Break a wish!
- RobipodSupreme
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Break a wish!
I saw this on another forum, which I may one day remember. Basically, you 'make a wish', and then the next person has to break it.
E.G
-I wish I was 8 feet tall!!
-You get captured by a secret government agency and forced to work for them.
I wish I had a new car.
-It breaks down repeatedly and you lose all your savings.
I wish....
etc.
E.G
-I wish I was 8 feet tall!!
-You get captured by a secret government agency and forced to work for them.
I wish I had a new car.
-It breaks down repeatedly and you lose all your savings.
I wish....
etc.
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Re: Break a wish!
I wish [redacted].
You cannot say it doesn't exist if you haven't seen it. ~Zinrius
- Lord_Mountbatten
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Re: Break a wish!
I have edited your post and destroyed your wish in doing so.Zinrius wrote:I wish I had a wish!
I wish I was not obnoxiously rich.
- Wildwill002
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Re: Break a wish!
*Changes nothing about lord*
I wish everyone would come visit Blackpool just once
I wish everyone would come visit Blackpool just once
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Re: Break a wish!
Including communists, who stay and eventually form a party, are the majority, and take over parliament.Wildwill002 wrote:*Changes nothing about lord*
I wish everyone would come visit Blackpool just once
I wish I had an incurable disease.
Re: Break a wish!
your incurable disease killed you, therefore removing your incurable disease
I wish i was an idiot.
I wish i was an idiot.
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You are already an idiot so your wish does nothng.
I wish I was richer.
I wish I was richer.
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- Wildwill002
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Re: Break a wish!
Suddenly, a hobo runs of with your wallet which foolishly carried all forms of currency you've ever had
I wish I could die and not gain eternal life
I wish I could die and not gain eternal life
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Re: Break a wish!
Granted. You could die, but you don't and you are tortured for a hundred years before finally succumbing to your wounds.
I wish this thread was in Forum Games, not The Lounge.
I wish this thread was in Forum Games, not The Lounge.
Richard Dawkins wrote:I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
Re: Break a wish!
you are removed from reality. in this state you are alive but in constant burning agony for the rest of eternity as you hang in an empty void of space. your body is altered so that you have lost all your senses except the sanity wrenching agony that courses through your entire being. you have lost your mouth in this process. and you must scream.Wildwill002 wrote:Suddenly, a hobo runs of with your wallet which foolishly carried all forms of currency you've ever had
I wish I could die and not gain eternal life
i wish i was a pony (hey someone had to)
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
CUT: Baldrick
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Granted. You're derpy hooves. I wish Vallorn had not ignored my post.
I wish this thread was in forum games.
I wish this thread was in forum games.
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Richard Dawkins wrote:I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
- Wildwill002
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Re: Break a wish!
Dangit I keep losing that thingvallorn wrote: you have lost your moth in this process
@697 By this forum being where it is your wish is now broken
@vall You are turned into a pony and are then forced into a stable where you spend the rest of your life being ridden by many people and constantly being kicked until one day you kick someone and are shot for doing so
I wish the portal gun was real
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- tanisjihanis
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Re: Break a wish!
You have the one real working copy of a portal gun, but you misuse it and are stuck in non existant vaccum between portals.
I wish I could be on minecraft everyday.
I wish I could be on minecraft everyday.
- Milo_Windby
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Re: Break a wish!
Somehow the person who grants wishes mishears your wish and you are forced to craft mines everyday, all day.
I wish I had me a fish =3
I wish I had me a fish =3
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Re: Break a wish!
You got yourself a fish, and can't get rid of it. It inevitably reeks, and stinks out you and your living space. Nobody goes near you ever again.
I wish people wouldn't break the rules.
I wish people wouldn't break the rules.
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- tanisjihanis
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(grrr...)
The government makes a rule that says people cannot , draw/paint, sing, dance, play music, write/read, or engage in any creative activity. The world sucks.
I wish I knew everything there is to know about Java.
The government makes a rule that says people cannot , draw/paint, sing, dance, play music, write/read, or engage in any creative activity. The world sucks.
I wish I knew everything there is to know about Java.
- Milo_Windby
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You become the leading authority on Coffee, Coffee Beans and everything to do with that hot (or cold) beverage...
Oh wait, you wanted java programing? To bad.
I wish the fish did not stink so bad ._.
Oh wait, you wanted java programing? To bad.
I wish the fish did not stink so bad ._.
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition wrote:#40. If you see profit on a journey, take it
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- tanisjihanis
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(yay, I like coffee too :3)
Your fish stops stinking, but the bukkit appears, and turns it into a fishbot, which you are then smacked around a bit with. The fishbot then disappears into the special place that fishbots go when they aren't being used.
I wish I was the world expert on not just java as in coffee, but JAVA PROGRAMING
Your fish stops stinking, but the bukkit appears, and turns it into a fishbot, which you are then smacked around a bit with. The fishbot then disappears into the special place that fishbots go when they aren't being used.
I wish I was the world expert on not just java as in coffee, but JAVA PROGRAMING
- Aenir_bEPU
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After having become such an amazing world expert on java programming, you become completely incapable of regular speech, and only communicate via java applets and programs.
I wish comet1 was the owner of the server.
I wish comet1 was the owner of the server.
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he destroys the server causing it to no longer existAenir_bEPU wrote:After having become such an amazing world expert on java programming, you become completely incapable of regular speech, and only communicate via java applets and programs.
I wish comet1 was the owner of the server.
i wish people respected /landclaim.
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
CUT: Baldrick
- Aenir_bEPU
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The only things that people create are massive fenced off areas with no actual structures.
I wish more people still played Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne.
I wish more people still played Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne.
Re: Break a wish!
Granted. Your copy of that game is stolen and you are then murdered for no real reason.
I wish comet1's account hadn't been hacked on July 16th.
I wish comet1's account hadn't been hacked on July 16th.
Richard Dawkins wrote:I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
Re: Break a wish!
Comet1's account was fine, and he moved on from Escapecraft, starting his own Minecraft server. That server became the most popular server ever in existance. Many people donated to him and he quickly became a millionaire and Notch personally congratulated him by flying him out to his house and taking him out to a fancy dinner. Notch then hired Comet1 to work on multiplayer for Minecraft and he made Minecraft capable of running without lag with over 1,000 players online at the same time with some sort of new technology. Noticing this, major computer companies contacted Comet1 and offered him more money to share his multiplayer code. Eventually by the year 2014, every single company that made an online game used parts of Comet1's code, giving him royalties to do so. Comet1 then ran for president/prime minister of whatever country he is from. He won in an easy landslide victory with his "Games for all" campaign. Once in power, he used his technological knowhow to invent weapons of mass destruction that he used to destroy the entire world, all because he still held a grudge from not being vet on Escapecraft.697134002 wrote:I wish comet1's account hadn't been hacked on July 16th.
I wish I was tall, handsome, rich, and extremely smart.
Re: Break a wish!
Granted. You also have every terminal illness known to man that does not affect intelligence or outward appearance.
I wish Borjan opened an hour later tomorrow.
I wish Borjan opened an hour later tomorrow.
Richard Dawkins wrote:I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.
Re: Break a wish!
Borjan opens an hour later tomorrow, due to technical difficulties
Those same technical problems crash the whole server and wokka's computer stuff gets destroyed at the same time cause some drunk idiot drove their car into his house crushing everything. The server is lost forever.
I wish this statement was false.
Those same technical problems crash the whole server and wokka's computer stuff gets destroyed at the same time cause some drunk idiot drove their car into his house crushing everything. The server is lost forever.
I wish this statement was false.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
Eekum Bokum
Eekum Bokum
Sti_Jo_Lew wrote:Random just won the thread. We should all just give up.
Re: Break a wish!
the liars paradox genie comes around and kills you for making this so hard.
i wish for 3 more wishes.
i wish for 3 more wishes.
- RobipodSupreme
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Re: Break a wish!
You get them, but they're all put on here and corrupted into pure evil!
I wish for an AI computer, that is entirely friendly and bound by Asimov's 3 laws of robotics.
I wish for an AI computer, that is entirely friendly and bound by Asimov's 3 laws of robotics.
I'm like 80% gayer than when I was on here last
I was a mod once
my discord is Ryin ❄#4444 if you wanna hmu fams
Miss you
I was a mod once
my discord is Ryin ❄#4444 if you wanna hmu fams
Miss you
- Wildwill002
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Re: Break a wish!
You already can't fly so the wish does nothing.
I wish the average IQ was higher.
I wish the average IQ was higher.
A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. - Gandalf the Grey
- Spyboticsguy
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Re: Break a wish!
It rises by one point.
I wish for a book of paradoxes to defeat structurally advanced artificial intelligence constructs.
I wish for a book of paradoxes to defeat structurally advanced artificial intelligence constructs.
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