This gear set is as Legendary as the awesome custom item names suggest. It includes armor tough enough to take a relaxing bath in lava or survive a fall from low earth orbit, tools that will reshape the world at ludicrous speed, and weapons that will make nice new holes in your foes where their faces ones were.
Since I'm completely out of my mind, I'm going to auction this entire set off. It is to be sold as a single unit. Bids for individual pieces will be either ignored or mocked, probably the latter.
The baseline price is 4 diamond blocks, the base material cost...but that's not really important...
Now here's where I hope it gets very, very interesting and entertaining. On top of the 4 diamond block starting bid, I will allow and encourage creative, hilarious, gratuitous, and/or insane bids, such as giant statues built in my honor, exuberant estates in prestigious cities or towns, first born children, long-term indentured servitude, a pair of George Bush's underwear, or whatever other awesome, creative, ridiculous things you can think of offering for this one of a kind Legendary set.
At the end of the bidding period, I will choose the winner based on how awesome and entertaining I find their bid. Creativity and ridiculousness will win over a big lump of diamond!
I'll let this auction run for ~ 6 days from OP, to end at 8:00 PM PST on Sunday, February 17.
Happy bidding! Readygo!
That...that wasn't funny at all. That just sounded angry. Is there uhhh, something you'd like to get off your chest there, champ?
