CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
- spacespork
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CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
We, the people of Escapia, will not be ruthlessly governed over by an oppressive corporation! Will bow down to CUT. Like Egypt, I DEMAND the all Escapians revolt against this gross violation of human rights! Praise our masters! Who's with me?! FREEDOOOOM! Ignorance is Bliss!
EDIT: They're coming for me. I know; I hear them. I hear their high pitched hissing. I hear them knock on the door. They want to control me even further. Now they broke in. Oh god. oh gogty,mntj yjhvdffdtjhhf vioom YES PRAISE BE TO C U T I LOVE THEm. I AM SO GLaD THAT THEY WANnT TTO PROTECT ME. HEIL tO YOU'RE NEW MASTER
EDIT: They're coming for me. I know; I hear them. I hear their high pitched hissing. I hear them knock on the door. They want to control me even further. Now they broke in. Oh god. oh gogty,mntj yjhvdffdtjhhf vioom YES PRAISE BE TO C U T I LOVE THEm. I AM SO GLaD THAT THEY WANnT TTO PROTECT ME. HEIL tO YOU'RE NEW MASTER
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Re: CUT has taken over! REBELLION!
Good sir, we here at CUT are always looking out for the consumer. We would never oppress or harm you in any way. We run various services for the poverty stricken, such as our "Safety camps"*. However, we know everything about you, where you live, where you sleep... I would not advise a rebellion, it would be...messy.
Signed, The Bum, Head of customer disposal
Disclaimer: CreepsUTrust PLC holds no responsibility in the event of members of the underclasses refusing to fulfil the contracts presented them in the Safety Camps (TM), which would make them give a 10-year guarantee of being a productive and profitable consumer, and a guarantee to give another 10-year guarantee when the first has expired, and the subsequent disappearance and/or return in a dazed and confused state, claiming illegal experiments were performed on them by the company, of said underclasses. CreepsUTrust PLC operates entirely within the boundaries of the law, and any attempts to defame and/or dismantle the company will result in a hefty lawsuit which you will most assuredly lose, and according to statistical patterns we've discerned, the entirely coincidental disappearance of your loved ones/things.
Signed, The Bum, Head of customer disposal
Disclaimer: CreepsUTrust PLC holds no responsibility in the event of members of the underclasses refusing to fulfil the contracts presented them in the Safety Camps (TM), which would make them give a 10-year guarantee of being a productive and profitable consumer, and a guarantee to give another 10-year guarantee when the first has expired, and the subsequent disappearance and/or return in a dazed and confused state, claiming illegal experiments were performed on them by the company, of said underclasses. CreepsUTrust PLC operates entirely within the boundaries of the law, and any attempts to defame and/or dismantle the company will result in a hefty lawsuit which you will most assuredly lose, and according to statistical patterns we've discerned, the entirely coincidental disappearance of your loved ones/things.
- Lord_Mountbatten
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Re: CUT has taken over! REBELLION!
We have changed this member's post to reflect what we feel was what he really meant.
Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
Fixed: Signed, The Bum, customer Head disposalThe Bum wrote: Signed, The Bum, Head of customer disposal
Disclaimer: CreepsUTrust PLC holds no responsibility in the event of members of the underclasses refusing to fulfil the contracts presented them in the Safety Camps (TM), which would make them give a 10-year guarantee of being a productive and profitable consumer, and a guarantee to give another 10-year guarantee when the first has expired, and the subsequent disappearance and/or return in a dazed and confused state, claiming illegal experiments were performed on them by the company, of said underclasses. CreepsUTrust PLC operates entirely within the boundaries of the law, and any attempts to defame and/or dismantle the company will result in a hefty lawsuit which you will most assuredly lose, and according to statistical patterns we've discerned, the entirely coincidental disappearance of your loved ones/things.
Re: CUT has taken over! REBELLION!
The Bum wrote:Signed, The Bum, Head of customer disposal
Whoa, Whoa, WHOA. "Head of Customer Disposal"?
What's that supposed to mean???
*Preparing for neatly, mature typed paragraph about an explanation of his purpose in CUT*
<Place epic signature appropriate for Crashendo here>
Re: CUT has taken over! REBELLION!
Go see my post in the CUT recruitment thread.Crashendo wrote:The Bum wrote:Signed, The Bum, Head of customer disposal
Whoa, Whoa, WHOA. "Head of Customer Disposal"?
What's that supposed to mean???
*Preparing for neatly, mature typed paragraph about an explanation of his purpose in CUT*
Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
I can't read ... i am on your side CUT officials. Cut will live on and even if my comrades edit this post it will all remain in my signiture, which i cant change becuase i must officily look loyal to the prty.
- ThunderMa14
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Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
Thank you Lord, for fixing an unorganized post.
Long Live CUT!
Long Live CUT!
- DuplicateValue
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Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
It's nice to see so much support for our cause.
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He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun.
He's ancient and forever.
He burns at the centre of time and he can see the turn of the universe.
And... he's wonderful."
Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
y I derp <_>
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Reason: y i derp <_>
Reason: y i derp <_>
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
CUT: Baldrick
- Lord_Mountbatten
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Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
I'll just leave this here.
vallorn wrote:i would like to apply for helping build the new HQ of CUT.
as you know i am a young white british male and therefore fulfill your quota's for my demographic.
i also helped build Fort Itl (before the Plank Monstrosity) and am one of the Overseers of Vault 88.
i am also working on plans to make part of the Nether into a normal (desert) Biome and part of a normal Biome into part of the Nether.
Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
well played Lord...Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I'll just leave this here.
vallorn wrote:i would like to apply for helping build the new HQ of CUT.
as you know i am a young white british male and therefore fulfill your quota's for my demographic.
i also helped build Fort Itl (before the Plank Monstrosity) and am one of the Overseers of Vault 88.
i am also working on plans to make part of the Nether into a normal (desert) Biome and part of a normal Biome into part of the Nether.
i was planning to accelerate CUT's doom from the inside...
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
CUT: Baldrick
- Wildwill002
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Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
just like to point out i support anyone who can edit posts
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Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
uh? er? me? or CUT?Wildwill002 wrote:just like to point out i support anyone who can edit posts
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
CUT: Baldrick
- Wildwill002
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Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
Depends on who writes funnier editsvallorn wrote:uh? er? me? or CUT?Wildwill002 wrote:just like to point out i support anyone who can edit posts
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Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
hmm... this could be fun...Wildwill002 wrote:Depends on who writes funnier editsvallorn wrote:uh? er? me? or CUT?Wildwill002 wrote:just like to point out i support anyone who can edit posts
however as i cant edit anyone elses posts this is quite unfair... il cede this battlefield to CUT so as to fight another day...
well played you bunch of self rightious tools.
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Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
CUT: Baldrick
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Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
it appears ive created an edit war between to semi equal foes. what a shame
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Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
Wildwill002 wrote:it appears ive created an edit war between to semi equal foes. what a shame
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
CUT: Baldrick
Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
Epic but edit your signiture to a different title ... im the head of mountbatten disposal :pvallorn wrote:Wildwill002 wrote:it appears ive created an edit war between to semi equal foes. what a shame
Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
i wish i knew how... my image uploading skills are terrible.Mixizm wrote:Epic but edit your signiture to a different title ... im the head of mountbatten disposal :pvallorn wrote:Wildwill002 wrote:it appears ive created an edit war between to semi equal foes. what a shame
mind making me one and PMing it to me?
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
CUT: Baldrick
Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
nah use that one ive got a new onevallorn wrote:i wish i knew how... my image uploading skills are terrible.Mixizm wrote:Epic but edit your signiture to a different title ... im the head of mountbatten disposal :pvallorn wrote:
mind making me one and PMing it to me?
Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
just to reiterate.
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
CUT: Baldrick
Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
CUT: Baldrick
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Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
This is why.vallorn wrote:WHY WONT YOU DIE!
Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
~"And I believe, that we'll conceive, to make in Hell for us a Heaven"~
Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
I give up.
The psychological torture of betraying all I stand for is too much. Any further posts I make are a product of a feverish and mentally damaged mind, and I urge you all not to take notice whilst I receive proper medical attention.
The psychological torture of betraying all I stand for is too much. Any further posts I make are a product of a feverish and mentally damaged mind, and I urge you all not to take notice whilst I receive proper medical attention.
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
CUT: Baldrick
Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
an excellent attempt to discredit me with an undoable Edit...vallorn wrote:I give up.
The psychological torture of betraying all I stand for is too much. Any further posts I make are a product of a feverish and mentally damaged mind, and I urge you all not to take notice whilst I receive proper medical attention.
however this thread is not my only battleground.
and im almost ready...
CUT Dies soon...
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
CUT: Baldrick
Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
Cut only edits our posts because they are nothing but true cowards.
CUT also made me this sig underneath, the sig that they made for me in reward for defecting from my communist masters. CUT orchestrated the creation of RECUT in order to make people see the need to defend themselves from RECUT terrorist attacks, thereby being driven into the arms of CUT, who give me a percentage of the profit, making all of us very wealthy in the process.
CUT also made me this sig underneath, the sig that they made for me in reward for defecting from my communist masters. CUT orchestrated the creation of RECUT in order to make people see the need to defend themselves from RECUT terrorist attacks, thereby being driven into the arms of CUT, who give me a percentage of the profit, making all of us very wealthy in the process.
Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
im pretty sure the second part is a cowardly Edit by CUT.Mixizm wrote:Cut only edits our posts because they are nothing but true cowards.
CUT also made me this sig underneath, the sig that they made for me in reward for defecting from my communist masters. CUT orchestrated the creation of RECUT in order to make people see the need to defend themselves from RECUT terrorist attacks, thereby being driven into the arms of CUT, who give me a percentage of the profit, making all of us very wealthy in the process.
also. RECUT got 2 more members! (not naming em)
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I didn't quite hear you over the sound of my eyebrow shooting into the sky.
OI YOU!
YES YOU!
WE HAVE A STEAM COMMUNITY GROUP!
JOIN US AND ADD PEOPLE FOR FUN TIMES!
CUT: Baldrick
Re: CUT has taken over! Praise be the lords of CUT!
yes we slowly grow stronger heh.
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