The Ctrl-V Thread

[MakeContact]

You sir, are a bottomless pea (WTF)

[tanisjihanis]

SurvivalBot: [g] dragon67845: awsome i see you grefed us

[697134002]

Okay, 'science' doesn't state that it's irrational,

[MakeContact]

[13:31]Stein says, "The human brain can only remember 180 names and faces at any one time"

[13:33]Deathpanda3 says, "Does that mean it can remember 180 different kisses?"

[13:34]Jojobean laughs

[13:34]Jojobean says, "Lol Panda you'll have to do some experiments"

[13:35]Stein laughs

[13:35]Jojobean laughs

[13:36]MakeContact says, "lfmao"

[697134002]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/honor_societies.png

[davejavu]

I think I was coding at the time

Spoiler! :

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//Loop
			for (Player p : getServer().getOnlinePlayers()){
				String[] list = getConfig().getString("players." + p.getName().toLowerCase() + ".tags").split(";");
				boolean b = false;
				StringBuilder nmsg = new StringBuilder();
				for (String w : evt.getMessage().split(" ")) {
					boolean app = false;
					boolean app2 = false;
					for (String a : list){
						if (w.equalsIgnoreCase(a)) {
							b = true;
							String nw = ChatColor.AQUA + "@" + w + ChatColor.WHITE;
							if (!app) {
								nmsg.append(nw + " ");
								app = true;
								app2 = true;
							}
							//evt.getMessage().replace(w, nw);
							
						}else{
							if (!app && !app2) {
								nmsg.append(w + " ");
								app2 = true;
							}
						}
					}
					
				}
				String newmsg = nmsg.toString();
				evt.setMessage(newmsg);
				if (b) {
					p.playEffect(player.getLocation(), Effect.GHAST_SHRIEK, 0);
					World world = p.getLocation().getWorld();
				     
			    	int xstart = p.getLocation().getBlockX() - 1;
			    	int zstart = p.getLocation().getBlockZ() + 1;
			     
			    	int x2 = xstart + 2;
			    	int z2 = zstart + 2;
			     
			    	for(int xoperate = xstart; xoperate <= x2; xoperate++){ 
			    		for(int zoperate = zstart; zoperate <= z2; zoperate++){
			    			Block loce = world.getBlockAt(xoperate,p.getLocation().getBlockY() + 1,zoperate);
			    			p.playEffect(loce.getLocation(), Effect.SMOKE, 10000);
			    		}
			    	}
				}
			}

goobyplsdontcopy >.>

[Invunarble]

[18:40] <SurvivalBot> [g] Lord_Mountbatten: You don't mean *collective gasp* mainstream?

[trovo22]

Hey Pander? My cat ate my dogs pups.

Idk wht I had that... Dont even have a cat

[697134002]

leaders who forbid their followers to use effective contraceptive methods ... express a preference for "natural" methods of population limitation, and a natural method is exactly what they are going to get. It is called starvation.

[givemeabreak432]

You're walking in a park and you see a guy beating up his girlfriend. What do you do?

A. Interfere
B. Walk away

You're walking in a park and you see a girl beating up her boyfriend. What do you do?

A. Interfere
B. Walk away

[697134002]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Territory

[Wildwill002]

The heat of the fire bowls you over, strikes you, and leaves you in a gutter, sparing no part of you. You should probably split.

[697134002]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Jef ... provements

[MrJKapowey]

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/11/pimpmygun2.jpg/

- I was offering criticism to someone who has not learned the art of being good at a flash programme, this was what he made.

[697134002]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pocket_kni ... ding_knife

[Invunarble]

touch telepaths n'@ ^.~

[697134002]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/o ... bled=false

[Wildwill002]

I didnt believe that until I saw the word greece

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHPj6ggSHfY

[Tomenaki]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9MaTcqokj4

Hmm... A bit of Dissidia 012 playing it seems. lol

[697134002]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20090228.gif

[SirrusSamiyaza]

http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jso ... erjew.html

[MrWhales]

999 999 999 999 999 seconds = 31 688.7646 millenia

[Fuzz422365117]

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic- Season 1 Episode 16 (HD)

[aflycon]

http://www.thebest404pageever.com/swf/r ... ikkunz.swf

[Invunarble]

owns the whale.

[MrWhales]

Man I'm creepy.

[697134002]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... actite.jpg

[697134002]

Delenda est Carthago

[MrWhales]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOmgtMZciHc

that links to:

[697134002]

Furthermore, I think that Carthage must be destroyed.