To: Derigin, From: Rock Beefchest, Re: Our upcoming battle

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To: Derigin, From: Rock Beefchest, Re: Our upcoming battle

Post by Rock Beefchest » 27 Oct 2012, 16:51

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Tried to embed, failed. (i did it - spah) Nonetheless, you get the point. We shall settle this as gentlemen on the field of battle. Since I am the challenger you get to choose the mechanism of your downfall. We will wage bloody battle, break for tea and some nice cakes, then continue bloody battle until such time as a winner can be pronounced.
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Re: To: Derigin, From: Rock Beefchest, Re: Our upcoming batt

Post by Iron_Fang » 27 Oct 2012, 18:17

Dude, this is lounge :) But lol may the best man win! (DERI)
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Post by Rock Beefchest » 27 Oct 2012, 18:46

Understand this is lounge, and as this battle is unrelated to minecraft, I would argue that it is not inappropriately placed
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Re: To: Derigin, From: Rock Beefchest, Re: Our upcoming batt

Post by derigin » 27 Oct 2012, 19:01

I don't understand... why are you fighting me. :( :(

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Re: To: Derigin, From: Rock Beefchest, Re: Our upcoming batt

Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 27 Oct 2012, 19:01

Iron_Fang wrote:Dude
British people sound dumb when they say that.
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Re: To: Derigin, From: Rock Beefchest, Re: Our upcoming batt

Post by Aenir_bEPU » 27 Oct 2012, 19:04


Here you go.
[ youtube ] 0iRTB-FTMdk [ /youtube ] (without all the spaces)

Go, derigin! You can take him! Your fighting trousers are much better than his!
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Re: To: Derigin, From: Rock Beefchest, Re: Our upcoming batt

Post by Invunarble » 27 Oct 2012, 20:52

If this battle escalates to Minecraft PvP, I want to fight the winner. :D

Rock, all we need for you now is to get Milo to give you a crash course on how to embed videos.
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Post by Rock Beefchest » 27 Oct 2012, 21:02

Invun the manner and location of the battle shan't be decided by me. That scalliwag Derigin has the honor of the decision. Such is the way of the gentleman's duel.
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Post by MayorLennie » 27 Oct 2012, 23:28

I never meant for this to happen but I'll hide the fighting trousers and maybe that will buy me some time to think of what to do
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Post by Losarot » 28 Oct 2012, 21:51

I dont know what this fight is about, But i do so love this video that was posted :D

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Post by andy25100 » 30 Oct 2012, 22:08

I say said bout should occur in front of the home of the leader of your fair colonies, he should be a worthy judge of arms.
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Post by Jake55778 » 31 Oct 2012, 12:22

May I suggest a Zoolander style walk off. The classy way to settle disputes.
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Post by andy25100 » 31 Oct 2012, 20:25

Jake55778 wrote:May I suggest a Zoolander style walk off. The classy way to settle disputes.
While the 'Zoolander' duel is a much respected format for a duel, these are two gentlemen of stature and respect, we need to use the 'Jackson' method.
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Post by vallorn » 01 Nov 2012, 01:03

Have a rap battle. reccord it. use it for Server PR.
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Post by MayorLennie » 01 Nov 2012, 12:28

vallorn wrote:Have a rap battle. reccord it. use it for Server PR.
And much community LOL you sanguinary savages!
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Post by Invunarble » 01 Nov 2012, 16:27

vallorn wrote:Have a rap battle. reccord it. use it for Server PR.
And then, have Lord face the victor in a freestyle and put it on the Shindig. :lol:
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Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 01 Nov 2012, 21:39

My god, yes. This must be done!
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Post by andy25100 » 03 Nov 2012, 11:43

Invunarble wrote:
vallorn wrote:Have a rap battle. reccord it. use it for Server PR.
And then, have Lord face the victor in a freestyle and put it on the Shindig. :lol:
That's a terrible idea, they won't get through the first verse before their brain hemorrhage's from the impossibility of the task they are about to do, waste of resources best spent working in the PR mine.
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Post by Invunarble » 03 Nov 2012, 15:27

Well, this moves the competition over to the category of an endurance battle then a figurative rap battle, still gets the job done though.
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Post by derigin » 05 Nov 2012, 00:52

I have responded.

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Post by Invunarble » 05 Nov 2012, 02:18

OH SNAPPPP
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Post by Rock Beefchest » 05 Nov 2012, 17:36

Derigin,

Owe you an apology, I had a few friends over in your house in Tolteca. It was supposed to be a small party but it kinda got out of hand. Hope you understand. Some of my pals might still be hanging around your place. Don't worry they didn't steal nothing, but they sure as heck threw their cakes around the place like it was nobody's business.

Oh and thanks for the poultry bomb Lennie and I needed the eggs.

Quit poultrygeisting me and name a time, place, and manner of our battle already!
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 05 Nov 2012, 17:53

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Re: To: Derigin, From: Rock Beefchest, Re: Our upcoming batt

Post by derigin » 05 Nov 2012, 21:13

RockBeefChest,

I see how much you adore my person, and therefore I have given a suitable gift to you to adorn your halls.

Kind Regards,
Derigin

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Post by Rock Beefchest » 06 Nov 2012, 15:34

Deri,

I found the most wonderful piece of artwork!. I am having it delivered to your home very soon. I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed your head on my house.

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Re: To: Derigin, From: Rock Beefchest, Re: Our upcoming batt

Post by vallorn » 06 Nov 2012, 23:15

Is there room for one more?
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Post by Rock Beefchest » 06 Nov 2012, 23:40

What vall you want a piece of me too. I might have to purchase a second set of fighting trousers but hell I am rich bring it on. Though it is my impression that mayorlennie is not your type.
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Re: To: Derigin, From: Rock Beefchest, Re: Our upcoming batt

Post by Invunarble » 07 Nov 2012, 00:31

Is there room for eleventy two more?
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Re: To: Derigin, From: Rock Beefchest, Re: Our upcoming batt

Post by vallorn » 07 Nov 2012, 01:30

Your fighting trousers have nothing on my dueling shirt sir. prepare be be brought down to earth.
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Re: To: Derigin, From: Rock Beefchest, Re: Our upcoming batt

Post by TyrasEngineer » 07 Nov 2012, 12:01

Behold the poorly-edited products of boredom! Show your allegiance in this strange, honourable duel by picking a banner:
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Do you side with Rock, the challenger, star of the Escapecraft Podcast?

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or Derigin, the defender, Lord of Beorn and provider of shelter for those who dwell within its walls?



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