Escapecraft

So, you have the opportunity to take over the world. You can use anything and an method to do so E.g. Enslavement, genocide, sharks with frikken lasers. Exactly how would you do it?

Oh and you have unlimited resources and your choice of 5 loyal henchmen and countless workers.

Go back in time and start a religion, that should get me covered for around 2000 years

Subvert the press and education system, starting with the Universities. Shouldn't take more than a couple of generations.

I'm thinking I'm already well on my way with my current methods.

Domination of the world by trees and lab experimentation. My 5 henchmen are brilliant scientists in biotech, genetic engineering, biology, geology and chemistry. Together, we create 'Mega-tree bombs' that when detonated create a small crater and deposit a 'mega' seed. This seed grows exponentially, which means that after the first minute it is already undermining most of the surrounding buildings with its roots. By the end of a week, the tree reaches full height and slows back down to the normal growth speed of an oak tree. The city, or what is left of it that hasn't been undermined by the roots is overshadowed by the vast arboreal stretches of this behemoth.

These tree bombs are planted in many cities around the world, and are all detonated at once. Then, my countless workers man each one and build housing in the trees for all those without housing. Slowly, the people of earth adapt to this way of life and the globe becomes covered with tree canopy divided into 5 countries ruled by my 5 henchmen, who are then ruled by me.

Unlimited resources and countless workers?

I will manufacture trillions upon trillions of tiny rubber pellets. I will then send my billions of workers to pelt every government official on the planet with the pellets, screaming "MAKE GODAVARI RULER" until they give in and unanimously elect me high king of the world. If they try to take down the workers, more come to take their place. If they try to hide, the workers will find them. It's basically the zombie apocalypse, but with plastic pellets.

BUY EVERYTHING.

I shall order a Green Apple Martini.

Giant Doom Ferrets.

Move all the politicians to the moon, eliminating all opposition.

To the MOOOOOOOOON!

tanisjihanis wrote:To the MOOOOOOOOON!

I would gather so many workers that every person on the earth worked fo me, therefore i would rule the world.