Escapecraft

Granted, but the car must continue to run at that full capacity for the full 500,000 miles in one go or it explodes with you in it.

I wish I didn't have to read to catch up on threads and could instead just know what people are generally talking about.

You do, but it means that your head explodes from too many spam filled forum topics, and you die.

I wish I didn't have trouble sleeping from 1 hour of jetlag.

You now have trouble sleeping all the time, regardless of circumstances.

I wish I had cybernetic enhancements!

You don't get any cybernetic thingamajiggys, and become the terminator instead. I'll be back.

I wish I would stop falling in lava so often ._.

You fall forever into the void.

I wish there were writing software that could hook directly into my brain instead of having to actually write the words out.

You get writing software that hooks directly into your brain, but it's actually a mind-control program created by an evil corporation. You become a brainwashed hitman on a mission to assassinate world leaders.

I wish I could make the best game in the world.

Wish granted, but due to budget cuts the game never gets released and is lost forever hidden away in some underground facility later to be discovered by our great great great great great ancestors who can't play it cause the system isn't available.

I wish minecraft was the real world.

Minecraft is the real world, but as you soon discover, squared off lips and squared off other bits make romance wholeheartedly unappealing.

I wish I had clairvoyance.

You don't get a clairvoyance because the wishing genie doesn't have a good vocabulary and therefore has abseloutely no clue what that word means.

I wish December would come faster.

December arrives and passes so fast that you don't have any time for holiday presents or parties.

I wish Invunarble could give me a good reason for not going to www.dictionary.com and looking up what "clairvoyance" is and not answering my wish.

The website that is linked in your post is attacked by hackers and DDoS'd and whatnot, and is permanently unavailable as long as every other Dictionary-Thesaurus website coincidentally around the same time MKindy asked for a "clairvoyance". Therefore, the wishing genie cannot distribute "clairvoyance"s.

I wish Global chat would not devolve into players senselessly slapping each other with fishbots every five seconds.

Instead global chat is totally empty and your brain explodes from boredom.

I wish people could actually use a dictionary made of paper. Or just know what clairvoyance means.

Noone can find out or know what clairvoyance means. Happy now? noone gets any clairvoyance. None. Zip.

I wish that people did not make so many clairvoyance-related posts.

Kindy finally receives clairvoyance (the wishing genie was replaced when the old one failed his basic literacy test), and discovers that he must eliminate Invun to save the world. Kindy beats him to death with a fishbot, but the scientific community refuses to accept his reasoning and locks him up for a long, long time.

I wish I could invent an amazing gadget that makes me millions and no-one could live without.

Everyone buys one, and they turn out to be indestructible, your lump sum is subject to Tax of some value or other, leaving you with exactly one million pounds. Then you fritter your money away on Fast cars, girls and booze, before finally losing all of your money in a fateful poker game with an Australian, a Russian, and a dog, and go bankrupt, forcing the bank to re-possess your house, and your possession, as well as all your vehicles, apart from one Robin Reliant which has a broken engine. Now, homeless, you turn to drugs to cure your depression, finding instead that you have become an addict, and can no-longer live without said drugs, and this continues until you accidentally drop your own gadget down a sewer pipe, and due to the gadget's ability to sustain life, you suddenly contract a deadly case of the common cold, and die 2 days later.

I wish that melancholy was sweeter.

Melancholy replaces sugar as the sweetener of choice for the entire world, which saves the planet on calories but makes everyone a little blue.

I wish I had $1.

MKindy wrote:Melancholy replaces sugar as the sweetener of choice for the entire world, which saves the planet on calories but makes everyone a little blue.

I wish I had $1.

That $1 eats you.

I wish I could swim with the Beluga whales at the Georgia Aquarium o_o

The whales, fed up with living in the Geotgia aquarium beat you up, and use your money to go back to the icy seas from whence they came!!!!

I wish I had a fully restrained AI, which could fit into a watch, with no outside connections aside from visual ones (so it can't escape into the internet or anything) and was my bestest buddy ever!

It is a truly amazing piece of equipment, and before too long, the media take notice of it, and you become famous with your new invention, rising to fame and gaining new friends and admirers. Sadly, the emotional restraints on the watch are too realistic, and after being shunned from your friendship in favour of new friends, decides to commit suicide, and is buried in the C drive in the folder R.I.C (Rest In Code).

I wish that Invunarble didn't always spam Pyro in tf2.

Instead, Invunarble spams sniper in TF2, and you are headshotted almost immediately once you spawn. Not only do you lose the round horridly, but you forget how to get headshots as a sniper and therefore become dominated almost every game you play.

I wish that my village could upgrade faster in Tribal Wars.

It upgrades so quickly that it crashes your computer, and causes it to explode, destroying all of your possessions in the ensuing fire.

I wish my neighbour was a nice old lady again, rather than screaming 3 year olds.

You get a neighbor as an old lady, but she isn't a nice one. Once you accidentally walked on her side of the lawn, and well, let's just say things did not end too pleasantly.

I wish MKindy would stop worrying about silly things like clairvoyances and log into Minecraft more often.

He logs in more often, but leaves and logs in so rapidly it spams the chat, causing escapecraft to be a wasteland, with only "MKindy has joined the game" "MKindy has left the game" echoing through the deserted streets and wilderness.

I wish that I had a bookcase that only ever had 1 book on, NEVER any more than that, but it was always a book I found AWESOME, and when finished and replaced on the bookcase it would become either the next in the series, or another AWESOME book, with a note explaining why the sequel to the previous book wasn't worth reading, and giving a handy synopsis anyway.

The books that you found awesome are intent on being the one book that is on the shelf, and start turning against each other, ripping out pages, and brawling in the back alleys of the void where they spawn from, until one day you pick up a book which has no pages, and is only a cover, then causing the trigger to activate repeatedly until the looping causes the void to spontaneously combust and you to get caught in the ensuing explosion.

I wish that the new update made sense.

The new update does make sense to you, but because of this, you begin to lose grip on reality and spiral into the warm embrace of insanity.

I wish there was a supreme commander 3 game that was awesome, exactly what I wanted to be, impervious to damage or corruption, could play on any machine I ever use, couldn't be lost/stolen, took an instant to load and I had it.