Escapecraft

I saw this on another forum, which I may one day remember. Basically, you 'make a wish', and then the next person has to break it.

E.G

-I wish I was 8 feet tall!!

-You get captured by a secret government agency and forced to work for them.

I wish I had a new car.

-It breaks down repeatedly and you lose all your savings.

I wish....

etc.

I wish [redacted].

Zinrius wrote:I wish I had a wish!

I have edited your post and destroyed your wish in doing so.

I wish I was not obnoxiously rich.

*Changes nothing about lord*

I wish everyone would come visit Blackpool just once

Wildwill002 wrote:*Changes nothing about lord*

I wish everyone would come visit Blackpool just once

Including communists, who stay and eventually form a party, are the majority, and take over parliament.

I wish I had an incurable disease.

your incurable disease killed you, therefore removing your incurable disease

I wish i was an idiot.

You are already an idiot so your wish does nothng.

I wish I was richer.

Suddenly, a hobo runs of with your wallet which foolishly carried all forms of currency you've ever had

I wish I could die and not gain eternal life

Granted. You could die, but you don't and you are tortured for a hundred years before finally succumbing to your wounds.

I wish this thread was in Forum Games, not The Lounge.

Wildwill002 wrote:Suddenly, a hobo runs of with your wallet which foolishly carried all forms of currency you've ever had

I wish I could die and not gain eternal life

you are removed from reality. in this state you are alive but in constant burning agony for the rest of eternity as you hang in an empty void of space. your body is altered so that you have lost all your senses except the sanity wrenching agony that courses through your entire being. you have lost your mouth in this process. and you must scream.

i wish i was a pony (hey someone had to)

Granted. You're derpy hooves. I wish Vallorn had not ignored my post.

I wish this thread was in forum games.

vallorn wrote: you have lost your moth in this process

Dangit I keep losing that thing

@697 By this forum being where it is your wish is now broken
@vall You are turned into a pony and are then forced into a stable where you spend the rest of your life being ridden by many people and constantly being kicked until one day you kick someone and are shot for doing so

I wish the portal gun was real

You have the one real working copy of a portal gun, but you misuse it and are stuck in non existant vaccum between portals.

I wish I could be on minecraft everyday.

Somehow the person who grants wishes mishears your wish and you are forced to craft mines everyday, all day.

I wish I had me a fish =3

You got yourself a fish, and can't get rid of it. It inevitably reeks, and stinks out you and your living space. Nobody goes near you ever again.

I wish people wouldn't break the rules.

(grrr...)

The government makes a rule that says people cannot , draw/paint, sing, dance, play music, write/read, or engage in any creative activity. The world sucks.

I wish I knew everything there is to know about Java.

You become the leading authority on Coffee, Coffee Beans and everything to do with that hot (or cold) beverage...
Oh wait, you wanted java programing? To bad.

I wish the fish did not stink so bad ._.

(yay, I like coffee too :3)

Your fish stops stinking, but the bukkit appears, and turns it into a fishbot, which you are then smacked around a bit with. The fishbot then disappears into the special place that fishbots go when they aren't being used.

I wish I was the world expert on not just java as in coffee, but JAVA PROGRAMING

After having become such an amazing world expert on java programming, you become completely incapable of regular speech, and only communicate via java applets and programs.

I wish comet1 was the owner of the server.

Aenir_bEPU wrote:After having become such an amazing world expert on java programming, you become completely incapable of regular speech, and only communicate via java applets and programs.

I wish comet1 was the owner of the server.

he destroys the server causing it to no longer exist

i wish people respected /landclaim.

The only things that people create are massive fenced off areas with no actual structures.

I wish more people still played Warcraft 3: The Frozen Throne.

Granted. Your copy of that game is stolen and you are then murdered for no real reason.

I wish comet1's account hadn't been hacked on July 16th.

697134002 wrote:I wish comet1's account hadn't been hacked on July 16th.

Comet1's account was fine, and he moved on from Escapecraft, starting his own Minecraft server. That server became the most popular server ever in existance. Many people donated to him and he quickly became a millionaire and Notch personally congratulated him by flying him out to his house and taking him out to a fancy dinner. Notch then hired Comet1 to work on multiplayer for Minecraft and he made Minecraft capable of running without lag with over 1,000 players online at the same time with some sort of new technology. Noticing this, major computer companies contacted Comet1 and offered him more money to share his multiplayer code. Eventually by the year 2014, every single company that made an online game used parts of Comet1's code, giving him royalties to do so. Comet1 then ran for president/prime minister of whatever country he is from. He won in an easy landslide victory with his "Games for all" campaign. Once in power, he used his technological knowhow to invent weapons of mass destruction that he used to destroy the entire world, all because he still held a grudge from not being vet on Escapecraft.

I wish I was tall, handsome, rich, and extremely smart.

Granted. You also have every terminal illness known to man that does not affect intelligence or outward appearance.

I wish Borjan opened an hour later tomorrow.

Borjan opens an hour later tomorrow, due to technical difficulties
Those same technical problems crash the whole server and wokka's computer stuff gets destroyed at the same time cause some drunk idiot drove their car into his house crushing everything. The server is lost forever.

I wish this statement was false.

the liars paradox genie comes around and kills you for making this so hard.

i wish for 3 more wishes.

You get them, but they're all put on here and corrupted into pure evil!

I wish for an AI computer, that is entirely friendly and bound by Asimov's 3 laws of robotics.

You get HAL. Congratulations

I wish I couldnt fly

You already can't fly so the wish does nothing.

I wish the average IQ was higher.

It rises by one point.

I wish for a book of paradoxes to defeat structurally advanced artificial intelligence constructs.