Break a wish!

[LS13]

You are, but since you have no experience as batman the Joker traps you within 5 minutes of becoming batman and enslaves you to do his stuff. He stands back and laughs maniacally as you burn the city to the ground.

I wish for........hmm im running out of ideas....Oh I know! I wish for a million dollars in pennies.

[Wildwill002]

You get the million dollars in pennies, but there all in british pennies and you cant seem to find a money exchanger anywhere

I wish this thread had less spiderman memes. (C wut i did thar?)

[MKindy]

You get the million dollars in pennies, but there all in british pennies and you cant seem to find a money exchanger anywhere

I wish this thread had less spiderman memes. (C wut i did thar?)

The thread is filled entirely with MLP memes.

I wish delivery pizza didn't cost so damn much.

[LS13]

It doesn't, but they start making crusts out of cardboard to cut costs.

I wish I knew why my royalty seems to have expired though I thought I had more....

[MKindy]

It doesn't, but they start making crusts out of cardboard to cut costs.

I wish I knew why my royalty seems to have expired though I thought I had more....

You discover the reason, but the truth darkens your mind and soul. You turn to drinking and vice and soon waste away, homeless and insane in the damp under a secluded bridge.

I wish the University was closer than 25 miles away.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

"No Mark, you are the university."

And then Mark was a college.

I wish for world unpeace.

[MKindy]

"No Mark, you are the university."

And then Mark was a college.

I wish for world unpeace.

The world remains the same. You have wasted your one and only wish.

I wish anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

[LS13]

You discover the reason, but the truth darkens your mind and soul. You turn to drinking and vice and soon waste away, homeless and insane in the damp under a secluded bridge.

*gulps from a bottle in a paper bag and twitches*

[J4Numbers]

"No Mark, you are the university."

And then Mark was a college.

I wish for world unpeace.

The world remains the same. You have wasted your one and only wish.

I wish anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

Wish suspended until it makes sense in 2050

I wish that virtual reality actually worked

[Zinrius]

"No Mark, you are the university."

And then Mark was a college.

I wish for world unpeace.

The world remains the same. You have wasted your one and only wish.

I wish anyone has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

Wish suspended until it makes sense in 2050

I wish that virtual reality actually worked

Your wish comes true. You have a horrible awakening from the matrix and are quickly disposed off by the machines that harvested you for energy all these years.

I wish everything turned red and black ;}

[J4Numbers]

Wish granted, you go colour-blind and cross the road when the lights are still red, you get run over and spend the rest of your life in a coma.

I wish that cats were benevolent to their owners

[D4nny]

Cat's become benevolent, then you explode in a trail of nuclear residue for no real reason. Damn.



I wish that every wish and break after this post can only use the words "Petunia, acid, turtles, and, rawckefwfwe"

[Zinrius]

Cat's become benevolent, then you explode in a trail of nuclear residue for no real reason. Damn.



I wish that every wish and break after this post can only use the words "Petunia, acid, turtles, and, rawckefwfwe"

The Acid turtle petunia's were mixed with a dash of rawckefwfwe to completely null the wish the prior post made. Law and Order was restored and the topic continued as normal as it possibly was before some dumb wishes were made. Huzzah!

I wish the wishes wished for wished wishes while they wished wishes.

[D4nny]

Cat's become benevolent, then you explode in a trail of nuclear residue for no real reason. Damn.



I wish that every wish and break after this post can only use the words "Petunia, acid, turtles, and, rawckefwfwe"

The Acid turtle petunia's were mixed with a dash of rawckefwfwe to completely null the wish the prior post made. Law and Order was restored and the topic continued as normal as it possibly was before some dumb wishes were made. Huzzah!

I wish the wishes wished for wished wishes while they wished wishes.

From both the break and the wish you posted, everybodies heads implode and srs bnsns never happens.







I wish I was a massively successful youtube video maker, and revoloutionised the gaming industry. Oh, and I wish Evony just stopped existing.

[J4Numbers]

*quote of every first part of post from the topic*
therefore wish is broken

I wish that I wasn't so tired

[Zinrius]

*quote of every first part of post from the topic*
therefore wish is broken

I wish that I wasn't so tired

Your wish comes true, you're now overactive and under the adrenaline induced energy rush you decide to jump out your window. Ouch.

I wish no one else could make wishes after this.

[MKindy]

I wish no one else could make wishes after this.

The game ends.

[Spyboticsguy]

Except for us!
The game resumes.
I wish that all games would end at some point or another with psychologically-oriented punishments.

[Zinrius]

I wish for more cowbell =D

[Zinrius]

I WISH THE GAME CONTINUED!!!! =D

[J4Numbers]

The game continues for everyone else but you. therefore game has ended just for you

I wish for a better hat

[D4nny]

The better hat is constructed from scorched human flesh, and it drives you insane.


I wish that the person who breaks this wish can never wish for anything again!

[LS13]

I can not wish for anything ever again, but i keep slapping you with a large fishbot for the rest of ur life until u give me whatever i want.

My pet rock Steven wishes to be a real pet

[RobipodSupreme]

Steven gets his wish, but he has to deal with going to the toilet for the first time, driving him insane and causing him to kill himself.

I wish I lived in a tree house.

[VoidIntruder]

Granted, but u cant leave it forever.

I wish the world turned to escapecraft

[The Bum]

Wish granted! The world becomes a massive free-for-all with only the 30 odd mods to govern it. World chaos ensues.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

Well you just made one.

I wish for social inequality.

[J4Numbers]

Social inequality happens and you get shoved to the bottom of the chain after your CUT employees decide they'd like a change of management

I wish for better internet

[MKindy]

The internet becomes sentient and is Skynet.

I wish this cat would refrain from jumping on top of my computer, hitting the poweroff button in the process.

[J4Numbers]

Wish granted, she jumps on top of you instead, clawing your eyes out and leaving your corpse to rot


I wish that I was a redstone master