Simply Dicking Around

[Lord_Mountbatten]

I like to.

This is what I do on my day off.

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How do you guys dick around?

What a completely vacuous topic. Ah well.

[SneakyPie]

You mean you try to swim and fail miserably?

I'm confused.

[itbarany]

[DuplicateValue]

You mean you try to swim and fail miserably?

I'm confused.

Or he likes to torture poor little cats. O.o

[Lord_Mountbatten]

I like to film cats flailing into a bath.

Hilarious.

[Milo_Windby]

I like to film cats flailing into a bath.

Hilarious.

You stay away from me, you hear! *Hisss!*

[Lord_Mountbatten]

Okay bitches, I am now starting on a campaign of bestowing official seals upon townhoods I come across.

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If anyone has a problem with that, please take it to this guy.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

And I strike again.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

Mountbatten conquers all with trivial signs.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

Another victory for bureaucracy...

[Lord_Mountbatten]

We shall be implementing this soon.

[herpmyderp]

I've come to this dick thread to confess.... I've killed 6+ people with 'stupid people' traps. I feel so proud of myself... Should I feel guilt?

[Milo_Windby]

See sign clearly warning not to enter, what do? Go inside :3

[Cho]

See sign clearly warning not to enter, what do? Go inside :3

True. But the first time I wind up responding to a grief alert and get blown up by one of his traps... It's him I'm banning.

[dududf]

See sign clearly warning not to enter, what do? Go inside :3

True. But the first time I wind up responding to a grief alert and get blown up by one of his traps... It's him I'm banning.

Good thing pressure plates and redstone circuitry do not set off alerts

[The Bum]

I've come to this dick thread to confess.... I've killed 6+ people with 'stupid people' traps. I feel so proud of myself... Should I feel guilt?

I may start installing some of these my self........we keep the loot i presume?

[Lord_Mountbatten]

I've come to this dick thread to confess.... I've killed 6+ people with 'stupid people' traps. I feel so proud of myself... Should I feel guilt?

I may start installing some of these my self........we keep the loot i presume?

Get loot from fools in your traps, fools' loot all yours.

[Milo_Windby]

Wokka vs the giants and slimes <3

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/142/ ... giants.jpg (Full picture)


also, Slimes are so cute! <3

Slime town, yay!

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/4028/slimetown.jpg (Full picture)

[vallorn]

I've come to this dick thread to confess.... I've killed 6+ people with 'stupid people' traps. I feel so proud of myself... Should I feel guilt?

I may start installing some of these my self........we keep the loot i presume?

Get loot from fools in your traps, fools' loot all yours.

hmmm. im jusnt gonna work on my traps now... can [bridge]'s be 2 wide?

i have other plan if they cant be though.

[Stratavarius]

hmmm. im jusnt gonna work on my traps now... can [bridge]'s be 2 wide?

i have other plan if they cant be though.

No, they have to be 3 wide. Which is too bad, since I really like 2 and 4 block bridges.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Hmm... I should implement a bridge into my castle once I get my moat dug and filled. It's already fairly safe, even if lonely...

[herpmyderp]

Yes they can be 2 wide.... I'll teach you how later vall.

[DuplicateValue]

Yes they can be 2 wide.... I'll teach you how later vall.

I'm guessing build a 3 wide one, extend it, and remove the third block?

[herpmyderp]

Nope.

[ReaperOfDeath]

BUILD A TURTLE FENCE TO KEEP OUT YOUR SLIMES

[OptimusHagrid]

I collect chips that look funny.

I should probably post a link to a thing. Here you go: http://www.rarityguide.com/forums/pokem ... -help.html

[itbarany]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WATrM9GSzyE[/youtube]

DUI: Perfect score... (also link)

This guy is awesome!

[itbarany]

‎-Do you speak english ?
-Yes!
-Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no...I mean male or female?
-Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
-Holy cow! -Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
-But isn't that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer run too fast...

[Lord_Mountbatten]

Took some editing down, but here's the gist of Mountbatten Dicks Around Part 1: Flouting the Double Standard like there's No Tomorrow.

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2011-01-05 13:39:09 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Could I all of a sudden repossess about 1/4 of Draconax.
2011-01-05 13:39:18 [INFO] [g][arogon343] dear lord its lord! and whah?
2011-01-05 13:39:27 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] You know, because I can.
2011-01-05 13:39:46 [INFO] [g][arogon343] what do you mean by reposes?
2011-01-05 13:39:49 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Splash damage might take out outher bits of Draconax, but that's what you get.
2011-01-05 13:39:54 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] other*
2011-01-05 13:40:09 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Repossess.
2011-01-05 13:40:11 [INFO] [g][arogon343] what have i done?
2011-01-05 13:40:18 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Nothing, I just feel like it.
2011-01-05 13:40:27 [INFO] [g][arogon343] do i get a choice?
2011-01-05 13:40:35 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Not really.
2011-01-05 13:40:43 [INFO] [g][arogon343] well will you ban me or summert if i refuse?
2011-01-05 13:40:53 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Erm, sure, okay.
2011-01-05 13:41:17 [INFO] [g][arogon343] -.- what have i done to anoyy u? i cant fight back u has ban hammer
2011-01-05 13:41:34 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] You told me not to blow up that embassy.
2011-01-05 13:41:42 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] How very annoyed I was. I desired vengeance.
2011-01-05 13:41:51 [INFO] [g][arogon343] i d0o have somethin gu can blow up
2011-01-05 13:42:03 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] 1/4 of Draconax like I previously stipulated?
2011-01-05 13:42:13 [INFO] [g][arogon343] no..( cowers)
2011-01-05 13:42:23 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Then I'm uninterested.
2011-01-05 13:42:31 [INFO] [g][arogon343] good
2011-01-05 13:42:34 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] If you don't mind, I'm off to inspect my new property.
2011-01-05 13:42:44 [INFO] [g][arogon343] you cannot have my town
2011-01-05 13:42:50 [INFO] [g][Darktaint] he can :£
2011-01-05 13:43:04 [INFO] [g][arogon343] :O.....
2011-01-05 13:43:10 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Ooh, flammable.
2011-01-05 13:43:33 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Good picture-taking spot too...
2011-01-05 13:44:17 [INFO] [Server] What are you doing Lord?
2011-01-05 13:44:18 [INFO] [g][arogon343] where the?
2011-01-05 13:44:47 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Stuff.
2011-01-05 13:44:55 [INFO] [Server] What kind of stuff?
2011-01-05 13:45:16 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Taking apart 1/4 of a settlement kind of stuff
2011-01-05 13:45:23 [INFO] [g][arogon343] no!
2011-01-05 13:45:40 [INFO] [Server] That seems like a gross abuse of power Lord
2011-01-05 13:45:47 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Probably
2011-01-05 13:45:52 [INFO] [Server] Carry on.
2011-01-05 13:45:58 [INFO] [g][arogon343] sureley u cant do that without reason?
2011-01-05 13:46:13 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Thanks server
2011-01-05 13:46:24 [INFO] [Server] Have some TNT too.
2011-01-05 13:46:24 [INFO] [g][arogon343] -.-
2011-01-05 13:47:44 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Hm, I could fill up the entire area with Cuboid... but that would blow up ALL of Draconax...
2011-01-05 13:47:53 [INFO] [g][furdabip] DEW EET!
2011-01-05 13:47:59 [INFO] [g][furdabip] TEACH THE INFIDELS!
2011-01-05 13:48:14 [INFO] [g][arogon343] we are no infadels!
2011-01-05 13:48:20 [INFO] [Server] I don't think there'd be much mourning. Don't worry about it.
2011-01-05 13:48:27 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Okay
2011-01-05 13:48:51 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Hey Arogon? Any last words?
2011-01-05 13:49:05 [INFO] [g][arogon343] we wilkl never surrender!!
2011-01-05 13:49:11 [INFO] [g][arogon343] please dont lord
2011-01-05 13:49:16 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Before I tell you how much fun I had trolling you?
2011-01-05 13:49:31 [INFO] [g][furdabip] Trollololol
2011-01-05 13:49:47 [INFO] [g][arogon343] what is the defonition of said trolling
2011-01-05 13:49:59 [INFO] [g][Darktaint] successful troll is successful

Arogon agreed to let me put this up to entertain all you uncouth malefactions of human specimens. Take it all in the good-natured ribbing it was, and don't make fun now, because you'll be next.

[The Bum]

Took some editing down, but here's the gist of Mountbatten Dicks Around Part 1: Flouting the Double Standard like there's No Tomorrow.

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2011-01-05 13:39:09 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Could I all of a sudden repossess about 1/4 of Draconax.
2011-01-05 13:39:18 [INFO] [g][arogon343] dear lord its lord! and whah?
2011-01-05 13:39:27 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] You know, because I can.
2011-01-05 13:39:46 [INFO] [g][arogon343] what do you mean by reposes?
2011-01-05 13:39:49 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Splash damage might take out outher bits of Draconax, but that's what you get.
2011-01-05 13:39:54 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] other*
2011-01-05 13:40:09 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Repossess.
2011-01-05 13:40:11 [INFO] [g][arogon343] what have i done?
2011-01-05 13:40:18 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Nothing, I just feel like it.
2011-01-05 13:40:27 [INFO] [g][arogon343] do i get a choice?
2011-01-05 13:40:35 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Not really.
2011-01-05 13:40:43 [INFO] [g][arogon343] well will you ban me or summert if i refuse?
2011-01-05 13:40:53 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Erm, sure, okay.
2011-01-05 13:41:17 [INFO] [g][arogon343] -.- what have i done to anoyy u? i cant fight back u has ban hammer
2011-01-05 13:41:34 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] You told me not to blow up that embassy.
2011-01-05 13:41:42 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] How very annoyed I was. I desired vengeance.
2011-01-05 13:41:51 [INFO] [g][arogon343] i d0o have somethin gu can blow up
2011-01-05 13:42:03 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] 1/4 of Draconax like I previously stipulated?
2011-01-05 13:42:13 [INFO] [g][arogon343] no..( cowers)
2011-01-05 13:42:23 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Then I'm uninterested.
2011-01-05 13:42:31 [INFO] [g][arogon343] good
2011-01-05 13:42:34 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] If you don't mind, I'm off to inspect my new property.
2011-01-05 13:42:44 [INFO] [g][arogon343] you cannot have my town
2011-01-05 13:42:50 [INFO] [g][Darktaint] he can :£
2011-01-05 13:43:04 [INFO] [g][arogon343] :O.....
2011-01-05 13:43:10 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Ooh, flammable.
2011-01-05 13:43:33 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Good picture-taking spot too...
2011-01-05 13:44:17 [INFO] [Server] What are you doing Lord?
2011-01-05 13:44:18 [INFO] [g][arogon343] where the?
2011-01-05 13:44:47 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Stuff.
2011-01-05 13:44:55 [INFO] [Server] What kind of stuff?
2011-01-05 13:45:16 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Taking apart 1/4 of a settlement kind of stuff
2011-01-05 13:45:23 [INFO] [g][arogon343] no!
2011-01-05 13:45:40 [INFO] [Server] That seems like a gross abuse of power Lord
2011-01-05 13:45:47 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Probably
2011-01-05 13:45:52 [INFO] [Server] Carry on.
2011-01-05 13:45:58 [INFO] [g][arogon343] sureley u cant do that without reason?
2011-01-05 13:46:13 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Thanks server
2011-01-05 13:46:24 [INFO] [Server] Have some TNT too.
2011-01-05 13:46:24 [INFO] [g][arogon343] -.-
2011-01-05 13:47:44 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Hm, I could fill up the entire area with Cuboid... but that would blow up ALL of Draconax...
2011-01-05 13:47:53 [INFO] [g][furdabip] DEW EET!
2011-01-05 13:47:59 [INFO] [g][furdabip] TEACH THE INFIDELS!
2011-01-05 13:48:14 [INFO] [g][arogon343] we are no infadels!
2011-01-05 13:48:20 [INFO] [Server] I don't think there'd be much mourning. Don't worry about it.
2011-01-05 13:48:27 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Okay
2011-01-05 13:48:51 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Hey Arogon? Any last words?
2011-01-05 13:49:05 [INFO] [g][arogon343] we wilkl never surrender!!
2011-01-05 13:49:11 [INFO] [g][arogon343] please dont lord
2011-01-05 13:49:16 [INFO] [g][Lord_Mountbatten] Before I tell you how much fun I had trolling you?
2011-01-05 13:49:31 [INFO] [g][furdabip] Trollololol
2011-01-05 13:49:47 [INFO] [g][arogon343] what is the defonition of said trolling
2011-01-05 13:49:59 [INFO] [g][Darktaint] successful troll is successful

Arogon agreed to let me put this up to entertain all you uncouth malefactions of human specimens. Take it all in the good-natured ribbing it was, and don't make fun now, because you'll be next.

Hey! I've something that you can blow up, and we'll thank you! But...one stipulation, no spawned TNT please.