Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

[Invunarble]

._.

[MrWhales]

It's not funny if you point it out in the moment, Inbun.

[RobipodSupreme]

Yay, I contributed!!!

[Tehbeard]

O_O

[Invunarble]

What on earth kind of IRC client do you use beard, dat text is so... square... Q_Q

[TyrasEngineer]

I think it's X-chat 2, it's what I use...

[Invunarble]

I use XChat 2, the text on my client looks way less bland then that though ._.

[TyrasEngineer]

You can choose the font, that must be it.

[Invunarble]

The stuff that you find in /ch ot...

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[aflycon]

I haven't posted here in a while. It is because I don't like you guys.

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[Wildwill002]

Steaaaam chat with iron

22:24 - Iron_Fang:
22:24 - Iron_Fang: I liked the balls


Context below

Spoiler! :

22:24 - Wildwill002: Ordered from that chinese place a second time, this time it was a bit less messy :3
22:24 - Iron_Fang:
22:24 - Iron_Fang: I liked the balls
22:24 - Iron_Fang: damn it, wasnt supposed to sound like that

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Don't know why you left out the context, it can be turned just as sexual.

[Invunarble]

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

[Serubin323]

Sleepy Sheep?

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23:48 < SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: Well... time for this little mayxkor to get some sleep
23:48 < SurvivalBot> [g] serubin323: Sheepy sleep?
23:48 < SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: Maykxy sleep
23:49 < SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: Counting sheepy sheep
23:49 < SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: one seru... zzzz..... two seru.......zzzzz.... three seru....zzzzzz
23:49 < SurvivalBot> [g] serubin323: <3

[Invunarble]

Sheepy sheep sleeping sheepishly on asleep sheep?

*brain explodes*

[SMWasder]

How can you sleep sheepishly?

[Invunarble]

I know that people commonly don't see self-centered chat logs as amusing, but I'd just like to show to you what happens to my sanity when it's late at night and there's nobody around to talk to:

Spoiler! :

Aug 29 23:45:42 <REDACTED> [m] Invunarble: Hey deri, you still there?
Aug 29 23:45:52 <REDACTED> [m] Invunarble: derigin
Aug 29 23:47:29 <REDACTED> [m] Invunarble: derigin derigin derigin derigin derigin derigin derigin
Aug 29 23:47:32 <REDACTED> [m] Invunarble: derigin derigin derigin derigin derigin derigin derigin
Aug 29 23:47:35 <REDACTED> [m] Invunarble: derigin derigin derigin derigin derigin derigin derigin
Aug 29 23:47:40 <REDACTED> [m] Invunarble: did that ping you yet?
Aug 30 00:02:55 <REDACTED> [m] Invunarble: I gotta swimmin pool fulla liquor and they daaaaaaaaahve in it
Aug 30 00:03:06 <REDACTED> [m] Invunarble: I gotta swimmin pool fulla liquor and I'mma daaaaaaaaaahve in it
Aug 30 00:05:47 <REDACTED> [m] Invunarble: Shadowitz Creatoffski my friend, do you have the vodka?
Aug 30 00:06:16 <REDACTED> [m] Invunarble: Shadowitz! We have to prepare the explosives!
Aug 30 00:06:22 <SurvivalBot> [m] ShadowCreator: quiet you

[Iron_Fang]

I believe sir that you have a very common illness....

[MrWhales]

Shadow.

[Invunarble]

I believe sir that you have a very common illness....

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[random980]

Oh, look what i found ^_^

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[Invunarble]

BEST SPLEEF GAME EVOR

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

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[13:31] <Tjololo12> If you have a potato and a carrot sitting down (button and link), you would not tell someone "POKE POTATO" and then get mad that the carrot was unmolested

[motormaniac]

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[20:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sir_Luke: And remember, Pinkie Pie is best pony.
[20:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] Hytro: >.>
[20:09] <Tjololo12> YOU LIE
[20:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sir_Luke: It is the truth.
[20:10] <Tjololo12> ./ban Sir_Luke Fluttershy is best pony
[20:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sir_Luke: Silence you fool!
[20:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] Hytro: Hey, you know what's good on bread? horse meat
[20:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sir_Luke: LIER!
[20:10] <motor> right hytro?
[20:10] <motor> great meat, lots of flavor
[20:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] Hytro: Horse is best eaten
[20:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] spymonkey14: -.-
[20:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sir_Luke: I'm thinking of this in the wrong context.
[20:10] <motor> WHY
[20:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] Hytro: ... you sick person
[20:11] <motor> NO
[20:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] Hytro: Sick sick sick person
[20:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] Sir_Luke: It's your fault...
[20:11] <Tjololo12> heh
[20:11] <motor> i quit

[RobipodSupreme]

I get the odd feeling that Sir-Luke may be a brony...

[MrWhales]

Sir_Luke is an odd person, not for the bronyness, but for his different branch of bronyness.

And Applejack is best pony. But that is for the MLP thread.

[Invunarble]

This is what happens to people who try to make conversation with me on Steam:

Spoiler! :

10:06 PM - MrWhales: have you accused the pedophile of murdering the father yet?
10:06 PM - [EC]Invunarble: Yes, you can tell by his facial expressions
10:07 PM - [EC]Invunarble: He grinned at a 35* angle for about 1.3 seconds during the first minute of the interview, which suggests he struggles greatly with his relationship with the uncle of the pedophile
10:08 PM - [EC]Invunarble: Which then if you invert the color scheme of that frame of the video and rotate it 30* to the left, you will see that the cameraman actually took the image with President Obama
10:08 PM - [EC]Invunarble: Upside down, this image also represents the 7th tower during the 9/11 attacks - which the pedophile's uncle happened to be at
10:08 PM - [EC]Invunarble: He also is seen in the image making an Illuminati triangle symbol from the inverted color picture, which then has a direct link to the pedophile
10:09 PM - [EC]Invunarble: Therefore meaning the pedophile was part of the 9/11 attacks and conspired with President Obama
10:09 PM - [EC]Invunarble: All hosted live on This Week with Jesse Ventura
10:10 PM - [EC]Invunarble: Am I a good detective?
10:10 PM - MrWhales: No
10:10 PM - [EC]Invunarble:

[MrWhales]

You're missing the gigantic portion of the conversation that was of decent quality, and not just your weird whatever-the-fluff

[Invunarble]

But that has LA Noire spoilers in it... >_>

[MrWhales]

[14:47] <TNABot> [G] [haxxorzd00d]: Dammit Invun, get off the fence

[14:50] <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: Are you prepared for my stance, is the real question
[14:50] <MrWhales> ew
[14:50] <TNABot> [G] [Beltom1066]: My body is ready
[14:50] <TNABot> [G] [Invunarble]: You are clearly not prepared for my stance