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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 23 Oct 2012, 18:05

Ha.

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[16:03] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: wont take long
[16:04] <davejavu> and my pc is off, im on androirc on my tablet D:
[16:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: pfft, no gaping hole for you
[16:04] <davejavu> lol
[16:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: wait.. i never said that..
[16:04] <davejavu> LOL
[16:04] <Sti> O_o
[16:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: well shit..
[16:04] <Sti> WELWYN!  O_O
[16:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: lol
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by welwyn » 23 Oct 2012, 18:11

Well, shit.

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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by MrWhales » 23 Oct 2012, 21:23

Hey guys, I'm MrWhales the comletely not-payed not-distraction. Let me write you a haiku of how LS's ice wall smells

Smells so horrid that
No-one lives there save him
Just kidding he cool
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by LS13 » 23 Oct 2012, 21:25

._. ok then... lemme grab my speargun and we can settle this once and for all.
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by MrWhales » 24 Oct 2012, 08:53

Ls do not fret
It is only a small jest
I really like pie
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Invunarble » 24 Oct 2012, 13:57

Hello MrWhales, I am here to inform you that

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You can't rhyme
Refrigerator.
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Wildwill002 » 24 Oct 2012, 14:34

Not a rhyme, a Haiku.

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

No rhyming required
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           / '.         .' \
          /    '.     .'    \
           '-._  '. .'  _.-'
               '-. ; .-'
              _.-;(_);-._
          _.-'   .'_'.   '-._
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Invunarble » 24 Oct 2012, 14:45

He still can't rhyme, though. :P
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by vallorn » 24 Oct 2012, 15:16

The roses are red.
But Invunarble is blue.
Hit him with a puma.
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by LS13 » 24 Oct 2012, 15:27

Inv u realize most haikus dont rhyme, right?
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by MrWhales » 24 Oct 2012, 17:06

Invunarble wrote:He still can't rhyme, though. :P
Allow me to rhyme
Refrigerator does rhyme
With what you are, hater

:P
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Invunarble » 24 Oct 2012, 17:39

vallorn wrote: Hit him with a puma.
This is accualy 6 syllables, y u derp so hard ._.
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Tjololo12 » 24 Oct 2012, 18:29

I finally have something to contribute! Ah mentor chat...good times.

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19:23] <Tjololo12> (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻ ( º _ º )   <my chess matches
[19:24] <Tjololo12> do those even show up in minecraft?
[19:24] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Pretty violent looking chess match
[19:24] <SurvivalBot> [o] Iron_Fang: thanks
[19:24] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Shit's intense, they be shootin each other and shit yo
[19:24] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: shootin up the hood
[19:25] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Detroit chess
[19:25] <Tjololo12> XD
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: No, that's Compton chess
[19:25] <Tjololo12> "Check bitch!" *pulls gun*
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Detroit chess is not nearly as violent as my description
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: :D
[19:25] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Yo fuck that man, you disrespectin' Detroit?
[19:25] <Tjololo12> that...just seems weird coming from you Lord.
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Yo dwag I'm west side representin, we gon shoot up yo hood
[19:25] <Tjololo12> that's normal for you invun
[19:25] <@Lord_Mountbatten> My bloods gonna represen'
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] smeelo: ._.
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Us outlawz here on the west side, we do things the hard way yo
[19:26] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: thug life represent
[19:26] <Welwyn_> heheh, hard way
[19:26] <@Lord_Mountbatten> He don' even miss out the t or nothin' man. Cap his bitch ass
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Dawg, me and my homies yo we gon bust a cap up yo ass mo'fuckas cause that how we do it west side
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: XD
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [o] smeelo: Wusses >_>
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [o] smeelo: Who shoots someone in the ass
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [o] smeelo: That's just a dick move
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<SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: jesus that is big
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by MrWhales » 24 Oct 2012, 18:38

Yes smeelo, yes. Also to add, outlaws is a motorcycle gang, and probably not the best thing to call a hood gang
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Invunarble » 24 Oct 2012, 19:40

MrWhales wrote:Yes smeelo, yes. Also to add, outlaws is a motorcycle gang, and probably not the best thing to call a hood gang
Yes, "Outlaws" is a motorcycle gang, but I wasn't referring to that, I was referring to this.
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by ItchyNL » 24 Oct 2012, 20:42

How did i miss all of that?
Tjololo12 wrote:I finally have something to contribute! Ah mentor chat...good times.

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19:23] <Tjololo12> (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻ ( º _ º )   <my chess matches
[19:24] <Tjololo12> do those even show up in minecraft?
[19:24] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Pretty violent looking chess match
[19:24] <SurvivalBot> [o] Iron_Fang: thanks
[19:24] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Shit's intense, they be shootin each other and shit yo
[19:24] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: shootin up the hood
[19:25] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Detroit chess
[19:25] <Tjololo12> XD
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: No, that's Compton chess
[19:25] <Tjololo12> "Check bitch!" *pulls gun*
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Detroit chess is not nearly as violent as my description
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: :D
[19:25] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Yo fuck that man, you disrespectin' Detroit?
[19:25] <Tjololo12> that...just seems weird coming from you Lord.
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Yo dwag I'm west side representin, we gon shoot up yo hood
[19:25] <Tjololo12> that's normal for you invun
[19:25] <@Lord_Mountbatten> My bloods gonna represen'
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] smeelo: ._.
[19:25] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Us outlawz here on the west side, we do things the hard way yo
[19:26] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: thug life represent
[19:26] <Welwyn_> heheh, hard way
[19:26] <@Lord_Mountbatten> He don' even miss out the t or nothin' man. Cap his bitch ass
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: Dawg, me and my homies yo we gon bust a cap up yo ass mo'fuckas cause that how we do it west side
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [o] Invunarble: XD
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [o] smeelo: Wusses >_>
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [o] smeelo: Who shoots someone in the ass
[19:27] <SurvivalBot> [o] smeelo: That's just a dick move
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Invunarble » 24 Oct 2012, 21:25

You were busy playing chess with Iron while I commentated on your "violent" chess game. :D
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by vallorn » 24 Oct 2012, 23:08

I dont even:
Mod Chat wrote:[20:47] <Lord_Mountbatten> I can't even begin to describe how truly square such a sentence is
[20:51] <Vallorn> sentances are geometry?
[20:52] <Lord_Mountbatten> My use of square is synonymous with "dorky", "dweebish"
[20:57] <SurvivalBot> [m] wtd21: There's a NSFW chanel?
[20:57] <SurvivalBot> [m] wtd21: Wasn't that decided against?
[20:57] <Lord_Mountbatten> o_O
[20:57] <SurvivalBot> [m] Tjololo12: brb for a bit
[20:57] <SurvivalBot> [m] wtd21: It's called [Cut to prevent use]
[20:57] <SurvivalBot> [m] Maykxor: what does that even mean?
[20:57] <SurvivalBot> [m] wtd21: Not safe for work.
[20:58] <SurvivalBot> [m] Maykxor: ah
[20:58] <SurvivalBot> [m] wtd21: Who in the world made it?
[20:58] <Lord_Mountbatten> I bet it was that Drew MacAvoy kid
[21:00] <Vallorn> I blame giant inflatable voldemort
[21:01] <Lord_Mountbatten> Damn you, giant inflatable Voldemort
[21:04] == Giant_inflatable_vol [~IDENT_NIC@gnome.wokka.org] has joined #mods
[21:04] <Giant_inflatable_vol> Lord mountbatten
[21:04] <Giant_inflatable_vol> The lord who lived...
[21:04] <Lord_Mountbatten> You promised me Voldemort!
[21:04] <Lord_Mountbatten> You promised me I'd have more time
[21:04] <Giant_inflatable_vol> Oh did I now?
[21:04] <Giant_inflatable_vol> My mistake
[21:04] == Giant_inflatable_vol [~IDENT_NIC@gnome.wokka.org] has quit []
[21:05] <Vallorn> well that
[21:05] <Vallorn> happened
[21:05] <Lord_Mountbatten> Yes
[21:05] <Lord_Mountbatten> Yes it did
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by welwyn » 25 Oct 2012, 15:54

[21:52] <Rock> just busting balls lord
[21:52] <Lord_Mountbatten> I see your busting and raise my own
[21:53] <Lord_Mountbatten> I counter with my own assertion of craziness
[21:53] <SneakyPie> Think of the effort to raise balls like that!
[21:54] <Welwyn_> He'll just use a ballistic eyebrow
[21:54] <Lord_Mountbatten> My eyebrows have destroyed planets
[21:54] <Rock> I would just counter witth my Beef Chest and it will be super effective
[21:55] <eggster> Well, its that time. I'm off to home.
[21:55] <Lord_Mountbatten> Unstoppable object meets immovable force it sounds
[21:55] <SneakyPie> I think all the manliness exhibited in this conversation just made my beard grow longer
Mod chat yet again shows its worth.

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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by J4Numbers » 31 Oct 2012, 17:12

We assure you, the staff are as sane as you are.
Spoiler! :
<wokka> MayorLennie: i would if i could photoshop decently
<Rock> barnshopped
<Rock> it will become a new trend on instagram
<Dave> if someone gives me a pic, i'll photoshop a barn behind them
<wokka> Dave: http://wokka.org/misc/dealwithitb.png
<wokka> barn me!
<Dave> LOL
<Dave> kk
<Hydrox> :)
<Dave> need a pic of a barn also :P
<Rock> You've been BARNSHOPPED!
<MayorLennie> how the HELL does barns have anything to do with escapecraft
<MayorLennie> HELP me someone anyone
<M477> I have no idea.
<M477> Who hit the random switch?
<MayorLennie> I have one with a real zombie how about that wokka
<wokka> MayorLennie: we were talking about your pics, you mentioned a barn and the farm, and it went from there
<wokka> then you said everyone needed a pic with a barn, not just you
<MayorLennie> in the context of I don't want that
<Rock> my barn door is open
<MayorLennie> oh lordy
<Dave> wokka: need a pic of a barn also
<wokka> Dave: google it
<Dave> k
<wokka> i have no pics handy of barns
<wokka> unless lennie posts one
<Dave> would you like a texas barn?
<Rock> yeah dave do we have to do everything for you jeesh
<Dave> XD
<wokka> there is no such thing as a texas barn
<Dave> i just googled a texas barn :P
<wokka> unless someone paints A&M or something on it
<Rock> a texan barn is one with romantic music playing and silk sheets near the cattle pen
<wokka> lol
<MayorLennie> and cobwebs so you get stuck
<MayorLennie> I have a picture of me with a tiger
<MayorLennie> I have a picture of me with a morell mushroom and with a deer skull
<MayorLennie> I even have a picture of me with a giant cell phone
<Neonraven> Lennie, you scare me sometimes
<wokka> Neonraven: you have no room to talk :)
<Neonraven> lol
<Rock> i have a picture of me with a giant cell phone
<MayorLennie> lol
<Rock> i think i was 15
<MayorLennie> errr
<Dave> wokka, I can't remove the "deal with it" on you :P
<Dave> wokka: what game is that body taken from?
<wokka> duke nukem
<SneakyPie> Duke Nukem
<Dave> btw drox, you're next being barnshopped :)
<SneakyPie> I used to be self concious about how unphotgenic I am, then I stopped caring
<wokka> SneakyPie: that happens when you get old
<SneakyPie> It's amazing what Apathy can do for you
<Hydrox> I used to be self concious about how unphotgenic I am, but then I took an arrow to the knee
<SneakyPie> Boo, hiss.
<Hydrox> i hate being photographed
<Rock> dave if you have a chance i would like to be barnshopped as well
<Dave> sure XD
<Rock> i want a complete piece of shit barn though
<MayorLennie> if you want a piece of shit barn I"ll send you guys mine
<MayorLennie> and everyone can be in front of the damn ugly thing it will be awesome
<SneakyPie> My barn is shittier than your barn
<MayorLennie> and my chickens
<MayorLennie> LOL Sneaky
<MayorLennie> Can I wear my skates in front of my barn! i know!! I'll skate in the hayloft!
<Lord_Mountbatten> I'm very photogenic after immense posing
<SneakyPie> And alcohol
<Welwyn> Don't think i've had a photo taken in the last 6 years, apart from my passport, but noone sees that.
<MayorLennie> send us a copy of your passport it will be okay
<SneakyPie> Hang on while I book flights to various countries
<M477> damn it wokka, why did you post a pic which is so annoying to photoshop.
<Welwyn> Nope, not posting a photo
<Rock> Welwyn looks like the toxic avenger we have already established that earlier today
<SneakyPie> XD
<M477> Wokka... You've been Ranched. http://i.imgur.com/jBt7C.jpg
<SneakyPie> That's an awesome Barn
<M477> Texan ranch.
<Rock> that is the finest barn i have ever seen
<SneakyPie> I would live in that barn
<Neonraven> lol
<Dave> wokka:
<Dave> http://imgur.com/QhR80
<MayorLennie> ok im uploading my barn and someone can photoshop me in front of it WHAT A GOOD TIME
<MayorLennie> and make an arrow pointing to my INTERNET receiver on top the silo LOL
<Rock> that is a fine barn dave
<Dave> and you would like a crap one?
<Dave> Rock: which photo should I use?
<Rock> i don't know google shitty barn and see what happens
<Dave> no as in, which of your photos
<MayorLennie> my barn is invalid
<Rock> the one where i am looking cheeky
<Dave> what the "look into my eyes or i will destroy you" one?
<Rock> no
<MayorLennie> ugh it's super high-res
<Rock> the one that looks like someone just goosed me
<MayorLennie> won't upload how lame
<MayorLennie> yes please that one
<wokka> lennie, thats a great barn
<wokka> much nicer than we ever had
<wokka> afk a bit, work issues
<MayorLennie> ok posted the barn
<MayorLennie> it's fun to explore and the loft is really cool but scary
<M477> I draw good barn =D http://imgur.com/7IYJA
<MayorLennie> haha nice work there
<wokka> lol
<MayorLennie> ok all staff down in front of Lennies barn!
<MayorLennie> full body!
<MayorLennie> if you are holding an axe even better
<MayorLennie> or a cattle prod
<MayorLennie> or hauling wood
<Dave> Rock: http://imgur.com/8XA1B
<MayorLennie> this a downhome fuckin' hoedown staff picture because our server owner is from TEXAS dammit
<MayorLennie> LAFFFF
<Dave> it is quite tempting to get a huge barn picture and put all the staff on it
<Dave> would anyone be against that?
<M477> And Lennie: http://i.imgur.com/VjsKM.png
<Rock> dave that picture is hilarious
<Dave> M477
<Dave> put a cow under her arm
<Dave> so it looks like she's leaning on it or something
<M477> ... this is good idea.
<Dave> XD
<MayorLennie> Rock" "howd i get here where am I"
<Rock> that is a shitty barn btw, good find
<MayorLennie> oh i have me wiht a real cow
<M477> Does lennie have any objections? no? ok.
<MayorLennie> lol
<Dave> I have the perfect picture for this huge barnshop Im gonna do
<SurvivalBot> [m] tanisjihanis: hey neon, are you busy at the moment?
<MayorLennie> everyone is out looking for barns
<M477> Needs more cowbell: http://i.imgur.com/LtbvP.png
<Dave> this is gonna be epic
<Dave> LOL
<MayorLennie> excellent
<MayorLennie> BARN ROYALTIES $$PROFIT$$
<M477> New royalty perk, you will be photoshoped in front of a barn.
<MayorLennie> My barns gonna be famous
<MayorLennie> my barn should hire me for PR and Marketing
<Rock> photoshopped in front of a barn of a quality of your own choosing no less
<MayorLennie> "Made barn famous in an online gaming community"
<MayorLennie> no doubt
<M477> Wait, are we travelling barn salespeople now?
<MayorLennie> it's like this: argue it with wokka NOT to do it, and it becomes so almost immediately
<Rock> sneaky left thats a shame i fixed his picture for him
<MayorLennie> did you lets see
<eggster> good evening (I home)
* eggster is now known as eggy
<Rock> eggums wanna get barnshopped?
<MayorLennie> who wants to be in front of the barn with me? Lennie lonely. dumb cow you no talk you no friend!
<MayorLennie> BARNTASTIC it's eggums!
<SurvivalBot> [m] tanisjihanis: I would like to be barnshoped :3
<eggy> Sure?
<Rock> I have a copyight on barnshopped now btw
<Rock> don't you guys get any ideas
<M477> I have followed your instructions Rock
<Dave> I haven;t
<eggy> dou guys even have my mug shot yet? ;)
<M477> You have been come at.
<Rock> what instructions?
<Rock> oh ok
<Welwyn> I'm not being barnshopped, cowshopped, staffshopped or any other variant involving my picture
<M477> Shopped?
<Hydrox> barnify EVERYTHING
<Hydrox> even the barns have to be barnified
<MayorLennie> I have a wood pile can woodshop hehe get it
<M477> -.- No.
<MayorLennie> barns in front of barns
<Hydrox> barn in barns
<Hydrox> barnception
<MayorLennie> Barnacopia
<MayorLennie> Barnalicious
<M477> Anyone else thing that somewhere along the line this got derailed slightly?
<Welwyn> yep, back to barns

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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by aflycon » 01 Nov 2012, 00:14

Invunarble wrote:
vallorn wrote: Hit him with a puma.
This is accualy 6 syllables, y u derp so hard ._.
While "puma" is two syllables, it is considered one "on," which is actually how haiku are measured. In most cases one on is equivalent to one syllable, but sometimes it is not.

tl;dr it's a valid haiku

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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Invunarble » 01 Nov 2012, 16:34

I'm starting to get the impression that learning Javascript is by far easier then comprehending this haiku shit.

if (Invundoesnotunderstandweirdasspoetry()) {
ragequit();
}
}
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 01 Nov 2012, 16:38

aflycon wrote:tl;dr it's a valid haiku
I will be surprised if it so by intent though.
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by welwyn » 01 Nov 2012, 20:57

Invunarble wrote:I'm starting to get the impression that learning Javascript is by far easier then comprehending this haiku shit.

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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 01 Nov 2012, 21:17

Nemo is weird, he needs to stay on his damn submarine. Also wtf haxx.

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[19:15] <SurvivalBot> [o] Captainnemo3: I like Christian songs for the WORST reason....
[19:15] <Sti> Oh god....
[19:15] <Sti> I'm scared
[19:15] <Sti> What reason nemo?
[19:15] <SurvivalBot> [o] BigC_1: music just isn't very entertaining to me for some reason
[19:16] <SurvivalBot> [o] Captainnemo3: It's all earnest young men singing about how they want "their lord's love to fill them up."
[19:16] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Hot damn, an album of his I've wanted that's selling for a reasonable price
[19:16] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: >.>
[19:16] <SurvivalBot> [o] BigC_1: not all songs say that...
[19:16] <Sti> And .... *facedesk*
[19:16] <SurvivalBot> [o] Captainnemo3: first time i flipped past the Christian Rock station on teh radio i SWEAR that was the EXACT line
[19:16] <SurvivalBot> [o] Captainnemo3: I almost crashed. I started laughign so hard; I had to pull over XD
[19:17] <SurvivalBot> [o] BigC_1: i dont find that funny at all
[19:17] <SurvivalBot> [o] Captainnemo3: and no, they don't, i just found the coincidence of TAHt line playing to be way too funny
[19:17] <SurvivalBot> [o] haxxorzd00d: Well, if you loved your lord wouldn't you his big warm love to fill you up?
[19:17] <SurvivalBot> [o] Captainnemo3: sorry, Big, didn't mean it like that
[19:17] <SurvivalBot> [o] haxxorzd00d: *want
[19:17] <SurvivalBot> [o] Captainnemo3: just sentences taken out of context.
[19:18] <@Lord_Mountbatten> STERN FACES
[19:18] <Sti> We all learned something today.
[19:18] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: lololol
[19:18] <SurvivalBot> [o] Captainnemo3: I think i love you haxx XD
[19:18] <SurvivalBot> [o] wtd21: We learned a lot of strange shit today.
[19:18] <SurvivalBot> [o] Captainnemo3: you've been hanging out with me, clearly XD
[19:18] <Sti> This server is weird...
[19:18] <Sti> You people scare me sometimes.
[19:18] <SurvivalBot> [o] BigC_1: than why do u play on it?
[19:19] <SurvivalBot> [o] BigC_1: XD
[19:19] <SurvivalBot> [o] Captainnemo3: the server isn't weird, it's just me XD
[19:19] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Stick with me kid and you'll do okay
[19:19] <SurvivalBot> [o] Captainnemo3: 8D
[19:19] <SurvivalBot> [o] haxxorzd00d: Randomly finding that song on the radio is even better, it's like his love takes you by surprise
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Invunarble » 01 Nov 2012, 23:18

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is what happens when you do not provide Lord with proper health support.
Spoiler! :
[23:54] <Sti> I think me mentioning Mountbatten Pink has driven Lord mad.
[23:54] <@Lord_Mountbatten> I don't really watch ther tellybox
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: How so? he endorsed the color
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Tellybox you say? let me go get that British to American translator guide
[23:54] <Sti> The stress of it not being accepted by the navy is coming back to him
[23:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: i always imagine life in britain to be a like downton abbey mixed with blackadder
[23:54] <@Lord_Mountbatten> I really like the parts where Lil Wayne plays the guitar
[23:54] <Sti> His old, frail brain can't handle it
[23:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: that didn't happen in downton abbey
[23:55] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Someone better tell Stephen Harper
[23:55] <Sti> I think Lord has PTSD. I brought back WW2 memories for him.
[23:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Quite possible
[23:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: he does seem a bit odd today
[23:56] <@Lord_Mountbatten> The way he strums the strings one at a time with such concentration
[23:56] <Sti> Electro-shock therapy might help.
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Or he just has reached the end of his career
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: usually he's very dry and british, he's more wacky british now
[23:56] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Outrageous claims to make against the Jedi
[23:56] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Lord not being British? sounds abseloutely absurd
[23:56] <@Lord_Mountbatten> They're all British at that point
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] ato784: do they have outbacks in england?
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: We must all be British
[23:57] <@Lord_Mountbatten> It's an instrument that you can use as a cane
[23:57] <Byroe> turns out that "The Hobbit" is a good book
[23:57] <Byroe> i dident think it was going to be
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Escapecraft: a [s]International[/s] British community
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] LS13: orly burro?
[23:57] <Byroe> then i found out it was the lord of the rings
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: it's great Byroe
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: haha, you are just figuring that out now byroe?
[23:57] <Byroe> and i was liek "wat"
[23:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] mayorlennie: I finally read it in 2009 haha
[23:57] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Someone better tell Stephen Harper
[23:57] <Byroe> because i never watched or read lord of the rings
[23:58] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: haha, yeah dunno if stephen harper would be into lotr
[23:59] <@Lord_Mountbatten> I really like the parts where Lil Wayne plays the guitar
[23:59] <Sti> That's hobbit neglect.
[23:59] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: wat why?
[23:59] <@Lord_Mountbatten> [Waves hand] "You will remove all your clothes, this will heal you"
[00:00] <Sti> I was mashing the Shift key, wondering why my message wasn't appearing
[00:00] <Sti> I are smart
[00:00] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: I wonder if an increase in frequency of Lord's messages will occur if you mention his name
[00:00] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Yeah, the stuff you've said has constituted my idea of spoilerdom
[00:00] <SurvivalBot> [g] Artakha: speaking of star wars, did you know that there is going to be an episode 7?
[00:00] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Pfft, of course not
[00:00] <@Lord_Mountbatten> TEMPLAR SCUM
[00:00] <SurvivalBot> [g] Victini998: yeah by Disney
[00:00] <SurvivalBot> [g] bookspenguin: Made by disney, correct?
[00:01] <aeroeng15> What the balls have I come back to....
[00:01] <Byroe> walt would be proud?
[00:01] <@Lord_Mountbatten> And he or she will get a hat
[00:01] <Sti> aero, Lord has gone insane from PTSD
[00:01] <@Lord_Mountbatten> They're all British at that point
[00:01] <Byroe> no, he has aid
[00:01] <aeroeng15> Oh
[00:01] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: someone whould tell stephen harper
[00:01] <Sti> I brought back memories of WW2, it's my fault.
[00:02] <@Lord_Mountbatten> What would Jesus do if he was Stephen Harper
[00:02] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: haha
[00:02] <SurvivalBot> [g] ato784: acrylic cancer aids?
[00:02] <@Lord_Mountbatten> That's illegal in this district criminal scum
[00:02] <Byroe> GAURDS! Gaurds! Sombody is being attacked!
[00:03] <Byroe> HELP! MURDER!
[00:03] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Someone better tell Stephen Harper
[00:03] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: yeah muder is illegal in THIS district
[00:03] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: but go on over to the murder district, it's all good
[00:03] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Redcoats tend to do that
[00:03] <Invun> Shit, whoops, I think I killed byroe by accident
[00:03] <Invun> *gestures for paramedics*
[00:03] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Wait, he told me cancer AIDS
[00:04] <Invun> No, he didn't tell you that
[00:04] <@Lord_Mountbatten> No fighting kids
[00:04] <Invun> Sorry daddy.
[00:04] <Invun> Can we have dinner now?
[00:04] <@Lord_Mountbatten> I hope Stephen Harper brings back the Alamo
[00:04] <Sti> You're making no sense!
[00:04] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Redcoats tend to do that
[00:04] <Invun> Hopefully he brings back dinner aswell
[00:04] <Invun> Damn redcoats
[00:04] <Invun> They're all templars
[00:04] <Invun> TEMPLAR SCUM
[00:04] <@Lord_Mountbatten> That's illegal in this district criminal scum
[00:05] <Sti> Don't kill me...
[00:05] <SurvivalBot> [g] Link_of_Legends: Why not?
[00:05] <Invun> Yeah, thank you for informing me of this, Officer.
[00:05] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: i think lord has been replaced with bukkit
[00:05] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Someone better tell Stephen Harper
[00:05] <Invun> Lord is now Cleverbot
[00:05] <Invun> Battenbot
[00:05] <SurvivalBot> [g] Link_of_Legends: And hello everyone!
[00:05] <@Lord_Mountbatten> I don't really watch ther tellybox
[00:05] <Invun> That's definitely not english
[00:05] <@Lord_Mountbatten> It's an instrument that you can use as a cane
[00:06] <Invun> I really liked the part where Lil Wayne played the guitars
[00:06] <@Lord_Mountbatten> More things to buy out
[00:06] <Invun> Oh, so that's what a ROI is then, right?
[00:06] <@Lord_Mountbatten> They're all British at that point
[00:06] <Invun> Yeah, kinda figured so. Are they templars too?
[00:06] <@Lord_Mountbatten> That's illegal in this district criminal scum
[00:07] <Invun> I know that templars are illegal, but are they British AND templar?
[00:07] <@Lord_Mountbatten> TEMPLAR SCUM
[00:07] <Invun> TEMPLAR SCUM
[00:07] <Sti> Lord, does he truly know if he has possibly been as far as decided to want to go do look more like?
[00:07] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Wait, he told me cancer AIDS
[00:07] <@Lord_Mountbatten> More things to buy out
[00:07] <Invun> He told me he was further then decided to do want go see look more like, though.
[00:07] <@Lord_Mountbatten> That's illegal in this district criminal scum
[00:07] <Invun> No it's not!
[00:08] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Someone better tell Stephen Harper
[00:08] <Invun> It's perfectly under the jurisdiction of Harper's laws!
[00:08] <Sti> The numbers Mason, what do they mean?
[00:08] <SurvivalBot> [g] yabai_ninja: i'll tell him, canadians all know eachother
[00:08] <Invun> What a small world!
[00:08] <@Lord_Mountbatten> I am up
[00:08] <Invun> I am down
[00:08] <Sti> It's a small world after all, it's a small small world.
[00:08] <@Lord_Mountbatten> That's illegal in this district criminal scum
[00:09] <Invun> I think we should pass a bill dictating this is illegal
[00:09] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Someone better tell Stephen Harper
[00:09] <Invun> Yeah, that's probably a good idea
[00:09] <Sti> Indeed, it is his jurisdiction.
[00:09] <@Lord_Mountbatten> And he or she will get a hat
[00:09] <Invun> What kind of hat?
[00:09] <Invun> A grenadier hat?
[00:09] <Sti> I don't think Harper wears hats.
[00:10] <@Lord_Mountbatten> They're all British at that point
[00:10] <Invun> Grenadiers wear templar hats, they throw grenades
[00:10] <Invun> Yeah, they're probably all British
[00:10] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Personally I wished we returned to crumhorns
[00:10] <Sti> All the hats are british? But what of cowboy hats?
[00:10] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Or the manager
[00:10] <Invun> Can we see Lil Wayne playing the crumhorn?
[00:10] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Well, in my mine
[00:10] <Invun> Your mine? In 2012?
[00:11] <Invun> Do you mine in 2012?
[00:11] <Invun> That's the true question.
[00:11] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Mind
[00:11] <Invun> No, it's in your mine
[00:11] <Invun> As in, mineshaft
[00:11] <@Lord_Mountbatten> It's an instrument that you can use as a cane
[00:11] <Invun> No, that's not what Lil Wayne uses
[00:11] <Sti> Lord's mind is a cane. That's the problem.
[00:11] <Sti> Too much pressure
[00:11] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Wait, he told me cancer AIDS
[00:12] <Invun> Did Stephen Harper tell you this?
[00:12] <Sti> No, we've already disproven that.
[00:12] <@Lord_Mountbatten> I hope Stephen Harper brings back the Alamo
[00:12] <Sti> I don't think he will.
[00:12] <Invun> I hope he passes a bill that brings back the Alamo
[00:12] <@Lord_Mountbatten> More things to buy out
[00:12] <Invun> Using their ROI?
[00:12] <Sti> You want to buy out the Alamo?
[00:12] <@Lord_Mountbatten> No fighting kids
[00:12] <Invun> Oh, sorry mommy.
[00:13] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Or the manager
[00:13] <Invun> Or Stephen Harper
[00:13] <Invun> Or Lil Wayne
[00:13] <Sti> That's child abuse
[00:13] <@Lord_Mountbatten> They're all British at that point
[00:13] <Sti> Poor children.
[00:13] <Invun> Mister Harper seems like a swell ol' chap.
[00:13] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Well, in my mine
[00:13] <Invun> Is it dark in your mine?
[00:13] <@Lord_Mountbatten> He assured me personally it was my fault and I was happy with this and let him go
[00:13] <Invun> Oh, well that's good to hear.
[00:13] <Sti> Ok, so Lord's mind is a cane, and he has British children fighting in his mine
[00:14] <@Lord_Mountbatten> And then I will choose one to call Dr Mengele
[00:14] <Invun> What about the one to call Dr Wayne?
[00:14] <Invun> He needs paramedics too.
[00:14] <@Lord_Mountbatten> And he or she will get a hat
[00:14] <Invun> Is it a Stephen Harper endorsed hat?
[00:14] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Personally I wished we returned to crumhorns
[00:14] <Invun> I wish we returned to the Templars.
[00:14] <@Lord_Mountbatten> I really like the parts where Lil Wayne plays the guitar
[00:15] <Invun> I really liked the part where Lil Wayne was a Templar.
[00:15] <@Lord_Mountbatten> What would Jesus do if he was Stephen Harper
[00:15] <Sti> Kill.
[00:15] <Invun> Probably make an acronym.
[00:15] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Redcoats tend to do that
[00:15] <Invun> Yeah, those damn redcoats
[00:15] <@Lord_Mountbatten> "I have released kitties into the wild. If you do not find them soon I will load the rifle and go hunting"
[00:15] <Sti> Does he truly know if he has possibly been as far as decided to want to go do look more like?
[00:15] <Invun> They've probably endorsed Stephen Harper to pass that bill
[00:16] <@Lord_Mountbatten> You can tell they are not regular because if you show it to any country with a latinate alphabet they will say it is a load of shit
[00:16] <Invun> Yeah, those bills must've been written in Templarese
[00:16] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Outrageous claims to make against the Jedi
[00:16] <Invun> Outrageous claims to make against the Templars!
[00:16] <Invun> I mean, all they want is an ordered society
[00:16] <@Lord_Mountbatten> Night chumpies
[00:16] == Lord_Mountbatten [~Copout2@cpc5-newc15-2-0-cust434.gate.cable.virginmedia.com] has quit [Quit: I don't like this anymore than you do]
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by SneakyPie » 05 Nov 2012, 14:19

I still don't know what I did.

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<wokka> SneakyPie: bad pie
<SneakyPie> What'd I do now?
<Tulonsae> set a precedent of trolling players?
<SneakyPie> I did?
<Tulonsae> well, long ago you did
<Tulonsae> and you do continue to joke about trolling them ocassionally
<Tulonsae> at least, i think you're joking...
<SneakyPie> When I would flower people?
<Lord_Mountbatten> There's nothing else for it
<Lord_Mountbatten> We must destroy him
<Tulonsae> lol
<SneakyPie> I'm lost now
<Lord_Mountbatten> Hush, hush. It will all be over soon
*Tjololo12 hands Lord a pillow*
<Lord_Mountbatten> Let Lord make everything better
<Lord_Mountbatten> No more tears
<Lord_Mountbatten> Only dreams now
<SneakyPie> ;_;

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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by MayorLennie » 05 Nov 2012, 14:38

Sneaky it looks like Lord Mountbatten has killed you, and TJ is an accomplice he gave him the pillow ... wait... you're not dead, you posted this!!! REJOICE
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Re: Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

Post by Iron_Fang » 05 Nov 2012, 14:41

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