Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

[vallorn]

All these paths will kill you. Why? Because I am a twatface.

*some time later*

These maths lock puzzles! gah! Its like. you turn a corner in enigma going "I don't want to see oh no please don't let i.
"TOP 42, BOTTOM -96"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

From #minecraft!

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[13:18:18] <SecretAgentMan> woo and that's why we don't keep 1 litre of open water next to our keyboard
[13:18:34] <Spyboticsguy> water
[13:18:40] <Spyboticsguy> wat are u doin
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[13:18:51] <Spyboticsguy> WATER
[13:18:53] <+Rogue> water you doin? bad pun
[13:19:04] <Spyboticsguy> stahp
[13:19:15] <SecretAgentMan> water is good when its not flooding my desk
[13:19:16] <+Rogue> wet do you want
[13:19:48] <Spyboticsguy> water-ver you need
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[13:21:34] <SecretAgentMan> http://i.imgur.com/l6SNn.jpg
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[13:22:42] <+Rogue> Why moist you do this to me, spahbotics man
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[13:23:40] <Spyboticsguy> I don't know, it just sort of trickles out of my mind
[13:24:09] <+Rogue> your bad puns are making the blood pool in my brain
[13:24:24] <Spyboticsguy> I've got an endless stream of them
[13:25:29] <+Rogue> Can't you sea what you are doing?
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[13:25:56] <Spyboticsguy> No, it mist-ifies me
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[13:26:23] <+Rogue> lets spray that he doesn't keep going
[13:27:04] <Spyboticsguy> That would be ice.
[13:27:27] <+Rogue> Pour Spyboticsguy, he just can't stop
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[13:29:31] <Spyboticsguy> I'll try to condese as many as I can, but I don't know if it'll help calm the storm.
[13:30:01] <+Rogue> We should just drop the topic
[13:31:19] <Spyboticsguy> Yes. I will stop preciptating.
[13:31:30] <+Rogue> Don't sweat it

WARNING: Contains a copious amount of puns.

Thanks Spy, now I can't breath. XD

[Blackadder51]

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[J4Numbers]

0.o
Well done SM...
Well done

[SMWasder]

I'm a man of refined tastes.

[SMWasder]

Escapcraft staff: A bastion of maturity.

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[MrWhales]

We are a staff of refined tastes.

[LS13]

Read what lep said with an overly emotional preacher's voice.

[Invunarble]

Escapcraft staff: A bastion of maturity.

Spoiler! :

I remember walking in on this conversation about trays thinking nothing but "What the fuck."

[DuplicateValue]

Read what lep said with an overly emotional preacher's voice.

You know they're lyrics to a song, right?

[Wildwill002]

[LS13]

Doesn't make it any less hilarious to read it in an overly emotional preacher voice

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Why the hell not.

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[19:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: dang chinese.. out of all the thinks they could have used to eat rice..
[19:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] LS13: *justin bieber comes on pandora station*
[19:47] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: two freaking sticks?!

[LS13]

Lol nice random snip

[vallorn]

[02:51] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: oh fuck
[02:51] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: NO
[02:51] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: oh no
[02:51] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: fuck
[02:51] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: um
[02:51] <SurvivalBot> [m] blackadder51: omg
[02:52] <Lord_Mountbatten> Well, that's not assuring

[Invunarble]

BigC found this funny.

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[Sti_Jo_Lew]

God DAMMIT Invun!

Now I have to come up with another idea for next year's April Fool's day.

[Invunarble]

Yeah, I'm leet as fuck today. Come at me, afly.

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[BigC_1]

BigC found this funny.

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You know it was.

[welwyn]

Tree puns, wood you believe it or not.

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[18:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] robipodsupreme: well this is great. You can't dig with a wooden shovel
[18:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Why wood you?
[18:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] MrJKapowey: tihi
[18:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] pete82683: bahahaha
[18:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] robipodsupreme: to get rid of sand more quickly
[18:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] pete82683: i see wood'cha did there
[18:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] MrJKapowey: use stone!
[18:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: use stone
[18:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: i birch you didnt pete
[18:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] MrJKapowey: Guys, stop larching around. This is srsbsns
[18:11] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Shh yew
[18:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] MrJKapowey: Oak-k
[18:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] robipodsupreme: come on guys, leaf it alone
[18:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] TyreseEngineer: I can cedar problem with the wooden shovel
[18:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] TyreseEngineer: I win.
[18:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] pete82683: lmfao
[18:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] robipodsupreme: well holly crap,
[18:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] MrJKapowey: that's cap'd
[18:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] pete82683: i will birch slap you all
[18:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] MrJKapowey: Sadly I couldn't get the original statement...
[18:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] M477h3w1012: I myself am Ash-amed of these puns.
[18:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] pete82683: lawl
[18:14] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Guys, enough. actuall if we cherry this on a bit more, maple it will end up on amusing moments?
[18:14] <SurvivalBot> [g] robipodsupreme: can't we just shrub off this immatturatree
[18:14] <SurvivalBot> [g] TyreseEngineer: I pine for the times when these puns stop
[18:15] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Willow all stop with the tree buns.
[18:15] <SurvivalBot> [g] M477h3w1012: I think I'll leaf you to that.
[18:15] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Fir fucks sake. Enough
[18:16] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: o_O
[18:16] <SurvivalBot> [g] robipodsupreme: can't everybody just see resin?
[18:16] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: Ironwood you please get with the system ?
[18:16] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: resin is a good modeling tool
[18:16] <SurvivalBot> [g] robipodsupreme: -.-
[18:16] <SurvivalBot> [g] M477h3w1012: *facetree*
[18:16] <SurvivalBot> [g] Iron_Fang: but tis true
[18:17] <SurvivalBot> [g] robipodsupreme: I think you're missing the point
[18:17] <SurvivalBot> [g] welwyn: M477h3w1012 you could still have face palm

[TyrasEngineer]

We should be ash-amed of those puns.

[J4Numbers]

We're knot starting this again are we?

[Wildwill002]

Yew wooden beleaf how frond I am of these. Yule be ashtonished at my birching pun skills

[minnerthecat]

I'm getting in on this because I want to be poplar.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

God I love you guys.

[MrJKapowey]

Alder players love dese puns.

From the wealthiest Lord, to the most destitute Pawpaw.

[LS13]

Guys, these puns can really be a pain in the ash but whatever :I

[LS13]

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[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Smeelo says some hilarious stuff...

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[21:11] <smeelo> I became scared of my Trumpet.
[21:12] <smeelo> Trumpetphobia :3
[21:12] <SurvivalBot> [o] LS13: lol
[21:12] <Sti> Nah, too easy.
[21:12] <powerfulkingt> more like oralphobia
[21:12] <smeelo> I assure you, I'm not scared of oral. 

[Invunarble]

Edit with actual content: So a while ago, foxes challenged Infesord to rewrite Rack City, and um, chat sort of devolved to this: (Deleted content that was sort of off-topic)

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[00:53] <SurvivalBot> [g] ilikefoxes666: Infess, I challenge you to rewrite the words of "Rack City" to be about the Guest City.
[00:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] jamez03: just outside the guest plots where my chest was
[00:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] Infesord: what is rack city?
[00:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: lol have you heard math city?
[00:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] reikoNeko: Oh, I have so many possibilities I won't mention...
[00:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] Infesord: no.
[00:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] ilikefoxes666: Cat City is a good one
[00:54] <SurvivalBot> [g] reikoNeko: I already have that: Nekomura
[00:55] <SurvivalBot> [g] reikoNeko: though really that's cat village
[00:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Guest city bitch
[00:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Guest guest city
[00:57] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: I'm gonna work on this foxy
[00:58] <Invun> Guest City life
[00:59] <Invun> I didn't choose the Guest City life, the Guest City life chose me
[00:59] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Nuthin' bust a g (guest) thing baby
[00:59] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: *but
[00:59] <SurvivalBot> [g] reikoNeko: Guest City is the home of fine fne bacon
[01:00] <Invun> Why am I runnin for Guest City, if Guest City's runnin for me
[01:00] <Invun> Why am I fightin toooo be a Guest, if I'm a guest tooo fightt
[01:00] <Invun> Shit, that didn't make sense
[01:00] <SurvivalBot> [g] Infesord: okay invun you made your point
[01:01] <SurvivalBot> [g] Infesord: sheesh, enough Guest City talk
[01:01] <Invun> Cause I'm still representin for the Guest Cities all across the world
[01:01] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Invun, imma let you finish, but escapecraft had one of the best guest cities of ALL TIME
[01:01] <SurvivalBot> [g] Infesord: OF ALLLLL TIME!
[01:01] <Invun> 'cause we gettin Guest-City moneeey
[01:02] <Invun> What's the difference between me an Guest city?
[01:02] <SurvivalBot> [g] Infesord: You're crazy and Guest city is sane and orderly
[01:02] <Invun> Now days errbody wanna talk like they got somethin to say, but nothing comes out when they move they lips
[01:03] <SurvivalBot> [g] reikoNeko: grids make ya crazy
[01:03] <Invun> just a buncha jibberish, and mof*** act like they forgot about Guest City
[01:03] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Griefer's ain't shit but hoes and tricks
[01:03] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: *griefers
[01:03] <Invun> Hold up, waitaminute, lemme put some Guest City up in it
[01:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] reikoNeko: stright up, though, I was never in guest city until I was a mentor
[01:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] reikoNeko: It was broken when I first started so I went straight to Fyra. Southside represent.
[01:04] <Invun> These b*** don't even know the naame of my Guest City
[01:04] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Beorn repreSENT
[01:05] <Invun> 'cause Guest City is on my level, yeah, it's on my level, yeaaa
[01:06] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: I'm trying to work something out for black and yellow
[01:06] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Bear with me
[01:06] <Invun> Guest and yellow, guest and yellow
[01:06] <Invun> Yeah, ah ah you know what it is
[01:06] <Invun> Every Guest City I go, I do it big
[01:06] <SurvivalBot> [g] reikoNeko: black and yellow? Guest city is Pittsburgh?
[01:07] <Invun> I had a dream that the whole Guest City was starin' at me, I woke up and there was nooone there
[01:07] <Invun> Used to not be allowed in Guest City, but now we on the rooftops
[01:07] <Invun> 'cause i'mma teach you to go to Guest City
[01:07] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Only thing that's on my mind; who's gon run Guest City tonight
[01:08] <Invun> The old guest city's dead and gone, deeeaadd and goone
[01:08] <Invun> 'till it's over and it's all Guest City wrote, all it wrote, all it wrote
[01:09] <Invun> Na-ah guest city don't kill me, it only make me stronger
[01:09] <SurvivalBot> [g] reikoNeko: I'm leavin' Guest City, light so bright
[01:09] <Invun> Martians vs Guests, Goons vs the City
[01:09] <Invun> So crack a Guest City, let your Guest City wabble
[01:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Bitch real 'g's move in guest city like lasagna
[01:10] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Makes about as much sense as the original lyric
[01:10] <Invun> Cause we gettin Guest City money
[01:10] <Invun> Livin life in the Guest City lane, pedal to the metal
[01:11] <Invun> 'aint nothin but a Guest City paarty
[01:11] <Invun> 'cause I hit em up, in Guest City
[01:11] <Invun> Guest city loove, in the ciiiittyy
[01:12] <Invun> Picture me rollin', in Guest City
[01:12] <Invun> Come with me, hail mary, what do we have here now, do you wanna ride or die in Guest City, da da de da da da
[01:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] reikoNeko: Guest City Rollers? ((shudder))
[01:12] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Straight outta guest city, crazy mofo named invun
[01:13] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Woke up quick, at about noon just thought that I had to be in Guest city soon
[01:13] <Invun> 'cause i'm rollin one Guest City at a time
[01:14] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Guuuuest city I'll do anything for youuu
[01:15] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: guuuuest city just tell me what you want me to
[01:15] <Invun> Why am I runnin to live, if i'm just livin for Guest City
[01:15] <Invun> 'cause i'm the king on the Guest City
[01:15] <Invun> Lol, infes is probably gone by now
[01:16] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Guuuuest city nail me up against the wall.
[01:16] <Invun> 'cause I'm on a Guest City, take a good long look at my motherfkin Guest City!
[01:16] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Guest city don't want everything she wants it all
[01:17] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: In guesst cittyyyy cobble jungle where deams are made of, will make you feel brand neww
[01:17] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: *dreams
[01:17] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: now you're in guesst cityyyyy
[01:17] <Invun> 'cause I'mma pick the Guest City up and i'mma drop it on your head!
[01:18] <SurvivalBot> [g] reikoNeko: Take me down to Fyra Guest City where the grass is green and the pigs are pretty.
[01:18] <Invun> Cause this is, the soundtrack to my Guest City
[01:18] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: I'm in the pursuit of guest city, and I know
[01:18] <Invun> Never been afraid to say what's on my mind at, any given time of Guest City
[01:19] <SurvivalBot> [g] reikoNeko: And good night Guest City! Keep it real!
[01:19] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Word up
[01:19] <Invun> #swag
[01:19] <Invun> My n*** got three strikes, had enough screamed "Guest City Life"! and emptied the clip
[01:20] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Straight from the streets of the GCT
[01:20] <Invun> Guest City side, representin.
[01:20] <SurvivalBot> [g] Elcquid: Guest city and long beach together? Now you know you in trouble

Yeah, I kinda dragged that on a bit too far :S