Escapecraft

[23:32] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Ah, so it's not even his child then
[23:33] <welwyn> Yes it was, he fathered her, she lived half the time with him, half at the mothers
[23:33] <welwyn> She is still my neice
[23:33] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Ah, so moreso a guardian then parent right?
[23:33] <welwyn> no, he was her dad
[23:33] <welwyn> still is her dad, just split parents
[23:34] <@SneakyPie> Biological father
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: But you just said they weren't married o_0
[23:34] <@SneakyPie> It's possible to be someone's father without being married
[23:34] <@SneakyPie> All you need is the sex
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] RevolutionMono: just because they aren't married doesn't mean they can't be parents dude >.>
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] robasaur: lol
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: ... I forgot about that
[23:34] <welwyn> invun, i know your 'merican and can't grasp much, but you don;t need to be married to make babies
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: I AM NO MERICAN
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] robasaur: lol invun
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: I just had a brainfart
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [g] Invunarble: Don't kill me over it :S

MrWhales wrote:You see, as an American, I know that the sex makes the babby regardless of if there is a valuable metal on someone's finger at the time. Apparently Canadians don't know about the sex though.

Sti_Jo_Lew wrote:I blame the harsh Canadian winters.

Invunarble wrote:

MrWhales wrote:You see, as an American, I know that the sex makes the babby regardless of if there is a valuable metal on someone's finger at the time. Apparently Canadians don't know about the sex though.

You're a whale, you shouldn't understand complex stuff like that.

Sti_Jo_Lew wrote:I blame the harsh Canadian winters.

Butbutbut, winter only goes down to -10C :\

welwyn wrote:

[23:34] <@SneakyPie> All you need is the sex

aflycon wrote:

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... Mod chat is best chat.

The Infinite Wisdom of Admiral of the Fleet Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma, KG, GCB, OM, GCSI, GCIE, GCVO, DSO, PC, FRS wrote: [05:03] <afly> I once saw a woman who looked spittingly similar to Kim Jong-il
[05:03] <Lord_Mountbatten> Haha
[05:03] <afly> Shortly after his death, too. It was weird.
[05:03] <TekkitBot> [StealthyCake]: thats unlucky
[05:03] <Lord_Mountbatten> The plan revealed
[05:03] <afly> I was longboarding on the boardwalk. In fact I believe that's the reason I crashed, flipped, and ate shit
[05:04] <afly> Damn you, Kim Jong-il
[05:04] <Lord_Mountbatten> I don't understand your youth slang
[05:04] <afly> What's there to understand? I ate feces.
[05:04] <Lord_Mountbatten> The first sentence
[05:04] <Lord_Mountbatten> Boards, long, walk, on, I, wut
[05:04] <afly> "I was longboarding on the boardwalk?"
[05:04] <Lord_Mountbatten> What is longboarding

#mine wrote: [05:16] <afly> We regret to inform you that Admiral of the Fleet Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma, KG, GCB, OM, GCSI, GCIE, GCVO, DSO, PC, FRS, has passed away at the age of one-hundred and twelve years. He shall be missed.
[05:17] <SurvivalBot> [g] M477h3w1012: does that mean that he's now...
[05:17] <welwyn> dead
[05:17] <welwyn> yes
[05:17] <M477> Admiral of the Ghost Fleet Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas George Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma, KG, GCB, OM, GCSI, GCIE, GCVO, DSO, PC, FRS?

I don't know what to write here wrote: [05:20] <afly> So, what if Lord actually died and we're all just assholes?
[05:20] <eggy> I smell something nasty.
[05:20] <welwyn> then I'd feel bad afly, but refer to my older comment
[05:20] <welwyn> 110+ , he had a good innings
[05:20] <afly> I suppose so.
[05:21] <afly> Perhaps he's just faked his death to get out of having to read what I asked him to.
[05:21] <afly> Seems legit to me.
[05:21] <Dupe> That seems likely.
[05:21] <afly> He did say he was dastardly just minutes before his death
[05:21] <Dupe> Like that time some guy apprached him with a screenplay while he was on his boat.
[05:21] <afly> No, I'm pretty sure that was the Ir- oh, oh, yeah
[05:22] <welwyn> I consider his death a form of fraud. Last shindig's donations was to improve his music collection for future shindigs.

Sti_Jo_Lew wrote:Invun... please for the love of Notch get some new jokes!

Invunarble wrote:I'm not fond of "Notch", I was tricked by an imposter. Therefore, no, I will not fold into your request.

Those wacky mods wrote:[23:30] <SurvivalBot> [m] steveab: so, when should I release all theescapecraft maps?
[23:31] <Dupe> Now?
[23:31] <Dupe> Yeah, now's good.
[23:32] <Lord_Mountbatten> NO, WE MUST DELAY BECAUSE REAONS
[23:32] <Lord_Mountbatten> The Reaons are attacking!
[23:32] <Lord_Mountbatten> Battle stations1
[23:33] <SurvivalBot> [m] steveab: but... hours of work =(
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [m] steveab: shall I release them now?
[23:34] <Lord_Mountbatten> Okay, we'll delay the Reaon armada as much as we can, you release the maps
[23:34] <Lord_Mountbatten> Dupe, light the torch. We need Rohan's assistance
[23:35] <Lord_Mountbatten> Dupe?
[23:35] <Lord_Mountbatten> Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuupe
[23:35] <Lord_Mountbatten> Blown up by his own roadside bomb.
[23:35] <Lord_Mountbatten> He was so young
[23:35] <Lord_Mountbatten> So many potatoes left to be impoverished of
[23:36] <Dupe> Go on... without... m.... -ugh-
[23:36] <Lord_Mountbatten> Well alright then
[23:36] <Dupe> I mean TAKE ME WITH YOUUU
[23:37] <Lord_Mountbatten> We shall take my boat, the safest form of travel under the circumstances
[23:38] <Dupe> Yes... Let's.
[23:38] <Dupe> >.>
[23:38] <Dupe> Also Steve, I suppose you should make an announcement to reap delicious glory
[23:38] <SurvivalBot> [m] steveab: well. that was alot of fixing.
[23:39] <Dupe> Many virgins await you in puzzlehallla
[23:39] <Lord_Mountbatten> To decipher the ultimate puzzle of them all
[23:40] <Lord_Mountbatten> Why they can't find a girlfriend

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:

Those wacky mods wrote:[23:30] <SurvivalBot> [m] steveab: so, when should I release all theescapecraft maps?
[23:31] <Dupe> Now?
[23:31] <Dupe> Yeah, now's good.
[23:32] <Lord_Mountbatten> NO, WE MUST DELAY BECAUSE REAONS
[23:32] <Lord_Mountbatten> The Reaons are attacking!
[23:32] <Lord_Mountbatten> Battle stations1
[23:33] <SurvivalBot> [m] steveab: but... hours of work =(
[23:34] <SurvivalBot> [m] steveab: shall I release them now?
[23:34] <Lord_Mountbatten> Okay, we'll delay the Reaon armada as much as we can, you release the maps
[23:34] <Lord_Mountbatten> Dupe, light the torch. We need Rohan's assistance
[23:35] <Lord_Mountbatten> Dupe?
[23:35] <Lord_Mountbatten> Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuupe
[23:35] <Lord_Mountbatten> Blown up by his own roadside bomb.
[23:35] <Lord_Mountbatten> He was so young
[23:35] <Lord_Mountbatten> So many potatoes left to be impoverished of
[23:36] <Dupe> Go on... without... m.... -ugh-
[23:36] <Lord_Mountbatten> Well alright then
[23:36] <Dupe> I mean TAKE ME WITH YOUUU
[23:37] <Lord_Mountbatten> We shall take my boat, the safest form of travel under the circumstances
[23:38] <Dupe> Yes... Let's.
[23:38] <Dupe> >.>
[23:38] <Dupe> Also Steve, I suppose you should make an announcement to reap delicious glory
[23:38] <SurvivalBot> [m] steveab: well. that was alot of fixing.
[23:39] <Dupe> Many virgins await you in puzzlehallla
[23:39] <Lord_Mountbatten> To decipher the ultimate puzzle of them all
[23:40] <Lord_Mountbatten> Why they can't find a girlfriend

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:-snip-

Steam Chat wrote: aflycon: A man who never has pork bun is never a whole man
aflycon: You look like you could use a pork bun
[EC]Invunarble: Incorrect, the term you are thinking of is "steak sandvich"
aflycon: A MAN WHO NEVER HAS PORK BUN
aflycon: IS NEVER A WHOLE MAN
[EC]Invunarble: WRONG!
aflycon: HAVE PORK BUN
[EC]Invunarble: NO U
aflycon: PORKBUN
[EC]Invunarble: Argh dammit I just got sniped, stahp
aflycon: BECAUSE YOU NOT HAVE PORK BUN
aflycon: YOU NEVER A WHOLE MAN
[EC]Invunarble: NO WAY DEWD
[EC]Invunarble: ESWIOGHDFG
aflycon: EAT MY PORK BUN
[EC]Invunarble: I DON'T WANT YOUR SMELLY PORK BUN!
aflycon: THEN YOU NEVER WHOLE MAN

aflycon wrote:

Steam Chat wrote: aflycon: A man who never has pork bun is never a whole man
aflycon: You look like you could use a pork bun
[EC]Invunarble: Incorrect, the term you are thinking of is "steak sandvich"
aflycon: A MAN WHO NEVER HAS PORK BUN
aflycon: IS NEVER A WHOLE MAN
[EC]Invunarble: WRONG!
aflycon: HAVE PORK BUN
[EC]Invunarble: NO U
aflycon: PORKBUN
[EC]Invunarble: Argh dammit I just got sniped, stahp
aflycon: BECAUSE YOU NOT HAVE PORK BUN
aflycon: YOU NEVER A WHOLE MAN
[EC]Invunarble: NO WAY DEWD
[EC]Invunarble: ESWIOGHDFG
aflycon: EAT MY PORK BUN
[EC]Invunarble: I DON'T WANT YOUR SMELLY PORK BUN!
aflycon: THEN YOU NEVER WHOLE MAN

"A man who never has pork bun is never a whole man" is one of the stock phrases for the pork bun vendors in Sleeping Dogs. Maybe it's funnier in context.

aflycon wrote:

Steam Chat wrote: Snip!

< SurvivalBot> [g] serubin323: Nighty night escapia
< SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: Nighty night sheep of escapia
< SurvivalBot> [g] Maykxor: Count shephards jumping over a fence