Genuinely Amusing Moments in Chat

[aflycon]

Yes, it's still there. If I was smart, I think I /cprivated it after the Flush. But I think you should go /cremove it and /cprivate it again for nostalgia's sake, so when griefers try to grief they'll get "lol this is locked by lord mountbatten".

[Aenir_bEPU]

Signs don't say who they're /cprivated by...unless Lord has something special for himself?

[Lord_Mountbatten]

You guys are silly and forget my tendency to divert important resources to my trivial amusements.

I put a cuboid on all Pretty Goof signs when I placed them, so they couldn't be removed.

[aflycon]

Hmm.. I get a "that 'x' is protected by 'name'," but that's probably because I'm a mod.

I was going to contradict you, Lord, by telling you that we edited all the blocks except where the actual sign is, but then I remembered that Corinth is all mods these days. (;

[697134002]

Hmm.. I get a "that 'x' is protected by 'name'," but that's probably because I'm a mod.

I was going to contradict you, Lord, by telling you that we edited all the blocks except where the actual sign is, but then I remembered that Corinth is all mods these days. (;

*Cough Cough*

[Darktaint]

Just because it would be funny to do it

[vallorn]

the whole conversation.

Spoiler! :

[00:01] <derigin> It could be worse. Last year my boss, a woman, was named Valerie. We called her Val for short.
[00:01] <derigin> So think about that connection...
[00:01] <vallorn> wow
[00:01] <derigin> Everytime I type "Val" I instinctively think I'm talking to a 45 year old woman.
[00:01] <SurvivalBot> [m] DuplicateValue: And now I do too.
[00:02] <@wokka> we just need to put a wig on vallorn and put him into a pushup bra
[00:02] <vallorn> -_-
[00:02] <Tulonsae> well, it's why i use Vall as a short nick for Vallorn
[00:02] <SurvivalBot> [m] DuplicateValue: O_O
[00:02] <SurvivalBot> [m] DuplicateValue: DO NOT WANT
[00:02] <SurvivalBot> [m] Darktaint: seems legit
[00:02] <Tulonsae> cuz i used to work with a Valerie
[00:02] <vallorn> il do that if you share the $5000 dollers Wokka
[00:02] <derigin> Of course you want it. It's better than dressing Kindy or I as women.
[00:02] <derigin> Bearded women!

[Hytro]

I would love to have this guy to join us Turtles

[vallorn]

Wokka is an epic level troll:

Spoiler! :

[23:40] <SurvivalBot> [m] DuplicateValue: Er... thanks guys @_@
[23:40] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: Gotta reban, was trying to ban asap
[23:40] <[Op]derigin> Not yet, dark. Will today.
[23:40] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: what the fuck
[23:40] <Lord_Mountbatten> Something happen?
[23:40] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: wokka help
[23:40] <SurvivalBot> [m] gigem06: wtf?
[23:41] <SurvivalBot> [m] gigem06: Banned a guy and he got back in?
[23:41] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: It looks like more AVo..
[23:41] <SurvivalBot> [m] gigem06: "unbanned by server?"
[23:41] <[Op]derigin> Ugh.
[23:41] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: Seriously
[23:41] <Darktaint> i'll come on afly
[23:41] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: Is wokka or tulon on?
[23:41] <Darktaint> nether rack hub?
[23:41] <SurvivalBot> [m] Darktaint: afly whats up?
[23:41] <SurvivalBot> [m] gigem06: He's spawning items
[23:42] <SurvivalBot> [m] gigem06: And unbanned himself
[23:42] <Darktaint> O shiiiiii
[23:42] <[Op]derigin> He for sure unbanned himself?
[23:42] <MayorLennie> oh shit what's going on
[23:42] <SurvivalBot> [m] vallorn: thats... not good
[23:42] <SurvivalBot> [m] gigem06: YES
[23:42] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: I'm gonna call wokka once I find his number
[23:42] <MayorLennie> I saw it on forums
[23:42] <MayorLennie> looking
[23:43] <[Op]derigin> Email Adress Deleted
[23:43] <[Op]derigin> Send an email ASAP
[23:43] <MayorLennie>Email Adress deleted with details not just HELP
[23:43] <[Op]derigin> Yes.
[23:43] <MayorLennie> and there's a phoen # i'm still looking
[23:44] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: Sent
[23:44] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: Sent email
[23:44] <Tehbeard> Who is back?
[23:44] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: *NAME DELETED*
[23:44] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: Unbanned himself via server
[23:44] <Lord_Mountbatten> lol
[23:45] <SurvivalBot> [m] gigem06: Isn't there an IP ban command?
[23:45] <Lord_Mountbatten> Nothing to worry about
[23:45] <SurvivalBot> [m] gigem06: He is spawning blocks, managed to unban himself etc.
[23:45] <[Op]derigin>
[23:45] <Lord_Mountbatten> No need to go that far
[23:45] <SurvivalBot> [m] Darktaint: uh guys
[23:45] <Lord_Mountbatten> It's an alt
[23:45] <SurvivalBot> [m] Darktaint: don't ip ban
[23:45] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: Oh.. that's wokka isn't it
[23:45] <SurvivalBot> [m] DuplicateValue: xD
[23:45] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: Fuck!
[23:45] <SurvivalBot> [m] Darktaint: o ho ho
[23:45] <SurvivalBot> [m] vallorn: lolwhat?
[23:45] <SurvivalBot> [m] gigem06: Not funny.
[23:45] <SurvivalBot> [m] DuplicateValue: I almost gave it away when I realised
[23:45] <Lord_Mountbatten> You got out-memoried by an 111 year-old man
[23:45] <[Op]derigin> Troll'ed
[23:45] <SurvivalBot> [m] Tehbeard: U know how close the ipban was.
[23:46] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: ._.
[23:46] <[Op]derigin> It would've been quite interesting IP banning wokka.
[23:46] <SurvivalBot> [m] Darktaint: been done
[23:46] <Lord_Mountbatten> It wouldn't have lasted
[23:46] <@wokka> i can always unban myself :p
[23:46] <[Op]derigin> True.
[23:46] <SurvivalBot> [m] vallorn: that... would have been epic
[23:46] <SurvivalBot> [m] Cpt_Harlock: Guys do it, he's still cheating
[23:46] <[Op]derigin> Still amusing.
[23:46] <@wokka> trolling new mods is my job
[23:46] <SurvivalBot> [m] Cpt_Harlock: get the alt acct too
[23:46] <MayorLennie> what's gong on now
[23:46] <[Op]derigin> At least you know that the mods will hit the red button.
[23:46] <SurvivalBot> [m] Cpt_Harlock: Trace the ip
[23:46] <Darktaint> *NAME DELETED* = wokka
[23:46] <[Op]derigin> Constant vigilence.
[23:46] <SurvivalBot> [m] DuplicateValue: Sorry wokka, nearly gave you up when I remembered where'd I'd heard the name before xD
[23:46] <SurvivalBot> [m] Cpt_Harlock: trace the ip
[23:46] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: I've got to say, he didn't even troll me that hard when I was promoted
[23:47] <SurvivalBot> [m] vallorn: wokka you got me there too...
[23:47] <SurvivalBot> [m] Darktaint: he got you now though afly
[23:47] <MayorLennie> what is happening
[23:47] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: Disregard my emails wokka
[23:47] <MayorLennie> was it a joke
[23:47] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: Mayor, wokka trolled us using his alt
[23:47] <SurvivalBot> [m] Darktaint: yes
[23:47] <@wokka> actually, the ip wouldn't be normal since i'm at work
[23:47] <MayorLennie> lol
[23:47] <SurvivalBot> [m] Darktaint: i think the emails deserve a thread
[23:47] <SurvivalBot> [m] Cpt_Harlock: Lets find where he works
[23:47] <MayorLennie> oh well I got his phone number, his address, his current location
[23:47] <SurvivalBot> [m] vallorn: so we'd be banning you from work?
[23:47] <MayorLennie> lol
[23:47] <SurvivalBot> [m] Cpt_Harlock: and tell them they hired a hacker
[23:48] <[Op]derigin> I really want to see the content of Afly's email
[23:48] <@wokka> well, if you compared that ip to the one i normally connect from
[23:48] <MayorLennie> and I took a bite of his sandwich
[23:48] <[Op]derigin> "Oh mah gawd, it's avo. They're back..."
[23:48] <SurvivalBot> [m] Cpt_Harlock: lol
[23:48] <SurvivalBot> [m] vallorn: Wokka can you put Aflys emails on wokka?
[23:48] <SurvivalBot> [m] vallorn: wait
[23:48] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: I like how I was a few seconds from calling you, wokka
[23:48] <SurvivalBot> [m] vallorn: i meant the forums
[23:48] <SurvivalBot> [m] Darktaint: derplorn
[23:48] <@wokka> Wokka, someone named *NAME DELETED* has hacked into the server. Need your help ASAP.
[23:48] <@wokka> We banned, he unbanned himself via the server.
[23:49] <[Op]derigin> And this is where wokka laughs aloud.
[23:49] <@wokka> giggling with joy
[23:49] <MayorLennie> nice message Afly
[23:49] <SurvivalBot> [m] aflycon: ._.
[23:49] <MayorLennie> there are just some things ya don't joke about what is wrong with you wokka
[23:50] <SurvivalBot> [m] DuplicateValue: The sign was a nice touch
[23:50] <@wokka> you haveven't figured that out yet lennie?
[23:50] <MayorLennie> I thought you guys were kidding about the trolling haha!
[23:50] <@wokka> i'm still a 12 yr old at heart

[697134002]

Spoiler! :

The alt account is Mota1, correct?

[vallorn]

Spoiler! :

The alt account is Mota1, correct?

im not saying one way or the other...

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Afly didn't already know? I'm suprised.

[Iron_Fang]

val in mod? haxx!!!! also great one wokka

[vallorn]

val in mod? haxx!!!! also great one wokka

Project Manager.

you would not want this job Fang...

[Iron_Fang]

Ye i would of got everyone to build THE FANG and PROSPERO (burning)

[aflycon]

Afly didn't already know? I'm suprised.

I'd seen wokka use the account before, but it was a long day and recognizing the name had slipped my mind.

[XxGhOsTxReCoNxX]

[23:50] <@wokka> i'm still a 12 yr old at heart

I am a 12 year old at heart too

[Darktaint]

I dunno what even happened here.

Spoiler! :

[09:26.52] <Darktaint> hmmm
[09:27.02] <Darktaint> 32 oeioke ibkube abd biw nids ib
[09:27.06] <Darktaint> Whut
[09:27.13] <[Mod]Milo_Windby> .-.
[09:27.16] <Darktaint> i'll rephrase that
[09:27.24] <Darktaint> 32 people online and no mods on
[09:27.39] <Darktaint> thats what i get for touch typing
[09:28.01] <Tulonsae> when you touch type, you're supposed to read thescreen as you type
[09:28.03] <Darktaint> think i spoke clingon then .-.
[09:28.10] <[Mod]Milo_Windby> Speaking in tongues... The power of Sneakycompels you!
[09:28.11] <Tulonsae> so you notice when your hands off misplaced
[09:28.16] <Darktaint> i was eating apple and honey :>
[09:28.29] <Tulonsae> off = are
[09:28.41] <Darktaint> i dunno what happened tbh D:

^ my face when it happened

[697134002]

Your fingers were one key to the left.
tiye dubfwea qwew ibw jwt ri rgw kwdr,

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

I'm going to start using that as code and putting random signs down.

[Angerholic]

Have some Blackadder

[Lord_Mountbatten]

IRC shenanigans. Yes, this is what most of our conversations consist of:

[16:32] <haxxorzd00d> I could spull all teh wurds when I was 12.
[16:32] <haxxorzd00d> Alas, no longer
[16:33] <haxxorzd00d> The intertubes have bedumbened me
[16:34] <haxxorzd00d> Right, that's it. Time to cut down on the shoddy grammar and converse like a proper gentlemen.
[16:34] <haxxorzd00d> I won't have my mind enfeebled by these morons.
[16:36] <haxxorzd00d> ...Gah! Gentlemen? No! Bad! That's a plural!
[16:36] <haxxorzd00d> ...I failed already.
[16:37] <Lord_Mountbatten> This makes me jovial.

[vallorn]

that is all to true lord. orc is amaxing

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

that is all to true lord. orc is amaxing

Goblins are better.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

[19:22] <vallorn> people do willy things lord
[19:22] <Lord_Mountbatten> Well
[19:22] <Lord_Mountbatten> That's not the right time val
[19:22] <vallorn> they are unpredictable and strange
[19:23] <vallorn> "silly"
[19:23] <Lord_Mountbatten> ...I see

[vallorn]

remind me never to use my phones virtual keyboard for posting ever again...

[hobohazard]

hears somthing that hapened today in craft irc

Spoiler! :

<bukkit> bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is bukkit is
[10:17] <hobohazard> hi bukkit
[10:17] <bukkit> A thousand apologies, effendi, but I do not understand.
[10:17] <hobohazard> of corce not
[10:17] <bukkit> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[10:17] <hobohazard> 42
[10:17] <bukkit> hobohazard: 42
[10:17] <hobohazard> O.0
[10:17] <bukkit> Can't talk, zombies!
[10:17] <hobohazard> bacon?
[10:17] <bukkit> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[10:18] <hobohazard> <bukkit> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase
[10:18] <bukkit> I don't know anything about that.
[10:18] <hobohazard> yes you do
[10:18] <bukkit> I do not know.
[10:18] <hobohazard> yes
[10:18] <bukkit> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[10:18] <hobohazard> yes
[10:18] <bukkit> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[10:18] <hobohazard> yes
[10:18] <bukkit> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[10:18] <hobohazard> yes
[10:18] <bukkit> Not a bloody clue, sir.
[10:18] <hobohazard> no
[10:18] <bukkit> I don't know anything about that.
[10:18] <hobohazard> no
[10:18] <bukkit> Can't talk, zombies!
[10:18] <hobohazard> zombiz
[10:18] <bukkit> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[10:18] <hobohazard> ?
[10:18] <bukkit> I cannot access that data.
[10:18] <hobohazard> ?
[10:18] <bukkit> I don't know
[10:18] <hobohazard> shut up
[10:18] <bukkit> Okay, hobohazard - be back in a bit!
[10:18] <hobohazard> come back
[10:18] <bukkit> I do not know.
[10:18] <hobohazard> \yes you do
[10:18] <bukkit> UNCAUGHT EXCEPTION: TERMINATING
[10:19] <hobohazard> you know all
[10:19] <bukkit> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[10:19] <hobohazard> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[10:19] <bukkit> I'm sorry, there's currently nothing associated with that keyphrase.
[10:19] <hobohazard> moo
[10:19] <bukkit> Error at 0x08: Reference not found
[10:19] <hobohazard> nope
[10:19] <bukkit> I don't know anything about that.
[10:19] <hobohazard> bukkit who is valdorn
[10:19] <bukkit> I do not know.
[10:19] <hobohazard>
[10:19] <bukkit> I don't know
[10:19] <hobohazard> bukkit who am i
[10:19] <bukkit> Beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
[10:19] <hobohazard>
[10:19] <bukkit> Error 42: Factoid not in database. Please contact administrator of current universe.
[10:19] <hobohazard> ok go get wokka
[10:19] <hobohazard> i hope you did
[10:20] <hobohazard> bukkit!
[10:20] <hobohazard> come back!
[10:20] <hobohazard>
[10:20] <hobohazard>
[10:20] <hobohazard> shut up
[10:20] <hobohazard>
[10:21] <hobohazard> my love canot be exspresed in words bukkit!<3

Spoiler! :

SneakyPie [~IDENT_NIC@gnome.wokka.org] has joined #mine
[10:22] <hobohazard> !
[10:22] <hobohazard> pie!
[10:22] <hobohazard> hi pie!
[10:22] <SneakyPie> o/
[10:22] <SurvivalBot> [g] pineapplecrazy: HEY
[10:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] random980: o/
[10:23] <hobohazard> unlus your an imposter
[10:23] <hobohazard> !
[10:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] Reaverblade: i like sneaky's pie. :0
[10:23] <SneakyPie> I guess we'll never know
[10:23] <SurvivalBot> [g] Reaverblade: lol

Spoiler! :

[10:23]<valdorn>pie, what is love?
[10:24]<hobohazard>i bet he dosent know
[10:24] <SneakyPie> It's impossible to describe unless you've been in love.
[10:24] <hobohazard>
[10:25] <vallorn> touche
[10:25] <vallorn> well at least we know Sneaky's not a robot
[10:25] <Lord_Mountbatten> I was once in love, but it turned out to be indigestion.

[Spyboticsguy]

the whole conversation.

Spoiler! :

[00:01] <derigin> It could be worse. Last year my boss, a woman, was named Valerie. We called her Val for short.
[00:01] <derigin> So think about that connection...
[00:01] <vallorn> wow
[00:01] <derigin> Everytime I type "Val" I instinctively think I'm talking to a 45 year old woman.
[00:01] <SurvivalBot> [m] DuplicateValue: And now I do too.
[00:02] <@wokka> we just need to put a wig on vallorn and put him into a pushup bra
[00:02] <vallorn> -_-
[00:02] <Tulonsae> well, it's why i use Vall as a short nick for Vallorn
[00:02] <SurvivalBot> [m] DuplicateValue: O_O
[00:02] <SurvivalBot> [m] DuplicateValue: DO NOT WANT
[00:02] <SurvivalBot> [m] Darktaint: seems legit
[00:02] <Tulonsae> cuz i used to work with a Valerie
[00:02] <vallorn> il do that if you share the $5000 dollers Wokka
[00:02] <derigin> Of course you want it. It's better than dressing Kindy or I as women.
[00:02] <derigin> Bearded women!

You, ah, derped the spoiler, vallorn.

[vallorn]

i think the new nether is a success!

[03:14] <SurvivalBot> [g] Jakeman214: holy dang Nether is scary
[03:14] <vallorn> sCREEEEE
[03:15] <SurvivalBot> [g] Jakeman214: it sounds like little children, corrupted little children.
[03:16] <vallorn> "Mysterious Travelers, why do you explode and burn when we greet you?"
[03:16] <SurvivalBot> [g] Jakeman214: OH GOD, THE SCREAMING!!!
[03:16] <vallorn> SCREEEE!
[03:17] <SurvivalBot> [g] Jakeman214: not funny Vall
[03:17] <vallorn> i dissagree
[03:17] <vallorn> this is hilarious
[03:18] <SurvivalBot> [g] Jakeman214: anybody in Nether and wanna build a town?
[03:18] <SurvivalBot> [g] carter013: close it for him or put some wood in fron w/ public sign
[03:26] <SurvivalBot> [g] Jakeman214: I need a name for my town near Nether spawn, when you go thru the Hub portal
[03:28] <SurvivalBot> [g] Jakeman214: HOLY BALLS ITS SHOOTING LITTLE ASPLODING THINGS AT ME! HELP!
[03:28] <Lord_Mountbatten> No thanks

another satisfied customer

[Jakeman214]

HAHAHAHAHA! That was my first time in Nether, ever. I had no idea Ghasts could shoot FLAMING ASPLODING FIREBALLS OF DOOM! Once you've got a stone wall between them and you, they ain't so scary...

Ahem, this little gem came about 10 minutes later, and many lols were had! rbk95 asked if anybody had done weed, and after the DON'T DO DRUGS warning was issued, he asked if one could smoke a pineapple. Such was my response-"You can smoke anything, it just requires enough effort."