To: Derigin, From: Rock Beefchest, Re: Our upcoming battle

[Rock Beefchest]

Tried to embed, failed. (i did it - spah) Nonetheless, you get the point. We shall settle this as gentlemen on the field of battle. Since I am the challenger you get to choose the mechanism of your downfall. We will wage bloody battle, break for tea and some nice cakes, then continue bloody battle until such time as a winner can be pronounced.

[Iron_Fang]

Dude, this is lounge But lol may the best man win! (DERI)

[Rock Beefchest]

Understand this is lounge, and as this battle is unrelated to minecraft, I would argue that it is not inappropriately placed

[derigin]

I don't understand... why are you fighting me.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

Dude

British people sound dumb when they say that.

[Aenir_bEPU]

Here you go.
[ youtube ] 0iRTB-FTMdk [ /youtube ] (without all the spaces)

Go, derigin! You can take him! Your fighting trousers are much better than his!

[Invunarble]

If this battle escalates to Minecraft PvP, I want to fight the winner.

Rock, all we need for you now is to get Milo to give you a crash course on how to embed videos.

[Rock Beefchest]

Invun the manner and location of the battle shan't be decided by me. That scalliwag Derigin has the honor of the decision. Such is the way of the gentleman's duel.

[MayorLennie]

I never meant for this to happen but I'll hide the fighting trousers and maybe that will buy me some time to think of what to do

[Losarot]

I dont know what this fight is about, But i do so love this video that was posted

[andy25100]

I say said bout should occur in front of the home of the leader of your fair colonies, he should be a worthy judge of arms.

[Jake55778]

May I suggest a Zoolander style walk off. The classy way to settle disputes.

[andy25100]

May I suggest a Zoolander style walk off. The classy way to settle disputes.

While the 'Zoolander' duel is a much respected format for a duel, these are two gentlemen of stature and respect, we need to use the 'Jackson' method.

[vallorn]

Have a rap battle. reccord it. use it for Server PR.

[MayorLennie]

Have a rap battle. reccord it. use it for Server PR.

And much community LOL you sanguinary savages!

[Invunarble]

Have a rap battle. reccord it. use it for Server PR.

And then, have Lord face the victor in a freestyle and put it on the Shindig.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

My god, yes. This must be done!

[andy25100]

Have a rap battle. reccord it. use it for Server PR.

And then, have Lord face the victor in a freestyle and put it on the Shindig.

That's a terrible idea, they won't get through the first verse before their brain hemorrhage's from the impossibility of the task they are about to do, waste of resources best spent working in the PR mine.

[Invunarble]

Well, this moves the competition over to the category of an endurance battle then a figurative rap battle, still gets the job done though.

[derigin]

I have responded.

[Invunarble]

OH SNAPPPP

[Rock Beefchest]

Derigin,

Owe you an apology, I had a few friends over in your house in Tolteca. It was supposed to be a small party but it kinda got out of hand. Hope you understand. Some of my pals might still be hanging around your place. Don't worry they didn't steal nothing, but they sure as heck threw their cakes around the place like it was nobody's business.

Oh and thanks for the poultry bomb Lennie and I needed the eggs.

Quit poultrygeisting me and name a time, place, and manner of our battle already!

[Lord_Mountbatten]

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[derigin]

RockBeefChest,

I see how much you adore my person, and therefore I have given a suitable gift to you to adorn your halls.

Kind Regards,
Derigin

[Rock Beefchest]

Deri,

I found the most wonderful piece of artwork!. I am having it delivered to your home very soon. I hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed your head on my house.

Rock

[vallorn]

Is there room for one more?

[Rock Beefchest]

What vall you want a piece of me too. I might have to purchase a second set of fighting trousers but hell I am rich bring it on. Though it is my impression that mayorlennie is not your type.

[Invunarble]

Is there room for eleventy two more?

[vallorn]

Your fighting trousers have nothing on my dueling shirt sir. prepare be be brought down to earth.

[TyrasEngineer]

Behold the poorly-edited products of boredom! Show your allegiance in this strange, honourable duel by picking a banner:

Do you side with Rock, the challenger, star of the Escapecraft Podcast?


or Derigin, the defender, Lord of Beorn and provider of shelter for those who dwell within its walls?



Note to self: find more productive ways to use time