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Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 05 Apr 2011, 12:54
by EricSmarties
so im really excited about skyrim (i think i pooed ma pants!)
tell us what you want in skyrim!

My top five things that skyrim should have.

5. Use a fork as a weapon!

4. Ninjas !

3. Different styles of fighting!

2. Dual wield shields!

1. A spell to turn into a mudcrab!

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 05 Apr 2011, 12:56
by Lord_Mountbatten
I'd be happy with Patrick Stewart again.

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 05 Apr 2011, 12:57
by EricSmarties
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I'd be happy with Patrick Stewart again.
well theres always the option of the adoring fan..

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 05 Apr 2011, 12:59
by DuplicateValue
For some reason, I always wanted an aesthetic effect from being skilled in the magic schools.
Like, having high magicka would give your skin a slight soft glow to show how powerful you are.

Also, some improvement to the sneak mechanism, so it actually involves skill on the player's part.

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 05 Apr 2011, 13:13
by Sadrack
I want the game to come out, nothing else. No matter what they do, I'm sure the game will be great fun in the end, they kind of have a way of doing that nowadays. And yes I realise how utterly fanboyish this sounds. :lol:

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 05 Apr 2011, 13:15
by Tomenaki
I thought this fitting.


Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 08:00
by Knife_28

That is all.

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 08:49
by vallorn
how is it that every tense and dark advert works so well with My Little Pony? :?

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 12:02
by Pinmissile
Knife-28 wrote: That is all.
What up, brony?

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 18:30
by EricSmarties
Smarter AI i say!

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 19:17
by Jake55778
Less buggy dialogue and characters not trapped in the uncanny valley would be nice.

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 19:18
by EricSmarties
Jake557 wrote:Less buggy dialogue and characters not trapped in the uncanny valley would be nice.
True True!
hope that the guards actually like you this time ! fucking assholes...

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 19:22
by The Bum
I'd settle for not being public enemy number one in the animal kingdom.

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 19:28
by Jake55778
mettalfreak wrote:
Jake557 wrote:Less buggy dialogue and characters not trapped in the uncanny valley would be nice.
True True!
hope that the guards actually like you this time ! fucking assholes...
Personally I find the guards to be plesantly dimwitted. I've killed... *boots up the game to check* ...51 people so far this playthrough with zero time in prison and only a 40 gold bounty. Of course having an invisibility spell and enough magicka to cast it indefinately certainlty helps.

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 20:17
by Zehydra
mettalfreak wrote:
Jake557 wrote:Less buggy dialogue and characters not trapped in the uncanny valley would be nice.
True True!
hope that the guards actually like you this time ! fucking assholes...
if there's one thing I've learned from the Elderscrolls seres: The Guards NEVER like you

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 07 Apr 2011, 23:53
by aflycon
mettalfreak wrote:
Jake557 wrote:Less buggy dialogue and characters not trapped in the uncanny valley would be nice.
True True!
hope that the guards actually like you this time ! fucking assholes...
STOP
YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW
PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE.

That is all.

--

I saw the gameplay trailer for Skyrim and it actually looks really really good, the gameplay and such. Apparently they've made the 3rd person less.. bad. :D (contribootin'.)

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 02:23
by vallorn
on the subject of those guards.


:lol:

i REALY hope they make guards less assholeish...

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 04:30
by Lord_Mountbatten
aflycon wrote: PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE.
The court gets the money? Corruption!

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 10:17
by DuplicateValue
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:
aflycon wrote: PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE.
The court gets the money? Corruption!
If you befriend a guard and he happens to be the one to reach you first after you commit a crime, he'll let you get away with it.

So yes, corrupt. :)

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 10:21
by Jake55778
Woah really? I gotta try that. Do you have to alter their dispostition using that wheel minigame, or does it still work if you cheat and just use magic to make them like you?

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 10:40
by DuplicateValue
Jake557 wrote:Woah really? I gotta try that. Do you have to alter their dispostition using that wheel minigame, or does it still work if you cheat and just use magic to make them like you?
Magic should work fine. :)

Though the guards refresh every so often I think, so even if you play the mini-game, he probably won't be around for too long after you leave.

Also, depending on the severity of the crime, he might still bring you in (murder I think is one they won't let you off on).

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 08 Apr 2011, 11:42
by EricSmarties
DuplicateValue wrote:
Jake557 wrote:Woah really? I gotta try that. Do you have to alter their dispostition using that wheel minigame, or does it still work if you cheat and just use magic to make them like you?
Magic should work fine. :)

Though the guards refresh every so often I think, so even if you play the mini-game, he probably won't be around for too long after you leave.

Also, depending on the severity of the crime, he might still bring you in (murder I think is one they won't let you off on).
thats pretty cool!

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 18 Apr 2011, 16:08
by Sti_Jo_Lew
How does vallorn manage to ruin (...or make a joke out of) every thread on the forums? Everywhere I go I see Pony videos.

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 18 Apr 2011, 16:35
by DuplicateValue
Sti_Jo_Lew wrote:How does vallorn manage to ruin (...or make a joke out of) every thread on the forums? Everywhere I go I see Pony videos.
What's that got to do with this thread?

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 18 Apr 2011, 18:21
by vallorn
DuplicateValue wrote:
Sti_Jo_Lew wrote:How does vallorn manage to ruin (...or make a joke out of) every thread on the forums? Everywhere I go I see Pony videos.
What's that got to do with this thread?
blame Knife... he started the Ponyfication process.

also just because im 12.2% of the forum doesnt mean i post on every thread... just almost every thread :oops:

EDIT:
just checked and im now down to 12.1% of the forum. my plan of trying not to post is working! (slowly)

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 18 Apr 2011, 20:30
by Blackadder51
And once again we have hit station off topic. It smells funny, there is hobos and the trains are always shit :(

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teehee back on topic, i night try this game if they include stripers (strippers?)

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 18 Apr 2011, 20:43
by Imikulate
Blackadder51 wrote:And once again we have hit station off topic. It smells funny, there is hobos and the trains are always shit :(

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teehee back on topic, i night try this game if they include stripers (strippers?)
You're recreating Imperial City from an earlier game in the series, but you "might" try this game?

Anyhoo, I would like
1.Better Magic System
2. More variety in meele combat
3. Greater variety of stealthy weapons
4. Hook and graple for stealth classes
5. The ability to craft things ala Minecraft style. Just go grab some resources from the wilderness and make some armour, weapons etc.

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 18 Apr 2011, 20:48
by Blackadder51
Lol never played it. I dont like those sorts of games.

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 18 Apr 2011, 21:17
by Zinrius
Blackadder51 wrote:Lol never played it. I dont like those sorts of games.

You should play it for the sake of seeing I.C.

Re: Skyrim Bi***es :D

Posted: 19 Apr 2011, 17:56
by DuplicateValue
I think this is the first ES game where the Kajiit look genuinely cool.

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