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Post by RobipodSupreme » 24 Nov 2011, 11:26

If it's on PC then you can marry anybody, through the console.
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Post by Hytro » 24 Nov 2011, 11:53

Hytro wrote:How to marry any NPC :D Using Console Command on PC.
Many NPC's not found on the default marriage list can still be married using the console command addtofaction 19809 1. To raise their disposition use setrelationshiprank player 4. Spouses achieved using these commands will still have the same necessary dialogue and functions as a "vanilla" spouse.
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Post by MrJKapowey » 24 Nov 2011, 12:18

Hytro wrote:
UndeadJesus wrote:I'm going to marry Aela the Huntress.
Stay away from my Aela >:(
She's already taken XD

In other news, my Physics teacher had 62hrs clocked on Skyrim by Monday. He is: 'PETER GLENDINNING, THANE OF SOLITUDE!'.

I'm so going to get a detention in physics tomorrow...
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Post by Hytro » 24 Nov 2011, 12:37

MrJKapowey wrote:
Hytro wrote:
UndeadJesus wrote:I'm going to marry Aela the Huntress.
Stay away from my Aela >:(
She's already taken XD

In other news, my Physics teacher had 62hrs clocked on Skyrim by Monday. He is: 'PETER GLENDINNING, THANE OF SOLITUDE!'.

I'm so going to get a detention in physics tomorrow...
I don't get it...
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Post by MrJKapowey » 24 Nov 2011, 12:46

1st bit, you said that Aela was yours in response to someone wanting to marry her - I have.

2nd bit, My physics teacher...nvm. You wouldn't get it. He's a stupidy tech'd up teacher (iPad, iPod touch, iPhone, iMac, iPod Shuffle, Sid Meirs Civ 5, Skyrim, Xbox, (I believe) PS3) and people have found out he has Skyrim with 62 hours played in a week and a half...

3rd bit, I wil get a detention (probably) from continually referencing Skyrim in Physics tomorrow.
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Post by Hytro » 24 Nov 2011, 14:23

1. When I said Aela was mine, I married here looong ago, I even have pictures.

2. iLOL, and 62 hours played is not much...

3. Yeah...
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Post by Milo_Windby » 24 Nov 2011, 14:40

I have the 360 ver. of the game... so yeah, no console commands for me.
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Post by Hytro » 24 Nov 2011, 15:01

Milo_Windby wrote:I have the 360 ver. of the game... so yeah, no console commands for me.
You could always try and lure a Bosmer into your home, then kill him and be some crazy guy loving a dead corps... you know, you can... if you want... not that I would ever do that... stupid bosmers
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Post by Darktaint » 25 Nov 2011, 17:32

Made a weapon you don't need? here have a mod that lets you melt weapons into ingots :D
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Post by Wildwill002 » 25 Nov 2011, 18:56

I just found a great way to get dwemer solid ingots without becoming overencumbered. (Requires Lycanthropy though) Go to markarth and gain access to the dwemer museum then either try and stealthily gain all the solid dwarven metal (about 8) or go werewolf and you will probably be overencumbered. If you aint werewolf yet turn into one and the weight is gone. Then just run to somewhere noone goes (Like the daedra house) and wait for the lycanthropy to wear off. Afterwards, mince over to the smelter using the rivers as sort of treadmills and voila. Oh and the Solid dwemer metal seems to respawn every ingame week
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Post by aflycon » 26 Nov 2011, 02:52

I had close to 50 hours by 11/14. About 75-80 now.

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Post by vallorn » 26 Nov 2011, 06:58

if anyone does the college of winterhold quest line. after the first 2-3 quests you can do some sidequests for your fellow apprentice mages. do them. they are hilarious and you get some REALY good stuff out of them (10 scrolls of fire cloak sound good to anyone else?) and you can take J'zarrgo as a follower which is really handy because of his skill with destruction spells.
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Post by Jake55778 » 26 Nov 2011, 07:14

vallorn wrote:if anyone does the college of winterhold quest line. after the first 2-3 quests you can do some sidequests for your fellow apprentice mages. do them. they are hilarious and you get some REALY good stuff out of them (10 scrolls of fire cloak sound good to anyone else?) and you can take J'zarrgo as a follower which is really handy because of his skill with destruction spells.

Um you forgot to mention the downside of said scrolls
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I found J'zargo annoying personally. Although his mustache is hilarious. I went and married Brelyna Maryon for her voice though. Having a mage companion has it's ups and downs to be honest.
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Post by Darktaint » 26 Nov 2011, 07:19

I have a darkbrother hood initiate as my follower she can be useful, atm she's wearing full glass and is dual wielding methunes razor and a staff of fireball xD
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Post by vallorn » 26 Nov 2011, 07:59

Jake55778 wrote:
vallorn wrote:if anyone does the college of winterhold quest line. after the first 2-3 quests you can do some sidequests for your fellow apprentice mages. do them. they are hilarious and you get some REALY good stuff out of them (10 scrolls of fire cloak sound good to anyone else?) and you can take J'zarrgo as a follower which is really handy because of his skill with destruction spells.

Um you forgot to mention the downside of said scrolls
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They explode in your face every time you use one.
I found J'zargo annoying personally. Although his mustache is hilarious. I went and married Brelyna Maryon for her voice though. Having a mage companion has it's ups and downs to be honest.
the dont explode EVERY time...
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only when they come into contact with Undead...
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Post by Jake55778 » 26 Nov 2011, 10:31

Does anybody else here watch Jesse Cox's Skyrim let's play?
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Post by MrJKapowey » 26 Nov 2011, 11:04

That. Is. Awesome!

What's going to go in his hand/if anything?
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Post by Jake55778 » 26 Nov 2011, 11:08

Nothing, he's just trying to catch butterflies while ignoring the main quest. I'm wondering if I should add his follower in the background struggling to carry a giant sack of loot.
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Post by MrJKapowey » 26 Nov 2011, 11:15

:-( You've reminded me that I don't have a follower to shove my loot onto...

The follower idea sounds good. Shows the problem with TES and other games like it: 'OH NOES! A dragon is going to attack the world and kill everyone! I'll just go off and work as a mercenary now, whilst occasionally doing menial tasks for random people in the town whilst the castle burns shall I?'
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Post by Wildwill002 » 26 Nov 2011, 14:39

Anyone heard any news of dlc for it yet? (xbox not pc mods) Hopefully they wont be as bad as the horse armour one...
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Post by RobipodSupreme » 26 Nov 2011, 15:08

Horse armour?

oh, the oblivion one, which gave a horse armour, which did nothing?
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Post by MrJKapowey » 26 Nov 2011, 15:10

Wildwill002 wrote:Anyone heard any news of dlc for it yet? (xbox not pc mods) Hopefully they wont be as bad as the horse armour one...
They should so release a horse armour DLC for free.

My friend thinks there'll be a 'Back to Kar-Cyrodiil' DLC because (I haven't checked) but he says that using TLC/TCL whatever you can go to Cyrodiil and Morrowind by going across the border.

Incidently, I think Skyrim needed a new classification on the /10 scale. Oblivion was the first game to get 10/10 on OXMs best games list (and has stayed on the list since it was reviewed because of that) and Skyrim (10/10) got 'improves on Oblivion in every way'. So technically it's at least a 10.1/10 XD
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Post by Wildwill002 » 26 Nov 2011, 15:16

I hit level 30 and decided to go kill alduin so now i got allllll the side quests to do. Oh and i cant go to markarth without every guard killing me then not letting me go to jail if i talk to them
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Post by vallorn » 26 Nov 2011, 15:28

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Wildwill002 wrote:Anyone heard any news of dlc for it yet? (xbox not pc mods) Hopefully they wont be as bad as the horse armour one...
They should so release a horse armour DLC for free.

My friend thinks there'll be a 'Back to Kar-Cyrodiil' DLC because (I haven't checked) but he says that using TLC/TCL whatever you can go to Cyrodiil and Morrowind by going across the border.

Incidently, I think Skyrim needed a new classification on the /10 scale. Oblivion was the first game to get 10/10 on OXMs best games list (and has stayed on the list since it was reviewed because of that) and Skyrim (10/10) got 'improves on Oblivion in every way'. So technically it's at least a 10.1/10 XD
the extra areas (morrowind, cyrodil) are just heightmaps. they could easily just be there for the pc modders in case they want to do something with those areas.
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Post by Jake55778 » 26 Nov 2011, 15:30

MrJKapowey wrote:
My friend thinks there'll be a 'Back to Kar-Cyrodiil' DLC because (I haven't checked) but he says that using TLC/TCL whatever you can go to Cyrodiil and Morrowind by going across the border.
I haven't checked it out myself but I'm pretty sure those were just bare-boned husks of Cyrodil and Morrowind, intended for reference to make sure they got Skyrim to scale. I don't think there's anything there to actually play/explore. Rebuilding both games in Skyrim's updated engine is probably possible, but I can't see them going to all that trouble just for DLC.
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Post by Wildwill002 » 26 Nov 2011, 16:23

Somebody wake up Hytro by sacrificing a sheep! He'll know whether there's dlc coming out.
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Post by aflycon » 26 Nov 2011, 18:31

I know a guy who saw a sheep slaughtered at a concert.

It was probably Hytro, now that I think about it..

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Post by Wildwill002 » 26 Nov 2011, 19:41

Lol, i killed a chicken today and got a 40 bounty
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Post by RobipodSupreme » 27 Nov 2011, 04:01

I killed a chicken in an empty street "bounty added" "witness killed" "bounty removed". The chicken was apparently a witness to its death. :O
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Post by MrJKapowey » 27 Nov 2011, 04:08

Wildwill002 wrote:I hit level 30 and decided to go kill alduin so now i got allllll the side quests to do. Oh and i cant go to markarth without every guard killing me then not letting me go to jail if i talk to them
I think just staying in the wild near Markath will let a bounty collector come to you and offer to take your fine to the city. But it's at least over 3,000 gold or the guards would let you turn yourself in...
RobipodSupreme wrote:I killed a chicken in an empty street "bounty added" "witness killed" "bounty removed". The chicken was apparently a witness to its death. :O
Ah, the 'we don't remove funny glitches' statement. It would appear that they didn't remove the chicken witness glitch then.
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