So I typically place very little effort into parties or group activities. The next group activity I’m apart of happens to be a Halloween party where there will be booze, scantily clad womens, and more booze. Obviously for such an event I need a costume. A costume that will inspire awe and admiration and the occasional “WTF?!” double-take.
Today, I’m going to review my costume.
Spoiler! :
For best effects while wearing this mask, the idea is to sit or stand in a corner all by yourself and just watch people, while acting like you don’t give a shit. For bonus points ask someone if they have any oats as they walk by. You are sure to get the “mysterious” vibe and are guaranteed to have people talking about you.
Also, chicks love horses.
All in all, I’m satisfied with my purchase and I know for a fact I will have the best costume at the party. The mask also possesses the ability to be used in many more occasions other than parties. I will be keeping the mask in my car so that whenever I get pulled over by the police I can put it on. I will then tell the officer that I’m sorry for being such an ass.
