Three Word Commercials!

[Invunarble]

happy or else

[haxxorzd00d]

you fat fuck!

[Flux04]

We'll even throw

[haxxorzd00d]

in a bucket

[Flux04]

and a midget.

[Invunarble]

HEY NEKO, do

[aflycon]

you like American

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

cheese covered cheese

[Flux04]

because if you

[Iron_Fang]

like to golf

[Skunk_Giant]

have we got

[TyrasEngineer]

the deal for

[RobipodSupreme]

the cousin of

[Skunk_Giant]

Superman! Call now

[Iron_Fang]

And kidnap Boris

[Skunk_Giant]

for your chance



Thought I'd just compile it all up to see what we've got so far...

Hey you! Do you like lifting huge triangular weights? Well then this most certainly isn't the right place for lifting triangles.
What you need is a back scratching panda bear. Now available in pink and translucent high street retailers. Which means nowhere.
Try the ShamWow for instant results! It *could* clean anything you want for 17 easy baby sacrifices to your friendly neighbourhood gypsum manufacturer.
But there's more! Order 17 easy payments and receive a free vet insurance and a tinted sculpture of Lord_Mountbatten and his lovely luxury yacht. Be happy or else you fat fuck!
We'll even throw in a bucket and a midget.
HEY NEKO, do you like American cheese covered cheese because if you like to golf, have we got the deal for the cousin of Superman! Call now and kidnap Boris for your chance...

[Iron_Fang]

to lose your

[Skunk_Giant]

right to freedom.

[haxxorzd00d]

Come on down

[TyrasEngineer]

to Al's Discount

[RobipodSupreme]

dead cat emporium

[shaunpat99]

and get yourself

[haxxorzd00d]

the latest in

[Flux04]

dead cats and

[TyrasEngineer]

dead cat accessories.

[shaunpat99]

We'll even throw

[haxxorzd00d]

dead cats at

[Iron_Fang]

a healing wizard!

[RobipodSupreme]

who is called

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Tim the Enchanter.