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Create a adult position *wink*

Post by DistortedStu » 03 May 2013, 08:35

How to name your secret "adult" position move? There are plenty of famous moves out there with names like "The doggy" and such. However its easy enough to create your own. Simply name a nationality and then a work occupation. Put the two together and it suddenly sounds dirty and you're left with your imagination as to what the title entails.

Examples:
"The German plumber"
"The Portuguese astronaut"
"The Japanese Zookeeper"
etc.

Go ahead, make your own, giggle at your immaturity...
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Post by SMWasder » 05 May 2013, 03:44

Not actually quite adhering to the rules of the game, but The Crusty Dutchman has a certain ring to it that just sounds dirty.

Also:
The Israeli Baker
The Japanese Milkman
The Brazilian Dentist
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Post by Iron_Fang » 05 May 2013, 05:25

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Post by SMWasder » 05 May 2013, 16:22

DistortedStu wrote:Simply name a nationality and then a work occupation. Put the two together and it suddenly sounds dirty and you're left with your imagination as to what the title entails.
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Post by motormaniac » 05 May 2013, 16:59

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