Escapecraft

I make a rule banning necromancers like you from existing.

I'm still winning.

I make it so I am not a necromancer and I blow up this thread again. I win

I make a rule banning Victini998 from ever again posting on this thread or existing at all on the forums.

I win.

I reverse this rule and perma ban Invun from posting.

I reverse this rule and perma ban Victini from posting.

I reverse this entire thread and I am no longer banned.

I reverse this entire thread and you are longer banned.

Due to your improper grammar, your rules are void.

Due to your lack of punctuation, your rules are void.

Edited it to make it have that

Too late, the rule was already applied prior to your edit, so you are still bound by it.

I make it so editing is allowed.

lol

You still lost.

I make it so the person who loses is the winner. I win

If that means I lost, then I won.

Good, I dont like losing anyway.

I change the rules forcing every post to have the word "explosion" in it at least once. I also create a new rule that says if you do not have the word "explosion" in the post at least once, you are disqualified. I am now the winner because I said "explosion" three times.

In a bustling explosion of activity, I undo asi's rule. However, my "undo" button derps up, and instead of removing the rule entirely, every player must have the word "sexplosion" in each post, or they are disqualified. The word "sexplosion" must also appear a second and third time in order for the poster to qualify as a winner, otherwise they will end up dying in a violent sexplosion from not reaching the sexplosion quota.

Oh, look at that! I guess I'm the winner now.

A sexplosion takes place and kills Invun and Vic but only leaves my slightly injured. I make a rule where Invun and vic have to deal with a sexplosion right in front of them every time they respawn before they come back. I also add a rule exempting myself from Invun's sexplosion rule in the future but leaving Invun and Vic to have to follow the rule.

I violently cause a sexplosion to occur as I make a validated effort to undo your rule about exempting yourself from the sexplosion law. As you accidentially walk into the path of the sexplosion I used to undo your rule, you die and are forced to respawn nearby another large series of sexplosions. You are therefore in a neverending loop of deaths by sexplosion, and I am safe inside my strip club, sexplosion-free, laughing at your suffering.

I'm also winning too, by the way.

After enough time one of my sexplosions causes a chain reaction that causes a sexplosion inside your strib club and causes instability in your InvunIndustries orbital tnt canon causing it to blow up, crash near you, and kill you... again

Your sexplosion is rendered void by the time you reached "strip club", as my cannon is sexplosion-proof. I then fire the cannon directly at you, causing a massive sexplosion where you died that occurs infinitely so that you never ever ever ever can respawn again. EVER AT ALL.

Oh, you also lost, and I won.

I change the rules so that my forget it all device is allowed, I place my signal blocking nose plugs in and thus everyone forgets they are playing except me.

And so, I win.

I forget which rule I change, but it's ultimately one that renders your signal nose plugs invalid. I then change the rules so that that can't happen anymore, and after this post everyone is required to have the word "sexplosion" appear at least 3 times to not be disqualified.

I undo your stupid sexplosion rule and make a rule that would disqualify anyone who says sexplosion in another post. The new sexplosion rule takes place after this post.

I redo my stupid sexplosion rule and do not make a rule that would disqualify anyone who says sexplosion in another post. The new sexplosion rule takes place after this post.

Your rule makes no sense therefore it is invalid, I am still winning

Necromancers everywhere.

i change the rules so that the awesomest person wins. duh, i win.