Who is the final boss of Escapecraft and why?

[vallorn]

Easy enough premise. Say the name of whatever player (apart from yourself) you believe to be the most likely to be escapecraft's "Final Boss". You must also write WHY.

You can also choose fictional characters from the EC community or even the oldest of memes.

I select ITFCho, a wrathful doomlord who wielded the banhammer as if it was a feather. As a player I lived in fear of his wrath and wait for his return to crush all those before him.

[LS13]

Blackadder cause who wouldn't want top fight him in an epic battle.

[Invunarble]

I pick Invunarble.

No legit, as far as PvP is related I would say chandler, since the time I started doing PvP here, I always looked up to him as a superior to me, and not often did I survive my encounters with him while in PvP (unless he explicitally said he wouldn't attack me, so we could kill other players, which was still pretty rare)

Although, as of recent I nearly killed him when he returned a few weeks back, but he logged out halfway through the fight ):

[Godavari]

Me, because I'm Vladimir Putin.
I realize the rules say "apart from yourself," but I don't care, because I'm Vladimir Putin.

[haxxorzd00d]

Me, because I'm Vladimir Putin.
I realize the rules say "apart from yourself," but I don't care, because I'm Vladimir Putin.

You may be Original Putin, but I am No.1 Putin™ (according to popular vote). My awesome crown says I win.

However, I vote for CollinGreen, the clown of nightmares. Sure, he hasn't been around for a loooong time - but pray he never comes back. He stares into your soul with those dead Ronald McDonald eyes of his, and that creepy smile... if he were Escapecraft's final boss, he'd fight you in your nightmares.

[Skunk_Giant]

Cho is definitely a good choice. He could scare the shit outta anyone.
Blackadder is also a nice choice.
But... what about Lord? When you face him, he summons the entire British navy. You're in trouble.

Although, to be fair, I think Derek would be pretty difficult to defeat.

[givemeabreak432]

Me, because I'm Vladimir Putin.
I realize the rules say "apart from yourself," but I don't care, because I'm Vladimir Putin.

You may be Original Putin, but I am No.1 Putin™ (according to popular vote). My awesome crown says I win.

However, I vote for CollinGreen, the clown of nightmares. Sure, he hasn't been around for a loooong time - but pray he never comes back. He stares into your soul with those dead Ronald McDonald eyes of his, and that creepy smile... if he were Escapecraft's final boss, he'd fight you in your nightmares.

I second this...

He scared the living hell out of me on my first day here, not to mention gave me a severe phobia of flowers.

[Wildwill002]

Wokka1 since, lets be honest, he can do whatever he wants XD

[Furdabip]

Necron, as he's good at ruining what SEEMS like the final boss, sneaking in there afterwards, with no development and a lousy explanation as to why he exists. The boss before him, of course, would be Trance Cho.

[motormaniac]

I can't remember his name... Belt something. But i thing he would make a great boss due to the fact that he has the power to make you forget what you were doing.

[LS13]

I can't remember his name... Belt something. But i thing he would make a great boss due to the fact that he has the power to make you forget what you were doing.

I see what u did there :3

[MrWhales]

Lord_Mountbatten of course.

[Skunk_Giant]

I can't remember his name... Belt something. But i thing he would make a great boss due to the fact that he has the power to make you forget what you were doing.

I see what u did there :3

I get it!

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

It's between wokka and Zin for me... wokka can do literally anything he wants, while Zin will bring all his death machines with him.

[welwyn]

Vallorn, in the nether with his island.

[vallorn]

Vallorn, in the nether with his island.

I would post a screen of it here but I dont have any on this machine.

[minnerthecat]

I'd say Lord Mountbatten. The head of a powerful corporation with access to experimental weapons and limitless wealth? Not to mention he could tamper with the food in his chain of CUT restraunts! Who knows what you could be eating in there?!

[BigC_1]

I'd say Wokka, since he has access to everything on the server.

[Zinrius]

It's between wokka and Zin for me... wokka can do literally anything he wants, while Zin will bring all his death machines with him.

*insert evil laugh here*

[random980]

Id say Sneaky, he does own the server after all and the final boss is usually the leader of everything.
Derek would kill himself, he would only be fit as a tutorial boss.

[Wildwill002]

What if the final boss of escapecraft, is escapecraft itself? dun dun duuu

[Lord_Mountbatten]

Id say Sneaky, he does own the server after all and the final boss is usually the leader of everything.

Er, Sneaky hasn't owned the server since December of 2010.

[Invunarble]

Id say Sneaky, he does own the server after all and the final boss is usually the leader of everything.

Er, Sneaky hasn't owned the server since December of 2010.

His definition of that is he owns the "escapecraft" domain and IP, but Wokka owns all the hardware.

[Zinrius]

Id say Sneaky, he does own the server after all and the final boss is usually the leader of everything.

Er, Sneaky hasn't owned the server since December of 2010.

His definition of that is he owns the "escapecraft" domain and IP, but Wokka owns all the hardware.

*BUZZ!*

Wrong-O, complete ownership has been handed over to Wokka.

[Skunk_Giant]

Id say Sneaky, he does own the server after all and the final boss is usually the leader of everything.

Er, Sneaky hasn't owned the server since December of 2010.

Has it been that long? O_O

[Invunarble]

-snip-

wot.

I recall Sneaky saying a while ago on IRC he still owned the domain and IP of the server, idk, could be wrong.

[Wildwill002]

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/13613307/Shindi ... 0Fools.mp3

Skip to 1 minute.

[random980]

Well i mean sneaky is the founder, he started it all. Therefore it gives him some sort of evil genius/mastermind cat persona which very final boss-like in my opinion.

[Someguy42]

Id say Sneaky, he does own the server after all and the final boss is usually the leader of everything.

Er, Sneaky hasn't owned the server since December of 2010.

Has it been that long? O_O

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