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Re: King of the Hill

Post by ziggylord » 24 Nov 2012, 21:56

You guys having an alliance is unfair. i tell LS about an affair invun has been having behind his back. my hill.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 24 Nov 2012, 21:57

I tell Blackadder about you having an affair behind his back. He's not happy.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by LS13 » 25 Nov 2012, 00:54

By stopping me from becoming a mod u caused a paradox. The Doctor comes and destroys you and fixes everything. Also, there was never a relationship between inv and i.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by ziggylord » 25 Nov 2012, 01:59

Having retired from Hill-Capturing i set up a beach chair and an infinite lemonade dispenser At the bottom of the hill. My peace.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by LS13 » 25 Nov 2012, 02:15

I freeze your lemonade for the hell of it. My lolz.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 25 Nov 2012, 12:48

I quickly swap your lemonade dispenser for a piss dispenser, all unbeknownst to you, you are actually drinking piss.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by davejavu » 25 Nov 2012, 17:25

I learn to lift and take the hill from invun.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 25 Nov 2012, 17:26

You're banned for flyong!

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by LS13 » 25 Nov 2012, 17:27

I quickly tell wokka of his hacking and have him unadmind before he unbans himself

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by ziggylord » 26 Nov 2012, 00:30

I am rather upset and decide to settle down. i then build a house about a km away from the hill With a giant "Fuck invun" sign on top of it. i have 3 children who move to the city and as adults come back with wives and build houses. our colony spreads and we eventually start a major city ironicly named "Fuck invun" on my deathbed i tell my 3 children my oldest secret before realizing that this is king of the hill and i live forever.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 26 Nov 2012, 15:10

I aim my InvunIndustries Orbital Nuclear Ectoplasmic Ion Toxic Radiation Cannon (TM) at your colony of shitheads and fire it at it. They're now all extinct.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by motormaniac » 26 Nov 2012, 16:06

Now that I'm done regretting, I plant a nuke at the location of your cannon, and blow it up. Then, I pour vast amounts of lava unto you, causing you to melt.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 26 Nov 2012, 16:20

I deploy the InvunIndustries Orbital Nuclear Ectoplasmic Ion Toxic Radiation Cannon Mark II(TM) and fire it at motormaniac, causing him to obliterate into a kazillion pieces, and most importantly, begin regretting again.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by motormaniac » 26 Nov 2012, 16:38

I melted you, remember? My hill.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Wildwill002 » 26 Nov 2012, 17:06

I stand bemused at how long this thread has been going on.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 26 Nov 2012, 17:38

motormaniac wrote:I melted you, remember? My hill.
I can respawn, remember? I blew you to obliteration, remember? You are still regretting, remember?

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by motormaniac » 26 Nov 2012, 17:59

Ok, fine. I respawn, blow up all of your cannons, then trick you into eating a poisonous potato. You die, my hill.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 26 Nov 2012, 18:23

False! I did not die from the poisonous potato, and since only one potato cannot kill a player, I ready the InvunIndustries Orbital Nuclear Ectoplasmic Ion Toxic Radiation Cannon Mark III(TM) to fire on you, and you are once again blasted into oblivion.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by motormaniac » 26 Nov 2012, 19:47

I blew up all of your cannons. But either way, I womple you to the point that you suffocate to death. By potatoes.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 26 Nov 2012, 20:08

No, I made more, get your own goddamn hill. I send rbk95 after you to womple to death, and subsequently this ends up happening.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 29 Nov 2012, 19:20

I respawn behind you and choke you to death with your necklace by ripping it off and stuffing it down your throat. I then karate chop your face repeatedly just for shits and giggles.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 29 Nov 2012, 19:50

Since you fired all those pork buns at me, you therefore no longer have any pork buns left, and as the Ancient Chinese Proverb says "A man who never eats pork bun is never a whole man", you are no longer a whole man. I retarget my cannon to fire at you, but instead using nipple necklaces as ammo, and your body becomes pierced (heh, pierced) easily.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 29 Nov 2012, 20:10

Have fun enjoying the hill from down there. :P

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 29 Nov 2012, 21:48

Your statement is invalid, LS made the hill out of solid bedrock a while ago. It's unbreakable.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 29 Nov 2012, 23:31

I run up the hill to Lee, kick him in the shin, yell "Penis!", and run away giggling. The hill is still Lee's, but he is very confused and has a sore leg.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 30 Nov 2012, 00:48

I drop a 760 ton weight on your leg. Maybe if you even lifted, that wouldn't have hurt so much, but now you have a completely legless... leg.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 30 Nov 2012, 12:46

I summon Arnold Schwarzenegger from the dark depths of California to crush you with his 1337 robot skills.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by minnerthecat » 30 Nov 2012, 13:06

Convinces the papacy to set up a new Vatican city on the hill,
I'm the only one allowed on because I'm the only one who remembered to wear long pants and a shirt that covers my shoulders.

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Orange and white, but not quite right.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 30 Nov 2012, 18:43

I go all Ezio Auditore on the pope (Who happens to be Pope Alexander - Rodrigo Borgia), and the Papacy is forced to return to Rome.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 01 Dec 2012, 21:04

I dress up like a priest and throw a cross at your head, screaming "The power of Christ compels you!". You fall into some portal thing and become purged from the hill.

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