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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 26 Oct 2012, 17:31

No.

Still my hill.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Modocam » 27 Oct 2012, 08:43

I snipe you with my bow and resume my place in an obsidian box, my hill.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by LS13 » 27 Oct 2012, 12:15

Pfff, obsidian box. I remove the obsidian, freeze you, and smash you with my banhammer.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Modocam » 27 Oct 2012, 14:34

Damn it, I want hill..
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 27 Oct 2012, 16:22

LS and I deny you to have ownership of our hill.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Wildwill002 » 27 Oct 2012, 17:58

You could make one of those really awesome stickman gifs with this thread...
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 27 Oct 2012, 20:54

Modocam wrote:Damn it, I want hill..
Wildwill002 wrote:You could make one of those really awesome stickman gifs with this thread...
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by SirrusSamiyaza » 24 Nov 2012, 19:43

I remember that I created this thread in the first place, and using thready powers, move the hill from under you, dropping you into convenient lava below. My hill.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 24 Nov 2012, 19:44

I pull your tusks out then cook you for dinner, LS and I feast on your flesh just in time for Thanksgiving.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by SirrusSamiyaza » 24 Nov 2012, 19:45

Invunarble wrote:I pull your tusks out then cook you for dinner, LS and I feast on your flesh just in time for Thanksgiving.

My hill.
I break your alliance with LS13 by telling him that you are making a city with Vallorn, god of lava, which is his enemy element. Once you are weak, I sneak up behind you and snap your neck. My hill.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 24 Nov 2012, 19:46

False! You cannot snap my neck if your body is placed on a roasted spit!

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by SirrusSamiyaza » 24 Nov 2012, 19:47

Invunarble wrote:False! You cannot snap my neck if your body is placed on a roasted spit!

My hill.
Objection! Walruses are known to regrow all parts of their bodies due to a curse a mummy witch put on our leader, Bob, thousands of years ago! My hill!

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 24 Nov 2012, 19:51

Nonetheless, you are still engraved on a spit, suffering from third degree burns as LS and I cook you!

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by SirrusSamiyaza » 24 Nov 2012, 19:51

Invunarble wrote:Nonetheless, you are still engraved on a spit, suffering from third degree burns as LS and I cook you!

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LS13 broke up with you. Anyways, I regenerated, snap your neck, take the hill, and bury you in New Mexico. My hill.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 24 Nov 2012, 19:54

Yeah? Well, guess what? I make a fucking time machine, go back in time, and undo your neck snappery and all that other shit.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by SirrusSamiyaza » 24 Nov 2012, 19:55

Invunarble wrote:Yeah? Well, guess what? I make a fucking time machine, go back in time, and undo your neck snappery and all that other shit.

My hill.
I regenerate again, smash the time machine, stab you in the face, stab LS13 in the face, and take the hill. My hill.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 24 Nov 2012, 19:55

I pick up a [Lift Up] sign, and laugh at you because you don't even lift.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by SirrusSamiyaza » 24 Nov 2012, 19:56

Invunarble wrote:I pick up a [Lift Up] sign, and laugh at you because you don't even lift.

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I kick you into the air, you go flyong, and are banned for hax. My hill.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by LS13 » 24 Nov 2012, 19:57

Lol, I don't care if he is making a city with Vall, who is not actually my enemy element. By being the God of Ice, my domain also extends over the houses residing in the taiga. This means that the hearth fires and warmth inside those houses are also my domain, which means I don't mind lava. Besides, nothing can melt my ice, why would I care about lava.

Anways, to the point. I freeze sirrus's charred, mostly eaten remains inside a great iceberg. Instead of simply letting you drift, I then decide to prove a point and I have lava poured over the iceberg, which, if you were paying any attention at all, you would know can not melt, ever. I then pour water over the lava, turning it into stone, and then finish this all off by freezing the entire thing solid. Then, I use my powers over ice to lift the great chunk of rock and ice and lift it out of the ocean it was in. I then summon my special banhammer, the Ice Scepter of Frost, and stab the great chunk, condemning it and you to drift for eternity in the chilly void. Now begone!

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 24 Nov 2012, 19:58

You are demoted for attempting to get a mentor banned for flyong, and therefore end up banned for repeatedly spamming chat with "y i no vet".

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EDIT: Or that...
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by SirrusSamiyaza » 24 Nov 2012, 19:59

LS13 wrote:Lol, I don't care if he is making a city with Vall, who is not actually my enemy element. By being the God of Ice, my domain also extends over the houses residing in the taiga. This means that the hearth fires and warmth inside those houses are also my domain, which means I don't mind lava. Besides, nothing can melt my ice, why would I care about lava.

Anways, to the point. I freeze sirrus's charred, mostly eaten remains inside a great iceberg. Instead of simply letting you drift, I then decide to prove a point and I have lava poured over the iceberg, which, if you were paying any attention at all, you would know can not melt, ever. I then pour water over the lava, turning it into stone, and then finish this all off by freezing the entire thing solid. Then, I use my powers over ice to lift the great chunk of rock and ice and lift it out of the ocean it was in. I then summon my special banhammer, the Ice Scepter of Frost, and stab the great chunk, condemning it and you to drift for eternity in the chilly void. Now begone!

Our hill.
I appear behind you magically, stab you with my tusks, stab Invun with my tusks, contemplate banning alliances, decide not to, and then take my hill. My hill, bitch.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Invunarble » 24 Nov 2012, 19:59

However, you are still banned for repeatedly asking "y i no vet". Escape that!

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by LS13 » 24 Nov 2012, 19:59

That is impossible. Your arguments henceforth are invalid because I say so and I can do that.

Get off the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by SirrusSamiyaza » 24 Nov 2012, 20:01

Note: The hill only has enough room for one person. It's a tiny hill. If more than one person tries to own it at the same time, thready powers nuke you for fairness :3

Being the thread creator, I can overrule you. You vanish into thin air, and I step on the hill, and put a lawn chair up.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by LS13 » 24 Nov 2012, 20:03

Being a mod I can overrule a thread creator. If you payed any attention earlier in the thread you would realize that your hill isn't in existence. It is actually a hill made from MY ice meaning only I have control over it. I am a kind God unless provoked and saw potential in an alliance with Invunarble. Therefore, he is allowed on the hill.

Now, BE GONE.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by SirrusSamiyaza » 24 Nov 2012, 20:03

LS13 wrote:Being a mod I can overrule a thread creator. If you payed any attention earlier in the thread you would realize that your hill isn't in existence. It is actually a hill made from MY ice meaning only I have control over it. I am a kind God unless provoked and saw potential in an alliance with Invunarble. Therefore, he is allowed on the hill.

Now, BE GONE.

Our hill.
You cannot destroy the hill. The hill always exists no matter what. The main hill is what you want, and is the only hill you can claim. So, you're on your puny hill with Invun, I have the real hill.

Our hills...?

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by LS13 » 24 Nov 2012, 20:04

No. Read back, the hill was destroyed. There have been many hills, come and gone, since you last were in the fight.

Not your hill.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by SirrusSamiyaza » 24 Nov 2012, 20:06

LS13 wrote:No. Read back, the hill was destroyed. There have been many hills, come and gone, since you last were in the fight.

Not your hill.
The hill regenerates. Also the rules says that everyone wants the hill, not to destroy it. Using my thread powers, you have your ice hill, I have the real hill, all are happy.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by LS13 » 24 Nov 2012, 20:07

SirrusSamiyaza wrote:There's a hill, a very very sexy hill. Everyone wants it. You will do anything to get the hill, even kill people with outlandish tactics.
Never does it say the hill can not be destroyed. If you had intended that, it would have had to been stated beforehand. I am greatly sorry for your loss of the hill.

But still. BE GONE.

Our hill. The only hill. For eternity.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by SirrusSamiyaza » 24 Nov 2012, 20:08

LS13 wrote:
SirrusSamiyaza wrote:There's a hill, a very very sexy hill. Everyone wants it. You will do anything to get the hill, even kill people with outlandish tactics.
Never does it say the hill can not be destroyed. If you had intended that, it would have had to been stated beforehand. I am greatly sorry for your loss of the hill.

But still. BE GONE.

Our hill. The only hill. For eternity.
I have used my powers to edit the first post. As such, the hill is back. Hai :D

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