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Typo Dictionary

Post by Milo_Windby » 13 Apr 2012, 09:02

Tipos are always fun to point at and laugh... er... I mean Typos.
So to have even more fun here is a small game that I thought of called Typo Dictionary.

Rules are simple, a player posts some sort of typo'ed word and the next person has to tell us what it means and then post a new typo.

For example, SMWasder posts the typo "Fiddiculty" (Which was suppose to be Difficulty)

Then I make a post saying "Fiddiculty - Either a Fiddle Cult or a type of Fiddle hearing sense "My
Fiddiculty is tingling""

and then I post a new typo, lamnquadge (language)

What the heck does lamnquadge?
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Post by Beltom1066 » 13 Apr 2012, 09:10

Lamnquadge - A type of fruit found only in the highest mountains of South America.

What is a tilagroph? (Telegraph)
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Post by haxxorzd00d » 13 Apr 2012, 09:26

The tilagroph was a now-extinct horned, boar-like creature native to the Scottish highlands. The name is derived from an old Celtic phrase meaning 'grompher of tillers'.

What is/are cioruos? (curious)

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Post by Ninjawoman » 13 Apr 2012, 09:45

Cioruos- an ancient cloud said to have only been created from the breathe of the cloud gremlins- there were thousands of them just chilling. Alas, most died due to exhaustion of creating this great cloud, and eventually they died out (or did they?!?!).

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Post by J4Numbers » 13 Apr 2012, 11:05

the iUfucjedup, is a new product from apple, as they move into technological confectionery. In this case, Fudge. It is however not very nice as there are bits and pieces of electronics everywhere in the treat.

What is govenmet (Government)

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Post by Wildwill002 » 13 Apr 2012, 16:42

Govenmet are a people of the goven tribe in madagascar. They are technologically superior to everyone yet prefer seclusion.

What chcmloaite? (Failed attempt to spell chocolate milk quickly...)
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Post by Invunarble » 13 Apr 2012, 16:48

The simeontaneous verb of a chocolate cow getting it's lower udderal rectum yanked on, while also spraying a thick brown substance in all directions.

What is an "Invunarble"? (A typo of "Invulnerable")
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Post by Iron_Fang » 13 Apr 2012, 18:30

Invunarble is a noob



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Post by Invunarble » 14 Apr 2012, 16:49

A terranosowus is a descriptive word describing the noise that Iron_Fang makes when he loses at PvP (which is almost all the time). The reason this word is chosen to describe this is because the noise is alot similar to a dying Tyrannosaurus-Rex.

What is a Wilo_Mindy? (Typo of Milo_Windby)
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Post by Milo_Windby » 15 Apr 2012, 08:34

a real horrible and uninteresting typo... so I will ignore Invun's post.

New Typo: mowhruunds (newgrounds)
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Post by J4Numbers » 15 Apr 2012, 10:16

mowhruunds was a planned name of a town for the Bethesda Elder Scrolls series, but was later scrapped after no-one knew why on earth they'd picked that name

What is Extatic (Ecstatic)

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Post by sag185 » 15 Apr 2012, 12:27

It is an ex-tatic, a tatic is a slang term for a strategist, so an ex tatic would be an ex stategist or ex tactician.

What is a froum (Forum)
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Post by LS13 » 15 Apr 2012, 13:58

A term used to describe an afro that most people respond to with "um" due to its ridiculous size.

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Post by BigC_1 » 17 Apr 2012, 23:03

Snog Wolem - A magical worm that lives with poor people, and eats Unicorns. Not further information is known about it.

What is a Biblomat? (Diplomat)
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Post by Milo_Windby » 18 Apr 2012, 08:32

Its a place where you go to clean your Bibles... kind of like a laundrymat is for cloths.

wakapeni (Jalapeno)
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Post by J4Numbers » 18 Apr 2012, 10:22

the wak-a-peni: Is a variation on the whack-a-mole game, where instead of hitting helpless moles, you hit the most annoying coin in Britain.

What is heafones (Headphones)

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Post by Invunarble » 18 Apr 2012, 18:43

It is a portable bananna that you wear on your head and can send/receive calls and has a useless button on it too that does nothing.

What is a wahla? (A typo of MrWhales)
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Post by BigC_1 » 19 Apr 2012, 22:25

Wahla- The sound MrWhales makes when he loses in the Escapecraft PvP world.

What is Dynosore? (Dinosaur)
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Post by Wildwill002 » 20 Apr 2012, 09:58

Dynosores are small lumps caused by licking a dynamo. They generally turn green and force the tongue to fall off.


Whats vjovlrm [sdyu? (Chicken pasty accidently 1 to the right)
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Post by Silva14 » 26 Apr 2012, 10:30

A vjovlrm [sdyu is a mystical creature about the size of an large duck, but with an outer shell protecting a body that looks almost liquid. It comes from the lands of Yjr Djpd and has a rather peculiar feeding relationship with what is known widely as lryvji[. It is easy to catch due to it's tendancy to jump only to the right, and tastes delicious but for the problem of how to eat it without dropping some of the innards.

What is a worffl? (funny way of spelling waffle)
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Post by MayorLennie » 26 Apr 2012, 11:22

Worrfl is a cute baby walrus that's in captivity.

What is exaspurit? (someone didn't know how to spell exasperate)
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Post by J4Numbers » 29 Apr 2012, 15:02

An Exaspurit is a medical term for a painkiller that is past it's use-by date, and is therefore lethal.

What is tornemet (a very rushed spelling of tournament)

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Post by MakeContact » 01 Jun 2012, 14:57

A tornemet is a very ripped apart police officer.

Notice the "torne" or torn, and "met" as in metropolitan police service.

The police officer may be either gender, and could be ripped apart in a mental or physical sense, a zeügma, so to speak.

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