The Ctrl-V Thread

[givemeabreak432]

<i><p><strong>From: LordEmbok | #010</strong>
How about you use a god damn DVD/BD player instead of being a filthy pirate?</p></i>

[697134002]

"Harry slammed his book shut. It wasn't really a book, because the pages were made of lasers and the words were made of headless women making godless love to dragons made out of motorcycles, but it was still reading."

[Invunarble]

[21:52] <SurvivalBot> [g] motormaniac: shutup invun!

[Milo_Windby]

raisins

[Lord_Mountbatten]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rulElJITIVY

[Silva14]

Oh that's depressing. I have nothing on my clipboard.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

http://goo.gl/mrb8K

[SMWasder]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IjGNJPNyzU

...I don't remember.

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jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, fili- cidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully

[Wildwill002]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

[vallorn]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Boatmurdered

[697134002]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B._F._Skin ... the_pigeon

[Wildwill002]

http://www.happyplace.com/15699/bathroo ... ator-shaft

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[697134002]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxford_Capacity_Analysis

[Wildwill002]

You're fighting Stan "Fireball" Roosevelt, the Guy Who Causes a Temperature-Related Desire to Remove All of One's Clothing

[vallorn]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP_MJf1Mr-0

[Someguy42]

Seems legit to me!

Spoiler! :

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Spoilered for lots of text. I can't remember when I copied this or why...

Spoiler! :

[quote="Hallistar";p="9305304"][quote="Yodov";p="9305239"][quote="Artanili Datium";p="9305224"]

GOD IS JUST SOMETHING CREATED BY PEOPLE WHO EXPECTED SOMETHING BETTER THAN THEIR CRAPPY LIFE AFTER DEATH.

I can all caps rage also.[/quote]
HE USED CAPS ALSO. AND, NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES PROVE THE AFTERLIFE.[/quote]

You forget that the most powerful hallucinogen of all, DMT, is stored in the brain and is released upon the body telling the brain that it has died.

That and the subconscious easily influence perception.

You're just trying to feel better about the universe by desperately trying to fit anything to somehow prove your specific god. And if you can't back it up, you'll still rest on the 'you can't disprove it therefore its most likely real because it sounds cool'.[/quote]

[BlackKnight]

What is the one thing that could never ever ever in a million years get boring?
If you said "Busting Ghosts" tragically you'd be wrong.
I was almost all the way through the W's when the bloom came off that rose.
Heathcliff was defending moonbase wuthering heights from the crafty poltergeist when I realized that exploring the vast realm of pure intellect is... boring.

[Milo_Windby]

I don't believe pumpkin pie is even made from pumpkin. I mean, how can something that smells that shitty make a pie so sweet? There's not enough sugar in the universe.

[givemeabreak432]

cleaned, dusted, and vacuumed your bedroom?
washed your bedsheets?
cleaned and dusted your computer(s)?
ironed your clothes?
mowed the lawn(s)?
drank lemonade?
laid in a hammock?
went for a drive/walk with no particular destination?

[697134002]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_hysteria

EDIT: The hyperlink created itself...

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If one examines Sartreist existentialism, one is faced with a choice: either accept social realism or conclude that consensus comes from the collective unconscious, but only if culture is equal to language; otherwise, Debord’s model of constructive precultural theory is one of “capitalist discourse”, and thus impossible.

[Wildwill002]

Five-Chambered-Stomach Agamemnon High School Sweetheart Westinghouse the Southern Officer and the Southern Gentleman

[Invunarble]

[14:50] <SurvivalBot> [g] bananacoupon: YOU CALLING ME FAT?

[697134002]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biomass

[Milo_Windby]

Tom Ridge... is someone who has the leadership qualities of a gerbil. He was a part of coming up with is known as the color coded system of security. You know, orange, and yellow, and what ever the f*udge* the others are. And what's stupid about it is they have the color coding. LIKE WE'RE IN F*luffy*' ELEMENTARY SCHOOL!! There's no need for that. Because every time they tell us what the color is, then they have to f*uzzy*' explain it, so get rid of the f*izzle*' color! Simplify it. There should be three levels of security: "Jesus Christ," "God damn it!," "F*orsooth* ME!"

[sag185]

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that is all.

[697134002]

Evolution is any change across successive generations in the heritable characteristics of biological populations.