Ask me anything

[ShadowedLucario]

Im bored once again and need something to keep me busy on the weekends. Rules are simple:
1. ask me a question and i will awswer it however i find fit. hopefully i can figure out the quote button...
2. you cannot post another question until your previous question has been awnsered.
3. keep the questions generally clean.
4. keep in mind that i am not a counsilor and will not help serious issues.
5. have fun, no spam

[Eddietester1066]

Why does the porridge bird lay it's eggs in the air?

[Milo_Windby]

The answer is 42... but what is the question?

[Blackadder51]

How does penis toast taste?

[D4nny]

Does your mother know you wear her clothes?

[Zinrius]

Why are there so many knees taking arrows ?

[Wildwill002]

What is the average wind speed of an unladen swallow? (European if you wanna be specific)

[ShadowedLucario]

Why does the porridge bird lay it's eggs in the air?

cause it wants to...

The answer is 42... but what is the question?

everything.

How does penis toast taste?

you Australian have very unique toast....

Does your mother know you wear her clothes?

She sees you when your sleeping, she knows when your awake, she knows if you are wearing her clothes, so hide for goodness sake!

Why are there so many knees taking arrows ?

because the majority of gamers are 10 year old noobs.

What is the average wind speed of an unladen swallow? (European if you wanna be specific)

I dont know! Speaking of which though, where the hell did you get that coconut?

[Wildwill002]

Muhahaha you got mine wrong! Everyone knows that the average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.

[Milo_Windby]

How much catnip can a kitty cat nip if a kitty cat could nip cat nip?

[ShadowedLucario]

How much catnip can a kitty cat nip if a kitty cat could nip cat nip?

as much as it could before it passes out because cat nip is drugs for cats.

Muhahaha you got mine wrong! Everyone knows that the average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.

i never said that i had the right answers.

[LS13]

What is the meaning of life.

[ShadowedLucario]

What is the meaning of life.

Whatever you want it to be. Because its your life that you control. Your thoughts, your dreams, your hopes, your fears. they all define your meaning.

[Wildwill002]

Is it possible to be someones father and brother at the same time?

[Milo_Windby]

Do you cook?
(Not really a silly question like my other ones, kind of wondering if you cook food or not.)

[BlackKnight]

Will you kill me?

[Mattybcd]

are you a person or an

Spoiler! :

ALIEN!

[ShadowedLucario]

Is it possible to be someones father and brother at the same time?

..... that's one perverted family...

Do you cook?
(Not really a silly question like my other ones, kind of wondering if you cook food or not.)

if Mac and cheese and soup count as cooking, then yes. anything else, not so much. sorry to dissapoint but no, as i still live with my parents, i dont cook.

Will you kill me?

If i wanted to you wouldn't be posting anything would you?

are you a person or an
Spoiler! :
ALIEN!

neither, for i good sir, am a pokemon.

[StealthyCake]

whats the weight of the world?

[ShadowedLucario]

whats the weight of the world?

as soon as i get a big enough scale, ill let you know.

[BlackKnight]

Will you kill me?

If i wanted to you wouldn't be posting anything would you?

Completely missed my reference to Ask that Guy with the Glasses. his response was to walk to random house kill someone walk home and then ask "Where did you live again?"

Answering your question: Yes I would be posting because somehow you think you can kill the Black Knight. You may remove all my limbs but that is merely a scratch.

Anyway another question: If Snow White is serving seconds to the seven dwarves how long does it take for Snow White to complete this task?

[sag185]

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Iron_Fang]

what is the answer to life!

[Milo_Windby]

what is the answer to life!

Kind of a repeat question I think, LS13 already asked:

What is the meaning of life.

Anyways... continuing with my cooking question: What food do you love the most?

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

What is the meaning of life.

It's a Monty Python movie.

[ShadowedLucario]

Rules at top state that i answer the question. no one else shall answer these questions but i! sorry if i don't get the reference. don't need correction.

Anyway another question: If Snow White is serving seconds to the seven dwarves how long does it take for Snow White to complete this task?

puzzling, however, i will say it takes 7 seconds, one second for each of them.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or european? well if its traveling due west and the windspeed is 45 mph northeast AND its wing flaps are 50 flaps a minute AND it had the average weight of an unladen swallow, it would be going aproximately the speed of the square root of -1 or i.

Anyways... continuing with my cooking question: What food do you love the most?

you are just full of personal questions. anyway, I'm torn between Pistachios and jack link's teriyaki beef jerky.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[697134002]

If you replace every single thing on a ship, 1 by 1, and once that's done you use the old pieces to build an identical ship, which is the original?

[ShadowedLucario]

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

but if a wood chuck could chuck wood what says that he would choose to chuck a certain amount of wood? there are too many varibles to this question...

If you replace every single thing on a ship, 1 by 1, and once that's done you use the old pieces to build an identical ship, which is the original?

Don't think about that. the more important thing is that you now have 2 free boats.

[Mattybcd]

Good sir, do you have a face?