Escapecraft

The title obviously means what it says.

Can't guess, nobody is above me.

Skwisgaar: [referring to lake troll] Dudes, here comes that guy!
Nathan: Wait! The phones! Use the Dethphones! Throw them at that guy!

[They swing the Dethphones by their chains and throw them. The Dethphones land 3 feet in front of the band.]

Nathan: [into handheld voice recorder] Idea for our last song, ever: "Killed by a Troll."

(Yes... I am calling you a Lake Troll)

Milo_Windby wrote:Skwisgaar: [referring to lake troll] Dudes, here comes that guy!
Nathan: Wait! The phones! Use the Dethphones! Throw them at that guy!

[They swing the Dethphones by their chains and throw them. The Dethphones land 3 feet in front of the band.]

Nathan: [into handheld voice recorder] Idea for our last song, ever: "Killed by a Troll."

(Yes... I am calling you a Lake Troll)

You like wind, and your name is Milo.

the guy that has no name except thatguy!

Iron_Fang wrote:the guy that has no name except thatguy!

You're an animal, that has a single fang made from Iron.

You're that guy that writes messed up stories.

Stalke wrote:You're that guy that writes messed up stories.

And you're the guy who stalks me.

that guy who got my name wrong -_-

Iron_Fang wrote:that guy who got my name wrong -_-

A Space-wolf wolf lord with fangs.

that guy who got my name right =D but no -

Cheese

A lie.

who?

vallorn wrote:who?

Hrmm.. Your name means... Someone named Valerie Thorn?

You're that guy... who writes... and stuff.

Smelly

A native snake.

Either a cat or Sam Fisher.

A man of great merit and owner of many butlers

a happy guy

One word: Lava.

I can't help but feel this has derailed from "Guess what the username means" to "say something unique about the person"

The person with the giant tree farm.

Aenir_bEPU wrote:I can't help but feel this has derailed from "Guess what the username means" to "say something unique about the person"

But this is more fun .

the flashiest man in beorn.

His name is Andy.

He has no shame using such a disgusting username.

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:He has no shame using such a disgusting username.

stupid americans

He is dark and tainted

He likes to play some of the most terrible games ever played ;-;

Babby Mentor!
EDIT: Ninja'd by Eric

Yes... Hello? I would like to order a pizza... what do you mean you are not a pizza place?
...
What do you mean you are not even a phone number?