The Prophecy of Escapecraft - Y u so new post?

[Spyboticsguy]

Sea haven, y u explode violently.
Spy is dissapoint.

[Invunarble]

Nobody likes seahaven, it's a shithole anyways

InvunIndustries is obviously superior

[LS13]

Nope, Frost Industries definitely defeats all. We invented the VLC (Very Large Cannon), which basically destroys all.

[Lord_Mountbatten]

Corner store warfare, how quaint.

[Invunarble]

Corner store warfare, how quaint.

Those are some pretty memorable last words! Prepare to have your silly chain of fast food restaurants obliterated!

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[random980]

Corner store warfare, how quaint.

Those are some pretty memorable last words! Prepare to have your silly chain of fast food restaurants obliterated!

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You forget who is in command of OGRED

[Invunarble]

Bitch please, OGRED ain't got nothin on my swagmobile cannon!

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Invun is racially confused... again.

[Skunk_Giant]

Sorry guys, I would have had a post out last night, but halfway through writing it, I started feeling sick. Ended up spending the night vomiting. :/
Hopefully I'll feel better by the end of the day and be able to finish the post.

[Sti_Jo_Lew]

Poor Skunk.

[LS13]

Hey don't worry about it, being sick sucks and we can wait

[Someguy42]

Don't worry, you'll feel better by the end of the day. So much better that you will feel so happy that you will kill yourself from writing 4 pages of PoE and everyone will be happy and sad.
(Insert Well That Escalated Quickly post underneath)

[Skunk_Giant]

"Escapians, I stand before you today as an Agent of CUT. An Agent of the organisation that like it or not is the bodyguard of our Empire. Talks have been high recently as to whether or not CUT and the Escapian Empire can stand one by one anymore. Whether CUT has gone too far with the secrets. As an accused man, facing prison a second time by that same organisation, I imagine a large number of you expect me to stand before you today and argue against CUT. Those of you would be wrong. I plan to prove my innocence through CUT's innocence. Through the innocence of every Agent of CUT." Random took a step forward to the rest of the courtroom. "Please. Hear me out."

"Go through everything again," Dupe said calmly as Aero sat patiently in the questioning room.
"Nothing else is relevant!" Aero burst. "Itchy was waiting at the boat, and when we got there, he was gone."
Dupe sighed and walked out of the room. Vallorn was waiting outside for him. "Anything about Itchy?"
"Not really. He mainly told me about the ships again. The ones firing at Central. How about Sti?" Dupe asked, nodding to a second doorway.
"We mainly talked about Seahaven. He told me the same stuff we already know. He did mention something else though. Something at Exitus. Before he was found by the others. Before the ships started firing."
"And what was that?" Dupe asked curiosly.

"Louis Mountbatten is a stressed man," Random said, realising he'd probably just signed his own death warrant. "The state of CUT, however, is not his fault. We've had traitors before, and it's fair enough that he doesn't always trust everyone. All the lies, all the secrets, they may be catching up to him now, but believe me, they've been along for countless years. Countless years, during which, Escapia grew. The secrets coming up now were kept secret for the sake of Escapia. We need to protect these secrets. For the sake of our Empire." He took a deep breath. "As for me, I'm a CUT Agent. It's my job to do what I must to protect this Empire, and that's exactly what I was doing. Thank you." With that, Random sat down looking smug, but fealing more nervous than ever before.

Vallorn marched into the questioning room. "Alright, Aero. I know this has been tough, but I need you to think hard. Did you see anyone unusual at Central?"
"You mean, aside from the fleet of people firing cannons at it?"
"Someone in Central? Someone possibly unassociated with the ships?"
"What do you mean?" Aero asked.
"I've spoken to Sti. He mentioned seeing someone before he was saved by you. Someone was calling out to him, offering him help. But when he needed their help... When he was close to death, they left him to die. They could have easily saved him."
"No... The city was empty when we got there. Of humans anyway. I mean, there were Creatures everywhere."
"Sti said the person said 'we'. You're sure there were no other groups?"
Aero shook his head.

Spy paced across the court's floor. "Random, you accessed files that in the wrong hands, could have severely damaged the success of an operation of extreme importance. An operation that resulted in the capture of several high profile Griefers. An operation that could lead to finding the kidnappers of an Escapian Leader, Milo Windby."
Random sighed. This wasn't good.
"Nevertheless, the operation went smoothly, and I can say with full honesty that I believe the files did not fall into the wrong hands. They fell into capable hands. Random, the Escapian Empire has reached a decision."
"HELP!" a voice yelled from outside. LS burst into the courtroom, a still Zinrius held in his arms.

Foxes awoke groggily. She looked around and found herself in a roofless room. Somebody was yelling angrily nearby.
"Are you kidding me?" Someone yelled outside. A face peered over the wall for a moment and quickly fell back. "Do you know who she is?"
"No..." came the voice of the man that Foxes had interrogated. "Just another Escapian?"
"No, you fool! She's an Escapian Leader! And you just captured her!"
"But Glitch, she's a threat to the whole thing! We couldn't let her go back to Escapia! Mr N-"
"Don't you mention his name while she's just a room away!" Glitch yelled. "We've got no choice now. You've failed at keeping this place secure, so we'll keep her locked up, but if this comes back to bite me in the ass, it'll come back for you too."

LS quietly explained what had happened to him as Zinrius was rushed to the nearest CUT hospital. Haxx, Mountbatten and Wokka sat across the table from him.
"You're telling me you were building an army with nuclear devices in Tekland, and you planned to use it on Escapia?" Mountbatten yelled, as LS explained the Seahaven Army.
"The nuclear devices were a worst-case scenario by the Seahaven Army, and I had no plans of ever using them. I was going to render them completely useless if I ever felt Escapia was at risk," LS explained.
"And where are these devices now?" Wokka asked.
"Let me talk, and you'll find out." LS took a deep breath. "After Zinrius arrived and explained everything, the base was attacked by a horde of zombies. We should have been able to hold them off, but there was more. There were people there too."
"Griefers."
"No... they were more organised... Trust me, they weren't Griefers. Anyway, they captured me and... they did something. They did some tests on me or something and now..."
"Now what?"
"Now I seem to be unable to use any power. My Leader powers are just... gone."
Wokka and Mountbatten shared an uncomfortable glance and turned back to LS. "What happened next?"
"Well, I managed to escape, a-"
"Without any Leader powers?"
"They were in a panic. The facility I was in was attacked by the same horde that attacked the Seahaven Army. I was able to get away in the madness. So I escaped and tried to return to the base, but found it no longer existed. They must have activated the nukes..."
"And?"
"Well, I realised the entire was... well, gone. I made the decision to turn myself in to Escapia, but on my way back, I found Zin passed out. By the looks of it, he'd also been captured and moved to another facility which had been deserted after the horde passed through. And that's it. We made our way back via boat as soon as possible."
The four sat in silence for a minute before Haxx, Mountbatten and Wokka stood up and left the room.
"What do you think?" Mountbatten asked.
"Well, I trust him..." Wokka began. "But on the slight chance he's lying, on the chance he's aiming for revenge still, there could still be an army somewhere out there building up. Haxx, what do you think?"
Haxx sighed. "There's something you should know. Welwyn returned awhile ago. I knew he'd be thrown in jail if anyone knew, so I kept it a secret on the grounds that he told me everything."
"And what did he say?"
"Well, everything he said basically lines up with this. He said LS went missing, and Zin searched for him, but went missing as well..." Haxx said. He recounted the whole story that Welwyn had told him. He told Mountbatten and Wokka about Glitch, the nukes and everything else. "And then he dropped Welwyn off near Futuria." Haxx concluded.
"Why Futuria?" Wokka asked.
"I dunno... Apparently he had something he needed to do nearby."
Wokka thought for a second. "Mountbatten, get a CUT team together. Haxx, notify the best ship captains you can find. We're setting sail for Futuria."

[Invunarble]

wait wat

Shouldn't vallorn and I be attempting to break out random from his jail thing?

[random980]

wait wat

Shouldn't vallorn and I be attempting to break out random from his jail thing?

remember, i chose 'option e' as to stand trial and prove my innocence by appealing to patriotism, therefore i was 'only doing my job.'
Also does this mean im free or what? ._.
Also we need more choice options and more stalke

[Skunk_Giant]

Well, the verdict wasn't stated before LS burst in with Zin, but yes, you're free.

[Invunarble]

We need more strippers to celebrate random's escape, as well!

[random980]

We need more strippers to celebrate random's escape, as well!

Quick, go ask blackadder for his contact list!
Now what should i do after the strippers and partying, hmmm

[Invunarble]

Pshhhh, who needs blackadder, I have the Beorn Strip Club!

[Someguy42]

more stalke

[minnerthecat]

Avast! Combat on the high seas awaits! As always, I'm looking forward to your next installment of PoE, Skunk!

[Iron_Fang]

Me being in the crew last time must surely mean I am back

[Spyboticsguy]

Who needs boats when you can FLY!?

[Invunarble]

when you can FLY!?

Who needs to FLY when you can use a FLYING MACHINE?!

[Skunk_Giant]

I'm sorry guys.
I had a post almost complete. It was long, and only needed about one more paragraph, but I was a bit tired of writing. So I left my computer for a bit, and next thing I know, the browser has crashed. I tried going back to the page, but had no luck. I'll try and re-write the post soon, but I'm just letting you guys know why it still isn't up.

[minnerthecat]

I'm sorry to hear that Skunk, I can only imagine how frustrating that would be for you. We'll all be patiently awaiting your next installment, but take your time; I probably wouldn't want to rewrite the whole thing again right away either if that happened to me! Thanks for keeping us updated!

[Invunarble]

SKUUUUUUNK!

Can I give you another internet to show a sign of sympathy for your recent loss?

[Skunk_Giant]

Aaaand I did it again halfway through the post.
Skunk. You're an idiot. - Skunk

[Lord_Mountbatten]

You should type it up in Word and keep saving it, or use the save draft option that the forums have.

[minnerthecat]

You should type it up in Word and keep saving it, or use the save draft option that the forums have.

Agreed, this would probably save you a lot of grief, Skunk! Sorry to hear this keeps happening to you!