MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Fuzz422365117 » 28 Aug 2011, 12:56

Challenge him to an arm wrestle for the weapons. If you lose, you have to give him your hat =O

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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by vallorn » 28 Aug 2011, 14:48

Batsauce picks Florence up. uses him to beat the shopkeeper. takes the sword. beats Florence with the sword. takes the scepter and runs like hell.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 28 Aug 2011, 14:52

You must have money or something. Perhaps acting like regular human beings may help you out?
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by aflycon » 28 Aug 2011, 15:09

You must offer to go into a deep, dark, scary dungeon and find monsters with your canine warrior companion in exchange for Scooby Snacks the sceptre.

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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Cho » 28 Aug 2011, 18:19

Ask the merchant for the price... as it turns out, you're a little short. But the merchant is willing to make a deal. His two daughters need dates for the spring formal, and if you agree to take them, he'll consider the scepter paid for. You readily agree - after all, what could go wrong with simply escorting two ladies to a dance?
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by vallorn » 28 Aug 2011, 18:39

Cho wrote:Ask the merchant for the price... as it turns out, you're a little short. But the merchant is willing to make a deal. His two daughters need dates for the spring formal, and if you agree to take them, he'll consider the scepter paid for. You readily agree - after all, what could go wrong with simply escorting to ladies to a dance?
how do you get the best ideas Cho? :shock:
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Cho » 28 Aug 2011, 18:40

vallorn wrote:how do you get the best ideas Cho? :shock:
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Someguy42 » 28 Aug 2011, 19:05

That must be once massive lifetime :O

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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by sag185 » 29 Aug 2011, 05:16

Cho wrote:Ask the merchant for the price... as it turns out, you're a little short. But the merchant is willing to make a deal. His two daughters need dates for the spring formal, and if you agree to take them, he'll consider the scepter paid for. You readily agree - after all, what could go wrong with simply escorting to ladies to a dance?
Also stalke.... LOL.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Pinmissile » 24 Sep 2011, 18:36

Wildwill002 wrote:Ask politely for the weapons?
The weapons?

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Do you have ANY idea what you're asking for?

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This SWORD was forged for the GREAT WIZARD KING, the TYRANT of NEVERMOORE and the GREATEST WIZARD who EVER LIVED!

This SWORD has killed MANY UNBELIEVERS and will one day CHOOSE the GREAT KING who will RULE THE LAND for EONS to COME!

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This STICK has a GEM on it, it's really just a GLORIFIED WALKING STICK and it once DROPPED on my FOOT, and it HURT A LOT.

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And you CAN'T HAVE THEM!
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Flux04 » 24 Sep 2011, 18:37

Pay him in hugs and kisses for the weapons :D
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by vallorn » 24 Sep 2011, 18:46

kill him with the weapons.
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Post by 697134002 » 24 Sep 2011, 20:02

Walk away and cry in a corner.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Someguy42 » 24 Sep 2011, 20:36

Stab him to death with the hat!

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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Blackadder51 » 24 Sep 2011, 21:23

Use an Old Gift Card for it.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by ShadowedLucario » 24 Sep 2011, 22:08

leave because this guy is clearly a unicorn who is unwilling to part with its specalized walking stick. you then realize you havent eaten anything for the past few weeks and are probably going to starve
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by SneakyPie » 26 Sep 2011, 07:40

Blackadder51 wrote:Use an Old Gift Card for it.

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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Pinmissile » 26 Sep 2011, 18:44

Please don't stack quotes, just quote the guy whose suggestion you endorse.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Pinmissile » 23 Dec 2011, 14:34

It's Christmas time.

Time for a seasonal update.

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After WANDERING for several DAYS for no good REASON in the FROZEN WASTES of NITWERNIA, you find yourself outside a CONSPICUOUS HOME.

You have NO IDEA why you are taking a CASUAL STROLL in the middle of NOWHERE.
In fact you do not remember ANYTHING for the past days!

As a result you are COLD, WET and SLIGHTLY GRUMPY.

What do you do?
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Godavari » 23 Dec 2011, 14:40

Clearly we must enter that house. The window seems like the best way to go about it, since it's not reinforced at all.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Jake55778 » 23 Dec 2011, 15:02

Make snow angels.

The best snow is clearly on the roof, it's cleaner and more even than the stuff on the ground. The sloped edge, icey tiles and risk of falling all just add to the fun. Plus once you're up there you may as well try and enter the house via the chimney, Santa style.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Wildwill002 » 23 Dec 2011, 15:59

Lick the snowy footprints to see if it was made by something sweet. Or even if it had trodden in dung
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by ShadowedLucario » 23 Dec 2011, 16:58

plant a c4 charge and the door. Breach and clear, simple as that.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by sag185 » 23 Dec 2011, 17:01

Open the door, walk in.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Zinrius » 23 Dec 2011, 17:15

Kick the door open, possibly crippling an unsuspecting pedestrian.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by aflycon » 23 Dec 2011, 17:25

Use the key granted to you by the mighty Pinmissile to unlock the door.

Please, this was more work that necessary. ._.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Blackadder51 » 23 Dec 2011, 18:18

Piss your name in the snow
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Pinmissile » 24 Dec 2011, 09:20

Jake55778 wrote:Make snow angels.

The best snow is clearly on the roof, it's cleaner and more even than the stuff on the ground. The sloped edge, icey tiles and risk of falling all just add to the fun.
Bats has an IDEA.

A most RATIONAL and clever IDEA!

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Florence KNOWS this EXPRESSION.

It never means WELL.

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WHAUWHAIISUHAAAGHABHBRLA

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"Now make snow angels!"
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Pinmissile » 24 Dec 2011, 09:34

Wait, something fell down from the TURMOIL and great PAIN that FLORENCE is no doubt EXPERIENCING!

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A SIGN! You wonder what it SAYS!

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Well that explains it. Puh-Car-So's stuff is just bizarre.
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