MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by givemeabreak432 » 22 Jun 2011, 13:47

Grab the socks, Put them on your hands.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 22 Jun 2011, 14:00

EricSmarties wrote: dont forget +10 sexyness
A drunk person is one of the least attractive things in the universe. What you want to change that to is "+10 sexiness to everyone you encounter".
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Post by Pinmissile » 22 Jun 2011, 14:14

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You are now in YE OLDE INN, you feel HAPPY by the fact that no LURKING ASSASSINS were behind the door you DEMOLISHED.
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Post by DuplicateValue » 22 Jun 2011, 14:18

I'm a fan of the getting locked plan. Let's do that.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Jake55778 » 22 Jun 2011, 14:23

you feel HAPPY by the fact that no LURKING ASSASSINS were behind the door you DEMOLISHED.
That clearly means that they're invisible. You must drink heavily to enter the altered state of mind that will allow you to perceive them.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by SneakyPie » 22 Jun 2011, 14:24

You really, really want the Bard's hat.

This also deserves a sticky.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by vallorn » 22 Jun 2011, 16:05

KILL THE MINSTRAL! :twisted:
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Post by 697134002 » 22 Jun 2011, 16:13

The Innkeeper has offended you. Burn his hair off with the torch!
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Post by vallorn » 22 Jun 2011, 16:27

better! take the bards hat! set fire to the bard with the torch THEN use the burning Bard to burn the inkeepers hair off!
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Post by Pinmissile » 22 Jun 2011, 16:41

ojamamask wrote:Actually ask the bartender where you are, they always seem to know every thing
You need to know where to SEARCH if you're ever going to find the MAGICAL SCEPTER OF UNFATHOMABLE DOOM. It might be a good idea to ask the barte- Wait, what's that on the bard's head?
SneakyPie wrote:You really, really want the Bard's hat.
That is the single most AMAZING thing you have EVER SEEN in your EXISTENCE as a HERO WARRIOR.

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(It kind of looks like a pizza slice!)

Only ONE of you is LEAVING this INN with that HAT.



MEANWHILE..


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You are a WIZARD IN-TRAINING, you find yourself in a DIMLY LIT ROOM with ARCANE SYMBOLS on the ground and you can't seem to remember WHY you're in here.

You have recently grown a SOUL PATCH, as all your COOL WIZARD FRIENDS with QUESTIONABLE MORALS have decided to CULTIVATE some MENACING FACIAL HAIR.

You've decided to choose an AWESOME WIZARD NAME, because nobody will ever REMEMBER or RESPECT a name like NORMAN the WIZARD.

WHAT is your AWESOME WIZARD NAME?
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 22 Jun 2011, 16:46

Gerald, destroyer of worlds.

Either that or Markollio, of indeterminate national origin!
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Post by Jake55778 » 22 Jun 2011, 16:55

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Post by vallorn » 22 Jun 2011, 17:09

HIS NAME IS DERPACLES OF THE FORGOTTEN TOWER!
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Post by TheAquapunk » 22 Jun 2011, 17:09

Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way
Or
Florence.
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Post by Blackadder51 » 22 Jun 2011, 17:30

You are BLACK DYNAMITE the baddest WIZARD ever.
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 22 Jun 2011, 17:35

Blackadder51 wrote:You are BLACK DYNAMITE the baddest WIZARD ever.
I support this one.
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Post by aflycon » 22 Jun 2011, 21:50

"There's lots of cats named Black Dynamite out there."
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Post by Pinmissile » 23 Jun 2011, 05:07

TheAquapunk wrote:Florence.
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You decide on FLORENCE, the WIZARD IN-TRAINING! Within TIME you will EARN an AWESOME WIZARD TITLE, like THE DESTROYER or WIZARD OF THE MASTER WIZARD MOST IMPORTANT WIZARD OF EXTREME WIZARDS TO THE MAX!
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Post by Skunk_Giant » 23 Jun 2011, 05:43

Use your magical powers to spawn a chicken who shall be your companion!
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by ojamamask » 23 Jun 2011, 11:09

No, make it a Pegasus. Like rainbowdash!!!!!
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 23 Jun 2011, 11:12

Florence should ponder what on earth options he has wherever he seems to be, using magic of course.
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Post by ojamamask » 23 Jun 2011, 11:20

or he could make a spell which makes the symbols mean something
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Post by SneakyPie » 23 Jun 2011, 11:23

It's too dark. Set the floor on fire.
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Post by Pinmissile » 23 Jun 2011, 12:47

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Florence should ponder what on earth options he has wherever he seems to be, using magic of course.
You decide to conjure some FIRE to find out WHERE you are currently LOCATED.

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Oh yeah! That's right! You're in the LIBRARY in the WIZARD'S UNIVERSITY! One of the world's biggest centres of KNOWLEDGE and PAPER. This place is practically a WORLD WONDER!
You wonder why they don't keep any lit torches around here, It's very dark and not optimal for reading.

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OH.

That's why.

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Ooooooooooh shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
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Post by SneakyPie » 23 Jun 2011, 13:45

Fan out the flames. Large gusts of air makes fire go out.
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Post by vallorn » 23 Jun 2011, 13:51

smother the flames with your body! :o
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Post by Cho » 23 Jun 2011, 13:53

Forget the fire... you've just realized that you're a woman (as you're named Florence) and that you have a soul patch. You are in urgent need of a depilatory, and must find, or conjure, some fast!!
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Cho wrote:Forget the fire... you've just realized that you're a woman (as you're named Florence) and that you have a soul patch. You are in urgent need of a depilatory, and must find, or conjure, some fast!!
No! Florence is a unisex name! And very dark and evil!

But use the fire to burn off your soulpatch anyway.
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Post by 697134002 » 23 Jun 2011, 14:37

You remember that the rude and obnoxious librarian told you he was freezing. Warm him up.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure

Post by Wildwill002 » 23 Jun 2011, 14:39

Create a force field to watch everything burn safely. Then summon strippers. That is all
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