MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Pinmissile » 28 Jul 2011, 12:04

By the way,
warlockseer wrote:Cast flare.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Hytro » 28 Jul 2011, 12:34

PFFFF, just sleep and serve your time, you'll be out after one fast loading screen
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by vallorn » 28 Jul 2011, 13:26

Use the wizards pointy hat as a battering ram to break down the door! then if that doesnt work try using the wizard himself! :)
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Wildwill002 » 28 Jul 2011, 13:30

Do the secret Chuck Norris call of manliness and awesomality chant
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by warlockseer » 28 Jul 2011, 14:45

Cast fire to burn down the door.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by aflycon » 28 Jul 2011, 15:49

Patrick Stewart, the subject of a JOKE about The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion that nobody except Hytro and myself understood, couldn't make it. Call on Mr. Bean instead!

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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Flux04 » 28 Jul 2011, 15:54

Feign Illness and trick the guards to coming in. then suprise them!
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Darktaint » 28 Jul 2011, 18:11

Flux04 wrote:Feign Illness and trick the guards to coming in. then suprise them!
With conjured mana cakes
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Skunk_Giant » 29 Jul 2011, 02:46

Pretend to be lost puppies. The guards might fall for it and let you out.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by ojamamask » 29 Jul 2011, 05:30

think with portals, then walk through them
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Pinmissile » 29 Jul 2011, 12:28

Hytro wrote:PFFFF, just sleep and serve your time, you'll be out after one fast loading screen
There must have been a MISTAKE. You CAN'T be up for EXECUTION!

You decide to SLEEP on the MATTER, perhaps you may ESCAPE your DOOM by pure SLOTH.

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You have FAILED to ESCAPE your DOOM.

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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Flux04 » 29 Jul 2011, 12:35

Florence should be well rested, maybe enough to cast sleep on the executioner!
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by givemeabreak432 » 29 Jul 2011, 12:47

Have Batsauce cut the ropes.

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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by vallorn » 29 Jul 2011, 12:54

ask where your last meal is.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Blackadder51 » 29 Jul 2011, 12:55

Ask for your one phone call
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by ojamamask » 29 Jul 2011, 13:56

The awkward moment when the rope breaks, thus cheating death with a cliche.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Darktaint » 29 Jul 2011, 14:03

Florence remembers his hat doubles as a rope cutting tool and thus cuts the rope with it and kills the executioner Odd job style
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Pinmissile » 30 Jul 2011, 13:04

givemeabreak432 wrote:Have Batsauce cut the ropes.
Darktaint wrote:Florence remembers his hat doubles as a rope cutting tool and thus cuts the rope

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Using ABSURD METHODS, you CUT the ROPES!

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The EXECUTIONER quickly REPLACES the CUT ROPES.

He ASKS that you STOP IT. It's not very POLITE and CIVIL of you.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by givemeabreak432 » 30 Jul 2011, 13:10

Use flare, then cut the ropes

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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Skunk_Giant » 30 Jul 2011, 13:27

Tell the executioner that his pants make his butt look big. He'll turn around to try and see, and then you can use more absurd techniques to cut the rope and break free.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 30 Jul 2011, 13:28

Ask the executioner if he's truly happy with his career choice.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Skunk_Giant » 30 Jul 2011, 13:57

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Ask the executioner if he's truly happy with his career choice.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by 697134002 » 30 Jul 2011, 14:19

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Ask the executioner if he's truly happy with his career choice.
Richard Dawkins wrote:I am against religion because it teaches us to be satisfied with not understanding the world.

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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by SneakyPie » 30 Jul 2011, 14:43

You really want the Executioner's hood too.

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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by aflycon » 30 Jul 2011, 15:16

Skunk_Giant wrote:
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Ask the executioner if he's truly happy with his career choice.
This.
697134002 wrote:
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:Ask the executioner if he's truly happy with his career choice.
SneakyPie wrote:You really want the Executioner's hood too.
If the answer is yes, cast flare.
If the answer is no, give him some quality counseling in exchange for your freedom and his hood.

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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Wildwill002 » 30 Jul 2011, 15:56

Summon a laptop with internet and MEGA surround sound then click this they will let you go
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by vallorn » 30 Jul 2011, 16:33

offer te Executioner the Bards hat in exchange for his hood. while hes trying it on cut the ropes and kill him using more absurd methods!

Also:
SneakyPie wrote:You really want the Executioner's hood too.
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Blackadder51 » 30 Jul 2011, 18:59

Dance your way, out of this situation
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Hytro » 30 Jul 2011, 19:54

the ropes are not short enough and they land safely on the ground with no broken neck, it was all a joke and they are moved back to the cell
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Re: MS Paint Interactive Adventure, Episode 2

Post by Flux04 » 31 Jul 2011, 06:36

Say your sorry to the executioner in hopes of being released :3
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