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Guys, vote for Romney. He has BINDERS full of women!

This seems rather relevant.

As someone from Britain, from what I gather he's not a very nice man. Hasn't he insulted half of america, been sexist, racist and homophobic and pretty much just a rich twat?

Pretty much.

From what I understand from the debate last week, if Romney goes into office he would want to intend for another war between the US and Iraq.

But hey, his hair should make all those other issues irrelevant right?

He does indeed have presidential hair.

So let me get this straight... you have the choice between the charismatic guy that actually connects with younger voters and utilises stuff like reddit and the daily show and is pretty much regarded as a swell guy the world over OR a guy who, lets be honest, is no way near the 21st century but has hair.

Tough one there

It's like watching a movie where there is a good guy and a bad guy, the good guys kid got stolen by the bad guy, and the good guy is going for revenge, but the bad guy has an awesome 'tache. You dunno who to root for.

Paul Ryan has great abs (probably).

What if they combined Ryan's abs with Romney's hair...

Perhaps something greater then Chuck Norris?

To be honest, I'd rather not vote for either of them. They both talk smooth and I don't trust either of them. The fact that the current president decided to over-ride the wishes of the American people on policies they clearly didn't want makes me very irritated. What's the point of will of the people when they're just going to do whatever they want anyway. Besides, both their policies are just going to put us more in debt than we already are.

Obama's policies are great but in the long-run they will hurt America. I support Romney because I think he has a better plan for the economy. Obama's policies are better for young americans and the lower class. His welfare policies help Americans but in the long run, our 16 trillion dollar debt will haunt us. Of that debt, Obama has contributed to around 6 trillion dollars of it. That is the reason I support Romney. Other than that, Obama has better short-run policies for the American People. Especially young americans (which is what I am)

Vote for Cthulhu, Why vote for the lesser of evils?

NONONO DONT STRIKE DOWN OBAMA!!!! If Obama is dead, BIDEN IS PRESIDENT! *shudders violently*

LS13 wrote:NONONO DONT STRIKE DOWN OBAMA!!!! If Obama is dead, BIDEN IS PRESIDENT! *shudders violently*

Good point, I reeeaaly don't like that guy. I'd take either of the other two over him any day.

WE NEED LESS HORSES AND BAYONETS GODDAMIT! WE HAVE THESE THINGS CALLED AIRCRAFT CARRIERS NOW! GUESS WHAT THEY DO? YOU LAND PLANES ON THEM!



Sorry, this had me cracking up for a while during the debate.

That was probably my favorite part as well.

Omg Obama you sound like you are trying to talk to a child... not the first time he has sounded like this either...

My vote is for Obama so that in 4 years it will still be possible to vote for somebody else :/

Maybe Vermin Supreme will get enough voters in the next election...

Maybe we will all receive free ponies... maybe...

In my eyes Romney is a male Palin, they seem to have gone to the same school seeing as they both know nothing about geography, in one sentance Romney made three mistakes to do with locations of middle eastern countries, i think that may be a new record.

So, I found this on youtube while browsing mindlessly through the databases.



Why... can't I... stop... laughing...

This one is even better.

Gotta love it.

LS13 wrote:
Gotta love it.

Neither the Romney or Obama in that video look similar to their real life counterparts >.<