Meet me at spawn in 10 minutes

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Meet me at spawn in 10 minutes

Post by Comet'sGhost » 05 Feb 2013, 18:07

The Resurrection of my master has begun. MuhuhuhuuHUUUhu

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Re: Meet me at spawn in 10 minutes

Post by Comet'sGhost » 05 Feb 2013, 18:09

what is IP again ?

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Post by motormaniac » 05 Feb 2013, 18:36

escapecraft.com ..Were you unbanned?
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Re: Meet me at spawn in 10 minutes

Post by Comet'sGhost » 05 Feb 2013, 20:13

I over threw the ban hammer using my dark magic powers.

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Post by Invunarble » 05 Feb 2013, 20:29

lol doubtful, prove it
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Post by LS13 » 05 Feb 2013, 21:11

Don't make me break out my special brand of banhammer, the Ice Scepter of Frost. Works slightly differently from the banhammer in that it not only banishes you to the void but also freezes you in time and space.
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Post by random980 » 06 Feb 2013, 00:58

Actually Comet was banned due to the VCLB so therefore if he was to come back he would end up being pardoned...
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Post by Gannondorf1000 » 06 Feb 2013, 10:25

By the gods! Alert the High Council, Comet has found a way to escape his exile! Ready the OGRED and the Branchscape Nukes tm !!!!!! Some how parts of the Artifact are coming true!! *sits down and starts rocking back and forth in a fit of insanity*
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Post by RobipodSupreme » 07 Feb 2013, 13:30

Who's Comet, and what's the VCLB?
I'm like 80% gayer than when I was on here last
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Post by TyrasEngineer » 07 Feb 2013, 16:22

Very clearly labelled bantrap, the touching of which leads to funnily enough, banning.
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Post by Losarot » 07 Feb 2013, 20:55

Gannondorf1000 wrote:By the gods! Alert the High Council, Comet has found a way to escape his exile! Ready the OGRED and the Branchscape Nukes tm !!!!!! Some how parts of the Artifact are coming true!! *sits down and starts rocking back and forth in a fit of insanity*
wait was this really fortold in the artifact? and is this the person ive heard about named Comet1
and whats the VCLB ??? Why does BR have nukes??
sorry i always seem to just ask questions.

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Post by LS13 » 07 Feb 2013, 21:17

BR has nukes due to the past impending threat of an attack from vallorn's floating island city, but kept them even after the threat passed (at least I'm pretty sure this is the reason...). The VCLB was a very clearly labelled bantrap back in the reeeeal old days that would earn you a ban if you touched it.
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Post by vallorn » 08 Feb 2013, 03:24

Oh you want me to bring St FSV back? Well if you insist :D.
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Post by Tulonsae » 08 Feb 2013, 05:12

vallorn wrote:Oh you want me to bring St FSV back? Well if you insist :D.
Uh, no.
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Post by Gannondorf1000 » 08 Feb 2013, 08:39

Val..... If I even see a floating island near Branchscape, I will find you and slit your throat with a seatbelt cutter and then proceed to use your powers I leech from you (as you die) and ravage anything that stands in my way! :twisted: :twisted: :D
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Post by haxxorzd00d » 08 Feb 2013, 09:12

Don't trust this evil spirit, the real Comet would never want to be brought back to Escapia. Haven't you heard what happened after the strange events in the underworld?

Artifact Tales - Comet's Day

Down below the overworld, under the perilous Nether, lower than even the dark and mysterious End, was the space between - the endless nothingness which Escapia's exiled players were doomed to wander for all eternity.

The self-proclaimed king of this forgotten society was a man named Comet. This man had more than a few irritating tendencies, and an unhealthy obsession with diamonds - which had ultimately earned him his exile at the glittering, tantalising hands of the Very Clearly Labelled Bantrap. In exile, he had all the diamonds he could ever desire... and yet, it was somehow never enough. No, Comet was in need of temptation.

Everything changed when the traveller passed through the space between, in search of a lost artifact. He managed to escape the eternal void, leaving behind a strange, ethereal portal. Comet, desperate for the danger and thrill of a good old-fashioned diamond heist, soon followed the traveller into the portal.

He appeared in a curious building he didn't recognise. Colourful tunnels marked with strange letters led in all directions. He stood in awe for a moment; a sudden voice behind him jerked him out of his stupor.
"Welcome to the Hub, Comet."
A ghostly, translucent figure floated before him. Comet recognised the man.
"Hey, I know you! You're Cho!" he cried.
Cho was one of the oldest Operators, notorious in the days of Exitus and early Terra for his heavy-handedness with the banhammer.
" Cho is long gone; I am merely a representation of his former self," the figure explained.
"Huh, wut?" Comet replied.
"I'm a ghost, dumbass, and so are you," Cho said.
Comet looked at his hands; Cho was right. He had indeed taken on a spectral form.
"Whoa! I don't wanna be a ghost!" Comet cried.
"Well, you can return to your physical form and go back to Escapia if you wish..."
"Yeah sure, great, whatever!"
"...but are you sure you really want to?"
This confused poor Comet.
"Well duh, of course! Why wouldn't I?" he asked.
"The world you once knew is gone. This land is a different beast now; it has worlds, and rules, and all kinds of complicated things. You may not like what you see."
"Outta my way, old man," Comet shouted. "I don't care what's changed; I just want some diamonds."
And with that, Comet ran off down one of the coloured tunnels to another world.

Comet aimlessly wandered the fresh landscape of Borjan, looking for mischief to make. He saw massive, glorious structures inlaid with diamonds and jewels - but when he reached out to touch them, he was repulsed by some sort of force-field.This dismayed him greatly; it seemed that everything of value was protected by this strange barrier.
Nevertheless, he had spotted shiny new ores around the region, so decided to go mining. But it wasn't long before he felt an unpleasant feeling in his stomach; he was growing hungry. This sensation was new and confusing to him. He tried to make bread, but any wheat he found was protected by magical barriers or scary iron giants. He tried to gather apples, but all the trees in the wilderness had been felled. He even tried to catch fish, but there were bizarre, inky creatures scaring away his catch. In the end, he resorted to eating a disgusting chunk of flesh he cleaved from a zombie. It left him feeling quite sick.
As Comet trudged sullenly across the land, terrible black shadow monsters rushed towards him and beat him up. He watched a humble creeper as it was struck by lightning and became frighteningly powerful. The fairly tame beasts of the Escapian wilds had changed far too much.

Comet was about ready to give up when he decided to return to his Terran homeland. Surely it couldn't have changed that much, right? He was heartbroken to find that the peaceful islands of Terra's central region had been built up with grand towers and civic buildings. Worse still, the bantrap was gone entirely! He tried to vent his anger by smashing a few blocks, but they were all protected by the ethereal force-field. As he walked his once proud home, he didn't meet a single soul; the people of Escapia had abandoned this land long ago. Now it was sad, lonely and desolate. Comet had had enough.
"Cho!" he cried. "I want to go home!"
Cho's spirit appeared beside him once more.
"Do you see now? Our time has passed, old friend. We are naught but relics of a bygone age," he said.
"I want to go back to the good old days!"
"Don't panic, you can return to your own time."
"How!? Tell me how!" Comet begged.
"You need only leave this world behind, and fade into memory," Cho replied.
Comet and Cho turned to the horizon. The sun was setting, on this world and theirs. Beyond it lay another world; a world of memory and legend beyond any mortal comprehension.
Together, the two lost spirits walked the path to the next world. As they departed, Cho made one last remark to Comet.
"Oh, by the way - I pushed your paperwork through." He turned to Comet and smiled.

"You're a vet."

THE END

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Re: Meet me at spawn in 10 minutes

Post by Byroe » 08 Feb 2013, 09:48

haxxorzd00d wrote:snip

THE END
Win.

The "your a vet" killed me XD
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Re: Meet me at spawn in 10 minutes

Post by Invunarble » 08 Feb 2013, 13:58

The description of a "Branchscape Nuke (TM)" is actually pretty hilarious, from the Escapecraft Dictionary:

"... a collection of 30 TNT wrapped in a small ball made of wool..."
vallorn wrote:Oh you want me to bring St FSV back? Well if you insist :D.
YES DOO EET DOO EET DOO EETT!

You should bring my cannon with you this time, too. :D
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Post by LS13 » 08 Feb 2013, 18:44

Excuse me but do not forget my VLC which is capable of defending br against such threats. Also, our nukes happen to be quite a bit more advanced than that ;)
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Post by Wildwill002 » 08 Feb 2013, 19:11

I can help! I can poke him with a small stick!
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Post by minnerthecat » 09 Feb 2013, 03:20

So did anyone actually go to the hub and meet comet?
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Post by Iron_Fang » 09 Feb 2013, 04:14

Tbh, I wish we went back to the time of V3, so much simpler and where I started 2 years ago :(
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Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 09 Feb 2013, 12:04

The last days of ver2 were quite fun. People were desperately trying to defend New Central, people dying constantly.
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Post by Hytro » 09 Feb 2013, 18:10

haxxorzd00d wrote:--Snip--
I think I had a little tear coming at the end there, poor Cho and Comet...
Then I remembered I don't cry and I shall hunt down their souls :twisted:
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Post by aflycon » 15 Feb 2013, 20:35

vallorn wrote:Oh you want me to bring St FSV back? Well if you insist :D.
Hey whoa, St. FSV is my floating island.. be careful with it. :c

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Re: Meet me at spawn in 10 minutes

Post by Comet'sGhost » 01 Mar 2013, 19:41

Unfortuantly I must buff this thread to warn about my second coming.

EDIT: I jumped on the ban trap I didnt break it.

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Post by Invunarble » 01 Mar 2013, 20:16

Comet'sGhost wrote:Unfortuantly I must buff this thread to warn about my second coming.

EDIT: I jumped on the ban trap I didnt break it.
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