Escapecraft

I reviewed Fyra recently and found that it wasn't up to speed at all. If you don't believe me, look at this:

Are thou mad, sir?

I think it's time for CUT to do a few little renovations...

Needs more stone.

Does your scathing satire know no bounds?

I reviewed Invunarble recently and found that he wasn't up to speed at all. If you don't believe me, look at this:

I'm Godavari and this is my favorite thread on the forums.

This is relevant to my interests.

I recently reviewed Mountbatten, and found out that he was in fact, "Lord_Battenburg"
Oh whoops, what am I doing writing this? I don't want to get a ban for staying up past my bedtime! >:D

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:I reviewed Fyra recently and found that it wasn't up to speed at all. If you don't believe me, look at this:

FyraExposed.png

I remember my first day on escapecraft, when I saw the Fyra train station I thought, "Wow this is so rubbish, who built this?" yes, definitely 2 out of 10 rating...then I went off to the wilderness to make my cobblestone shack and the rest is history.

@vallorn - where do you find those pictures, "Legendary Thread" hahaha
@Invunerbale I cannot pronounce nor spell your name!

Invunarble wrote:I recently reviewed Mountbatten, and found out that he was in fact, "Lord_Battenburg"

What a terrible review. That kind of journalistic talent belongs at Fox.

MayorLennie wrote: @vallorn - where do you find those pictures, "Legendary Thread" hahaha

I find them in the detritus of the collective unconscious... also known as Google.

I believe it is In-vun-ar-ble

Not a bad thread at all.

SMWasder wrote:

Invunarble wrote:I recently reviewed Mountbatten, and found out that he was in fact, "Lord_Battenburg"

What a terrible review. That kind of journalistic talent belongs at Fox.

Come now, at least what he said was mostly factual.

andy25100 wrote:

SMWasder wrote:

Invunarble wrote:I recently reviewed Mountbatten, and found out that he was in fact, "Lord_Battenburg"

What a terrible review. That kind of journalistic talent belongs at Fox.

Come now, at least what he said was mostly factual.

Yes, but it uses a piece of irrelevant, meaningless information and makes it sound like it's actually important to the topic at hand.

Invun, you are Glenn Beck.

Can I at least have my tophat back?

Invunarble wrote:Can I at least have my tophat back?

I was unaware Fox news employees wore Top hats.

Turians wear tophats. As such described in my previous picture, but I have now been transformed into

"Glenn Beck"

No givesies backsies.

Actually, for that matter, it has been a new policy from the Fox "chain of command" that all employees must wear tophats to cover their bald spots on their heads.

BEHOLD! you now owe me your soul...

My review of Vallorn:
Too much Not enough lava.

My review of Vallorn's edit:
Words arenotscratched out in a perfect line horizontally realistically.

Congrats you "Made it to page 2!" Mr. Thread!!!

Needs more sattire :/.