Escapecraft

I love to read the banlist http://www.escapecraft.net/banlist.php It's my source of comedy. So here's a topic to share your favorite reasons people have been banned, just don't post the names of the departed.

Major griefing, his reason was "i know notch".

Notch knows you and he hates you

He shouted to "google" an inexplicably nasty thing. I went ahead and googled it, and I was not amused.

To the mod who googled it use safesearch next time.

Building a ejaculating black dick and attempted griefing.

Imagine what this guy could make if he used his engineering skills for good and not horrible things.

Quote: "WHY ARE THE MODS PENISES SO SMALL????????????"

Why are you looking????

Google is full of evil things... that is all.

intricately discussing his genitalia and its activities

There's definately some comedy to found on that list.

VCLB

ah so many memories

Could not keep Brad under control

i hope im not the only person here who remember the circumstances of this ban

Repeatedly attempted to burn down somepony's house, and I mean repeatedly

Black has followers it seems.

Attempted to destroy alantis, via the monument (Black, you're so lucky I caught it in time)

that monument was a bantrap in itself...

Using a speed hack and griefing at the speed of light

griefing at the speed of light takes mad skill yo.

"Every Single One of Black's VCLB bans"

Comedy. freakin. GOLD.

insecure about his own sexuality, decided to call everyone gay in attempts to feel better about himself

The mods can be quite witty when they're writing the reasons.

after griefing a players home, decided to spit out diamonds like a fountain at the Bellagio

This had me laughing hard which sucked because I had beer in my mouth at the time and now I have some beer in my lungs. Could've been worse, could've gone on my monitor and keyboard.

My Bantrap was fondled.

I miss the old bantraps

Point on this doll were you were touched *Bantrap starts crying

Alright at this point I'm almost crying, that is pure gold

Using locked furnaces to hold chests in PVP for ransom

I got a one day suspension for that.

Hatin' on my mother because we offer more than just PVP

o_O

Works for "notches server prze" competition.

asshat

/Thread.

asshat

*bow*

Anyone else notice how there r 3 different years on the chart: 2012, 2011, and 1969

1969 is from before we started using that chart.
And I particularly like how 82 people in a row are banned for spamming.

4 hours for linking a particularly disturbing adult site in chat

Asking if he could stick his unmentionables in someone else's.

Xan_Krieger wrote:

He shouted to "google" an inexplicably nasty thing. I went ahead and googled it, and I was not amused.

probably 3 of the funniest really

random980 wrote:

4 hours for linking a particularly disturbing adult site in chat

Asking if he could stick his unmentionables in someone else's.

Xan_Krieger wrote:

He shouted to "google" an inexplicably nasty thing. I went ahead and googled it, and I was not amused.

probably 3 of the funniest really

With regards to that last one I asked Zin what he got told to google but he wouldn't tell me

You don't wanna know... trust me. I'm a grown man and *THAT* gave me the jitters.

Zinrius wrote:You don't wanna know... trust me. I'm a grown man and *THAT* gave me the jitters.

okay now IM curious...

It is not a site you are looking for. *waves his hand in a "These are not the Droids you are looking for"-way*

Was it like the <insert another disturbing thing we shouldn't advertise here>? I've seen pretty much everything.

Edited that post Xan, we have children playing here.

just out of curiosity, it wasnt a website named after 'a citrus fruit and a celebratory event' was it? Thats the only website i really know of than can cause such a reaction...

Further questioning about it and I'll lock the topic.

from Wednesday 7th December 2011 08:27:26 AM to Wednesday 7th December 2011 11:25:32 AM there are 182 bans all for spamming. It makes meh chuckle

82, not 182. I mentioned it a few posts above you.

stole a jukebox and "13" dick from Wolfe and then built on his town's land without permission. has previous warning for grief as well.

Wolfe do I even want to know?

I think vallorn ment disc, not...well... You get what I am saying.

Spamming chat with lava deaths

Lol.
Nuf said.

Michael7123 wrote:

Spamming chat with lava deaths

Lol.
Nuf said.

I've done that before actually, I would get depressed and go to PVP and jump off into the lava over and over.