[Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. He finally picked one...

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[Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. He finally picked one...

Post by Pwnsaucier » 11 Feb 2013, 18:21

After many hours spent deep in the bowels of my super secret enchanting base (about 5km south in the nether, just off of Pwny's nether rail line), I've finally finished creating on the most epic tool, weapon, and armor set that Escapia has ever seen. I present to you, Escapians, the Legenday Pwny set.
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This gear set is as Legendary as the awesome custom item names suggest. It includes armor tough enough to take a relaxing bath in lava or survive a fall from low earth orbit, tools that will reshape the world at ludicrous speed, and weapons that will make nice new holes in your foes where their faces ones were.

Since I'm completely out of my mind, I'm going to auction this entire set off. It is to be sold as a single unit. Bids for individual pieces will be either ignored or mocked, probably the latter.

The baseline price is 4 diamond blocks, the base material cost...but that's not really important...

Now here's where I hope it gets very, very interesting and entertaining. On top of the 4 diamond block starting bid, I will allow and encourage creative, hilarious, gratuitous, and/or insane bids, such as giant statues built in my honor, exuberant estates in prestigious cities or towns, first born children, long-term indentured servitude, a pair of George Bush's underwear, or whatever other awesome, creative, ridiculous things you can think of offering for this one of a kind Legendary set.

At the end of the bidding period, I will choose the winner based on how awesome and entertaining I find their bid. Creativity and ridiculousness will win over a big lump of diamond!

I'll let this auction run for ~ 6 days from OP, to end at 8:00 PM PST on Sunday, February 17.

Happy bidding! Readygo!
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Post by Invunarble » 11 Feb 2013, 18:23

OH YES DO WANT

I will start with 16db.
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Post by Wildwill002 » 11 Feb 2013, 18:41

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Post by asi1998 » 11 Feb 2013, 22:46

Not just 1 pair of George Bush's underwear but... Ghe most prised undies from the last 25 presidents! Plus a pair of white undies signed by Vladimir Putin aaand 16 dbs and 2 diamonds!
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Post by vallorn » 12 Feb 2013, 02:00

Not having me test that "Relaxing lava bath" claim on you. ;)
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 12 Feb 2013, 02:10

5 barrels of nothing, and I'll throw in a box of fuck all just for you.
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Post by Pwnsaucier » 12 Feb 2013, 07:16

Lord_Mountbatten wrote:5 barrels of nothing, and I'll throw in a box of fuck all just for you.
ImageThat...that wasn't funny at all. That just sounded angry. Is there uhhh, something you'd like to get off your chest there, champ?
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Post by Iron_Fang » 12 Feb 2013, 07:50

Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, five gold rings, four humming birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree (ps. I don't really want it and no, you are NOT my true love >:()
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Post by Wildwill002 » 12 Feb 2013, 09:56

Depending on where you live, I will personally come to your house, bake you some fresh septuple chocolate brownies & a triple chocolate cheesecake and then I shall do any and all chores around the house you require doing*

Hows that sound?

*Disclaimer: This may not be quite up to your standard but it shall be done and I must also state that I am unable to clean up any bloodstains unless the blood itself is from vampire.*
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 12 Feb 2013, 18:33

Pwnsaucier wrote:
Lord_Mountbatten wrote:5 barrels of nothing, and I'll throw in a box of fuck all just for you.
ImageThat...that wasn't funny at all. That just sounded angry. Is there uhhh, something you'd like to get off your chest there, champ?
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Post by Pwnsaucier » 12 Feb 2013, 20:32

Iron_Fang wrote:Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, five gold rings, four humming birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree (ps. I don't really want it and no, you are NOT my true love >:()
I really hope you typed that out, entirely from memory :)
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Post by Invunarble » 12 Feb 2013, 20:53

If you sell me your armor, I will tell you how I have been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's quite possibly the best offer ever.
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Post by Pwnsaucier » 16 Feb 2013, 12:42

Approaching last chance to bid! Anyone care to offer some prime pieces of real estate?
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Post by Invunarble » 16 Feb 2013, 14:15

Meh, I retract my bid of 16db. Recession's difficult, you know?

However, if you like my offer of me telling you how I have been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can, then I'm still willing to give you that for the equipment.
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Post by asi1998 » 16 Feb 2013, 15:25

I would like to drop my bad as well. Just lost the diamonds so I technically cant pay sry bout that
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Post by motormaniac » 16 Feb 2013, 18:41

I'll pay 6 DB if no one else will..
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Post by Wildwill002 » 16 Feb 2013, 19:50

I got 10 dia blocks and 10 emerald blocks if you can wait til monday

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Previous offer of brownies and cheesecake still stands btw
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Post by Sti_Jo_Lew » 17 Feb 2013, 09:10

Hmm.... Alright, here's my bid.

10 dia blocks, monthly cookie supplies from me, and if you want, I'll build you a house or something.
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Post by Lord_Mountbatten » 17 Feb 2013, 09:53

Doubling my original bid. 10 entire boxes of tax-free nothing could be yours.
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Post by Invunarble » 17 Feb 2013, 16:24

I see the previous offer made and instead raise you a new and improved offer of 20 extra-large crates of nothing with no interest on them. Doesn't that sound like an amazing deal?
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Post by Electro Coconut » 19 Feb 2013, 16:01

Well if this is still going, I'll offer 12 dia blocks and a golden stickman complete with a lapis hair do in your honour :D
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Post by Pwnsaucier » 22 Feb 2013, 03:38

Electro Coconut wrote:Well if this is still going, I'll offer 12 dia blocks and a golden stickman complete with a lapis hair do in your honour :D
Well folks, I was so disappointed and bored with all of the offers that I didn't even bother picking one when I said I would. You all suck. Coconut sucks the least. You win, sir. PM me with when you're usually around and with the details on this stickman thing; I've got a good idea for where to build it. If we have seriously conflicting visions here, then we should probably establish that asap :)
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Post by Electro Coconut » 22 Feb 2013, 07:16

Brilliant! You have teh message ;)
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