[Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. He finally picked one...
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[Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. He finally picked one...
After many hours spent deep in the bowels of my super secret enchanting base (about 5km south in the nether, just off of Pwny's nether rail line), I've finally finished creating on the most epic tool, weapon, and armor set that Escapia has ever seen. I present to you, Escapians, the Legenday Pwny set.
This gear set is as Legendary as the awesome custom item names suggest. It includes armor tough enough to take a relaxing bath in lava or survive a fall from low earth orbit, tools that will reshape the world at ludicrous speed, and weapons that will make nice new holes in your foes where their faces ones were.
Since I'm completely out of my mind, I'm going to auction this entire set off. It is to be sold as a single unit. Bids for individual pieces will be either ignored or mocked, probably the latter.
The baseline price is 4 diamond blocks, the base material cost...but that's not really important...
Now here's where I hope it gets very, very interesting and entertaining. On top of the 4 diamond block starting bid, I will allow and encourage creative, hilarious, gratuitous, and/or insane bids, such as giant statues built in my honor, exuberant estates in prestigious cities or towns, first born children, long-term indentured servitude, a pair of George Bush's underwear, or whatever other awesome, creative, ridiculous things you can think of offering for this one of a kind Legendary set.
At the end of the bidding period, I will choose the winner based on how awesome and entertaining I find their bid. Creativity and ridiculousness will win over a big lump of diamond!
I'll let this auction run for ~ 6 days from OP, to end at 8:00 PM PST on Sunday, February 17.
Happy bidding! Readygo!
This gear set is as Legendary as the awesome custom item names suggest. It includes armor tough enough to take a relaxing bath in lava or survive a fall from low earth orbit, tools that will reshape the world at ludicrous speed, and weapons that will make nice new holes in your foes where their faces ones were.
Since I'm completely out of my mind, I'm going to auction this entire set off. It is to be sold as a single unit. Bids for individual pieces will be either ignored or mocked, probably the latter.
The baseline price is 4 diamond blocks, the base material cost...but that's not really important...
Now here's where I hope it gets very, very interesting and entertaining. On top of the 4 diamond block starting bid, I will allow and encourage creative, hilarious, gratuitous, and/or insane bids, such as giant statues built in my honor, exuberant estates in prestigious cities or towns, first born children, long-term indentured servitude, a pair of George Bush's underwear, or whatever other awesome, creative, ridiculous things you can think of offering for this one of a kind Legendary set.
At the end of the bidding period, I will choose the winner based on how awesome and entertaining I find their bid. Creativity and ridiculousness will win over a big lump of diamond!
I'll let this auction run for ~ 6 days from OP, to end at 8:00 PM PST on Sunday, February 17.
Happy bidding! Readygo!
Last edited by Pwnsaucier on 22 Feb 2013, 03:39, edited 2 times in total.
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
OH YES DO WANT
I will start with 16db.
I will start with 16db.
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
Not just 1 pair of George Bush's underwear but... Ghe most prised undies from the last 25 presidents! Plus a pair of white undies signed by Vladimir Putin aaand 16 dbs and 2 diamonds!
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
Not having me test that "Relaxing lava bath" claim on you.
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
5 barrels of nothing, and I'll throw in a box of fuck all just for you.
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
That...that wasn't funny at all. That just sounded angry. Is there uhhh, something you'd like to get off your chest there, champ?Lord_Mountbatten wrote:5 barrels of nothing, and I'll throw in a box of fuck all just for you.
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, five gold rings, four humming birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree (ps. I don't really want it and no, you are NOT my true love >:()
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
Depending on where you live, I will personally come to your house, bake you some fresh septuple chocolate brownies & a triple chocolate cheesecake and then I shall do any and all chores around the house you require doing*
Hows that sound?
*Disclaimer: This may not be quite up to your standard but it shall be done and I must also state that I am unable to clean up any bloodstains unless the blood itself is from vampire.*
Hows that sound?
*Disclaimer: This may not be quite up to your standard but it shall be done and I must also state that I am unable to clean up any bloodstains unless the blood itself is from vampire.*
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
The power of a full stop it seems. I'm mostly like this whenever I post stuff:Pwnsaucier wrote:That...that wasn't funny at all. That just sounded angry. Is there uhhh, something you'd like to get off your chest there, champ?Lord_Mountbatten wrote:5 barrels of nothing, and I'll throw in a box of fuck all just for you.
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
I really hope you typed that out, entirely from memoryIron_Fang wrote:Twelve drummers drumming, Eleven pipers piping, Ten lords a-leaping, Nine ladies dancing, Eight maids a-milking, Seven swans a-swimming, Six geese a-laying, five gold rings, four humming birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree (ps. I don't really want it and no, you are NOT my true love >:()
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
If you sell me your armor, I will tell you how I have been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's quite possibly the best offer ever.
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
Approaching last chance to bid! Anyone care to offer some prime pieces of real estate?
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
Meh, I retract my bid of 16db. Recession's difficult, you know?
However, if you like my offer of me telling you how I have been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can, then I'm still willing to give you that for the equipment.
However, if you like my offer of me telling you how I have been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can, then I'm still willing to give you that for the equipment.
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
I would like to drop my bad as well. Just lost the diamonds so I technically cant pay sry bout that
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
I got 10 dia blocks and 10 emerald blocks if you can wait til monday
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Previous offer of brownies and cheesecake still stands btw
-=EDIT=-
Previous offer of brownies and cheesecake still stands btw
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
Hmm.... Alright, here's my bid.
10 dia blocks, monthly cookie supplies from me, and if you want, I'll build you a house or something.
10 dia blocks, monthly cookie supplies from me, and if you want, I'll build you a house or something.
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
Doubling my original bid. 10 entire boxes of tax-free nothing could be yours.
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
I see the previous offer made and instead raise you a new and improved offer of 20 extra-large crates of nothing with no interest on them. Doesn't that sound like an amazing deal?
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
Well if this is still going, I'll offer 12 dia blocks and a golden stickman complete with a lapis hair do in your honour
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. It's as epic as it ge
Well folks, I was so disappointed and bored with all of the offers that I didn't even bother picking one when I said I would. You all suck. Coconut sucks the least. You win, sir. PM me with when you're usually around and with the details on this stickman thing; I've got a good idea for where to build it. If we have seriously conflicting visions here, then we should probably establish that asapElectro Coconut wrote:Well if this is still going, I'll offer 12 dia blocks and a golden stickman complete with a lapis hair do in your honour
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Re: [Auction] Legendary Pwny gear set. He finally picked one
Brilliant! You have teh message
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