Escapecraft

I found a thread on one of the other forums I frequent containing the most hilarious jokes, stories, and tall tales. I figure escapecraft can use such a thread. Example: Prince Charles decided to take up jogging. Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to bra...

You did not sign a contract of any kind so do not worry. Just admit you were being a tool and move on.

Here are the tunnels I have dug as part of my mining operation (and a sanctioned connection to the undercity) , they are at level 6.

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Wokka, I already thought you were cool but the bike (same one I want, same colour as well) brought you to a new level.

Canadians consume more Kraft Dinner (aka Kraft Macaroni & Cheese) per capita than any other nationality on earth. Canada has more donut shops per capita than the United States does. Agreed, I have gone through a few cases this term. I just boil it, prepare it, and eat it in the same pot. Facts: Wel...

My Transportation.
It is a little worse for wear after riding it the whole winter. After exams I am doing a full strip down, replacing all the cables, and lubing everything.

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If we did a ring around spawn and branched off it would be good. I have a tunnel going from the cuboid to the dev to aerotip and connecting to the undercity. It is at level 6, but I have mined the whole area out.

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Of course this rig is custom built by me. I plan on adding a second 5770 and an SSD.
It is running an intel Q9550 @ 3.6 GHz, has 8GB of 1333 MHz DDR 3 RAM, and Has (currently) a 500Gb 7200 RPM HDD. I built it January 2010.

http://www.backblaze.com/ It's cheap, and will securely backup your stuff. I have a raid array at home for my media and storage, but this is handy for offsite stuff I've gone completely digital, I just make sure my mp3's are backed up well, and I don't like physical, because no matter how careful y...

mydrox wrote:
Hashime wrote:I hated physical media...until my External HDD (that I kept all 400+ GB of stuff) on died. It is being replaced be WD, but still.
Data you don't have at least 3 copies of, is data you don't care about.

That is true. The HDD was filled with "free" movies and television shows.

I'm in. I also can spare saplings and a little wood. Branchscape is cool man.

If you have ever seen Rent-a-Goalie you know what I (unfortunately) think of when I see wokka's name.

Well, the accents are better than those of many of my classmates. at least a third speak an Asian language naively with a few middle easterners thrown in. Then there are the few who refuse to use english except when talking to the prof....

tanisjihanis wrote:Just like you are a crazy asian with scuba diving equipment and an excellent IMPOSSIBRU face!

Yes, that totally is not shopped....

The first one will confuse the hell out of me. Hime is the latter half of my username.

tanisjihanis wrote:Ninja identity protection is not wark!
I am slightly abnormally small as you can see. I look ehhh... lets just say im 15 from this pict.

I figured you were a crazy teenager.

Well, there must be a very very large amount of ethanol involved.

DDR3 1333 MHz ram is quite cheap right now, I picked up 8gb for $80 canadian from a local shop. If you are not going to overclock do not waste your money on extremely fast ram. 1333 or 1600 will do you fine. Also look at the timings, tighter timings 5-5-5-21 or what ever will indicate better ram. Th...

DuplicateValue wrote:What movie is it from?

"The Big Lebowski"

I personally am not a fan of the film. To me is was just an evening with a very stupid man.

Get an AMD if you are not going to overclock. Intel processors are better in terms of overclockability, but AMD processors still do the same thing. Your parts list also looks good, of course I have only taken a cursory glance. If you are set on an nvidia card consider the MSI twin frozer GTX460. The...

Anyone can build a computer. Look at this article for a starting point: http://www.bit-tech.net/hardware/buyers-guide/2011/02/10/pc-hardware-buyer-s-guide-february-2011/1 Then post a parts list, I will look it over for you, and if you post it on other sites they will do the same. Lastly, the hardest...

COWPOCALYPSE!

So much milk.......[shudder]

This thread is a total success!
It is also hilarious.

I will write an exam, eat chili, and study for my next exam.

It takes a while to clear out a chest, if you were to say have the floor as a bridge that was connected to a clock circuit activated by a circuit that activated the door they would walk in, raid the chest, and fall into a pit of no return while grabbing the contents.

Simple, see a less than intelligent person on the server? cap it and put it here. Derps are also welcomed.
Example:

The squid

Milo Windby wrote:

HA HA HA!

I hated physical media...until my External HDD (that I kept all 400+ GB of stuff) on died. It is being replaced be WD, but still.

Searched minecraft on the escapist after getting it. Found this server. (Waaaay back at the beginning of September)

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