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Tales of Wayward Crossing A Role-Playing Let's Play Adventure in Minecraft! When things began out in the Wilds, there was but one man. A lost soul, running from something. Or someone; no-one but him knows for sure. Either way, he built himself up a fine little homestead out there in that Notch-fors...

Dammit Will, y u no post an actual number. Now I forgot what number we were at.

I guess it was -100 or something.

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I am made of lies. That's what makes me best Putin. Also I have to reinstall Excel and make the grid again.

It's on my to-do list.

Благодарю вас, товарищи! AOAtz8xWM0w I shall bask in the glory of being the greatest Putin in all Escapia - even greater than Godavari, the original Putin, apparently. Those of you who wish to question the legitimacy of my victory may want to practice breaking out of concrete shoes. Meanwhile, my tw...

So apparently there was some sort of Skyrim party going on today...

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Kindy finally receives clairvoyance (the wishing genie was replaced when the old one failed his basic literacy test), and discovers that he must eliminate Invun to save the world. Kindy beats him to death with a fishbot, but the scientific community refuses to accept his reasoning and locks him up f...

You get writing software that hooks directly into your brain, but it's actually a mind-control program created by an evil corporation. You become a brainwashed hitman on a mission to assassinate world leaders.

I wish I could make the best game in the world.

Whoops, forgot about this. Been a bit busy recently. I shall add something later this evening.

Oh, it is SO on.

She moves into a new house a hundred yards closer to Arkansas.

I wish people would pay me to NOT go to work.

You get a penny more for the summer sales. Have fun with that.

I wish I could grow or shrink to any size.

Comeback, Rescue "I can't believe this thing still works!" Trent and Derrick had pulled the racer into a sheltered alleyway after high-tailing it out of Curt's place, the barely functional engine spluttering and belching out acrid smoke for most of the journey. "Yeah, no thanks to you," Trent replie...

Criminal, Business As he pondered how best to approach this situation, Trent heard a buzzing from his communicator. It was Curt. "Curt? What is this!?" Trent asked, shocked and furious. "This appears to be you running away from me." Curt replied coldly. "I thought we were friends, bro! Anyway, liste...

Your animation skills are so l33t that you're kidnapped and forced to work in a Korean animation sweatshop drawing crappy children's cartoons... frame by frame.

I wish I had a lovable pet unicorn that can fly and shoot rainbows from its horn.

Magic, Nature But Trent hadn't given up hope just yet. He had to get to the bottom of this. He knew the city authorities were happy to let their trash rot at the bottom of the river, so he returned by cover of night to dredge up his rusty racer, safe in the knowledge that no-one would stop him. Once...

Danger, Surprise (wow Surprise comes up a lot) With the annual Grand Crash tournament just days away, Trent was psyched to continue his winning streak. However, his excitement quickly turned to panic when he awoke to find his finely-tuned racer missing. He tried to contact his racing partner and lif...

Fast, Criminal, City Gridwords, Volume 1: Speed Demons The city of New Centropolis had its vices, to be sure. After all, what city in 2200 didn't? But of all the sleaze and corruption in this neon wonderland, there was nothing more widespread - or deadly - than the Speedway. Indeed, not a single sou...

http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/3417/gridwords.png Welcome to a new kind of story game! Gridwords is a concept I came up with while bored at work one day. It's a collaborative writing game guided by a healthy mix of luck and imagination. Players need to be imaginative and enjoy writing; this is ...

[12:43] <Haxxorzd00d> Anything noteworthy been occurring? [12:44] <SurvivalBot> [m] tanisjihanis: my pride and joy got big :3 [12:44] <Haxxorzd00d> Keep that to yourself [12:44] <SurvivalBot> [m] tanisjihanis: err [12:44] <SurvivalBot> [m] tanisjihanis: thats not quite how [12:44] <SurvivalBot> [m] ...

Well, the OP in the original thread asked "When you think of God, what automatically comes to your mind?" Atheists don't believe in God, so when they think of God, nothing should come to mind. The concept of "nothing" has no physical manifestation or qualification and thus cannot be posted in a foru...

Say it again.

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Sure, I'll help out. I'm always interested in the game development/testing process, and I rather like action RPGs.

Steam ID: Haxxorzd00d

The tilagroph was a now-extinct horned, boar-like creature native to the Scottish highlands. The name is derived from an old Celtic phrase meaning 'grompher of tillers'.

What is/are cioruos? (curious)

Aroorooroo?

Patch v1.1 is being rolled out across Arena services, please wait... Changelog: - Set player equipment total to 1 weapon + 2 accessories. - Added accuracy and evasion stats! - Added weapon prefixes! - Added weapon abilities and 'Chance'! - Added arena events! - The Arena Shop is ready to open! - Th...

Sneak preview of things to come.

Shit's about to get real deep up in here. Also Megaman.

Anyway, 1.1 and the next round (or two) should be up early sometime tomorrow. I got stuff I gotta do this evening, but since there's been good reception to this idea so far I'm happy to continue it.

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