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by haxxorzd00d
13 Feb 2014, 16:59
Forum: Useful Old Stuff
Topic: The Shrine Of Haxx!
Replies: 8
Views: 10259

Re: The Shrine Of Haxx!

MrWhales wrote:
haxxorzd00d wrote:Excellent, it's half-finished, as any shrine to me should be.

Not really sure what I did to deserve a monument, but hey. Guess I'll have to build you something nice on TNA.
A whale! Make a whale!
I WILL FINALLY MAKE AN ACTUAL WHALE

For Uninvited of course, not for you.
by haxxorzd00d
13 Feb 2014, 13:02
Forum: Useful Old Stuff
Topic: TNA: Community Spotlight Issue 1!
Replies: 9
Views: 9443

TNA: Community Spotlight Issue 1!

Some of you may remember Sir Haxx's Escapian Almanac, an admittedly short-lived look at the lives and times of various players in our worlds. Well, the Almanac is back with a new world and a new look - the Community Spotlight ! Are you building something ambitious in TNA? Perhaps you've founded a to...
by haxxorzd00d
13 Feb 2014, 09:40
Forum: Useful Old Stuff
Topic: Birth of Man - Minecraft movie
Replies: 7
Views: 11904

Re: Birth of Man - Minecraft movie

SIR WAZZINGTON TWATTERSBY, PROFESSOR OF DERIVATION AT WANKSTOW UNIVERSITY OF PIFFLE

FEEL GOOD? FEEL LIKE A BIG MAN?
by haxxorzd00d
13 Feb 2014, 08:06
Forum: Useful Old Stuff
Topic: Birth of Man - Minecraft movie
Replies: 7
Views: 11904

Re: Birth of Man - Minecraft movie

Most of those people don't ask for $600,000 to produce their derivative works.
by haxxorzd00d
13 Feb 2014, 03:02
Forum: Useful Old Stuff
Topic: The Shrine Of Haxx!
Replies: 8
Views: 10259

Re: The Shrine Of Haxx!

Excellent, it's half-finished, as any shrine to me should be.

Not really sure what I did to deserve a monument, but hey. Guess I'll have to build you something nice on TNA.
by haxxorzd00d
11 Feb 2014, 08:46
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Post a Picture of a Whale 2014 Edition
Replies: 79
Views: 187098

Re: Post a Picture of a Whale 2014 Edition

Invunarble wrote:Why isn't "Shiringhamshirebergshire" a place?
You must mean Little Upper Stokingtonsburyhamptonshire-on-Sea. It's just off the edge of the map.
by haxxorzd00d
24 Jan 2014, 12:04
Forum: Games and Reviews
Topic: Blizzard Games
Replies: 11
Views: 27237

Re: Blizzard Games

And people called Nintendo dried up... Warcraft, Starcraft, Diablo. Rinse and repeat. Those are some nice 3 IPs you have there, guys. Though I suppose I can hardly accuse them of franchise fatigue since they seem to take so bloody long between sequels to those same old IPs (not including WoW, which ...
by haxxorzd00d
14 Jan 2014, 11:24
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Post a Picture of a Whale 2014 Edition
Replies: 79
Views: 187098

Re: Post a Picture of a Whale 2014 Edition

I see your orcat and raise you a whaldoge.

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by haxxorzd00d
08 Jan 2014, 11:07
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Show us your gaming rig!!
Replies: 72
Views: 72191

Re: Show us your gaming rig!!

MKindy wrote:
haxxorzd00d wrote:Where does it even fit!?
That's what she said. ;D
I knew someone would say that. I just knew it.
by haxxorzd00d
08 Jan 2014, 04:17
Forum: Useful Old Stuff
Topic: The Last Spleef Tournament!
Replies: 14
Views: 16688

Re: Pre-Wipe Spleef Tournament of the Ages!

Spleef, fireworks AND an Aussie BBQ?

Oh, I am SO in.
by haxxorzd00d
08 Jan 2014, 04:14
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Show us your gaming rig!!
Replies: 72
Views: 72191

Re: Show us your gaming rig!!

MKindy wrote:RAM: 64GB
What... how... why? What!? How!? I don't...

Where does it even fit!?
by haxxorzd00d
06 Jan 2014, 10:15
Forum: Useful Old Stuff
Topic: [DAY 17.1] The Artifact - Multiverse Mayhem!
Replies: 68
Views: 59240

Re: [DAY 15] The Artifact - Act III

Day 15 The crystals! The enderdragon itself was likely too strong for my arrows to even scratch it, but if I could eliminate its power source… I took aim, and fired. My arrow sailed to the top of the obsidian pillar and struck straight and true, piercing the crystal and shattering it into a million...
by haxxorzd00d
03 Jan 2014, 05:30
Forum: Useful Old Stuff
Topic: [DAY 17.1] The Artifact - Multiverse Mayhem!
Replies: 68
Views: 59240

Re: [DAY 13.5] The Artifact - Act III (OMG UPDATE)

“We have to go back for him!” Without hesitation I turned and dashed back towards Derigin, cowering in the wreckage of the crashed helicopter. Steve was hot on my heels as I ducked into the burned-out fuselage and grabbed Deri by the arm. “Get up! We’ve gotta-” Then the UFO opened fire. Day 14 We sh...
by haxxorzd00d
02 Jan 2014, 08:09
Forum: Useful Old Stuff
Topic: [DAY 17.1] The Artifact - Multiverse Mayhem!
Replies: 68
Views: 59240

Re: [DAY 13.5] The Artifact - Act III (OMG UPDATE)

Oh man, is it on? Damn, I should've recorded it.

I was just quoting it, not watching it. :)
by haxxorzd00d
02 Jan 2014, 06:53
Forum: Useful Old Stuff
Topic: [DAY 17.1] The Artifact - Multiverse Mayhem!
Replies: 68
Views: 59240

Re: [DAY 13] The Artifact - Act Three

GORDON'S ALIVE! Happy new year! Tolteca may be bowing out to make way for The New Awesomeness, but I'm not done with it yet. Take this as absolute confirmation that you WILL be able to experience the long-awaited Tolteca quest line, and soon. I promise you this. What's more, there will be rewards f...
by haxxorzd00d
01 Jan 2014, 15:51
Forum: Useful Old Stuff
Topic: Happy 2014
Replies: 11
Views: 10532

Re: Happy 2014

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by haxxorzd00d
10 Dec 2013, 08:38
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Spaaaaaaace
Replies: 9
Views: 8534

Re: Spaaaaaaace

Not really sure what Star Citizen or BF4 have to do with this, but hey. Having played none of these three games, here's my perspective: Star Citizen - their website makes it look like Spaceship Porn: The Game, and the way people talk about it reminds me disturbingly of EVE Online. Nopenopenope. Batt...
by haxxorzd00d
15 Oct 2013, 13:30
Forum: Introduce Yourself + AMAs
Topic: AMA - DistortedStu's turn to get judged.
Replies: 15
Views: 27275

Re: AMA - DistortedStu's turn to get judged.

WHY DID YOU DELAY WATCH DOGS YOU HORSE'S ARSE

(and that other thing with the cars and whatnot, but mostly Watch Dogs)
by haxxorzd00d
14 Oct 2013, 13:29
Forum: Games and Reviews
Topic: POKEMANS! Friend codes and such!
Replies: 12
Views: 15090

POKEMANS! Friend codes and such!

HEY KIDS! Do you like Pokémon? Do you have Pokémon X and/or Y? Do you appreciate my use of the accented é? If you answered "yes", "no" or "what's wrong with you!?" to any or all of the above, then have I got a proposition for you! Simply deposit your 3DS friend codes in this here thread, and we'll g...
by haxxorzd00d
10 Oct 2013, 13:14
Forum: Games and Reviews
Topic: Ace of Spades: Battle Builder is 66% off
Replies: 6
Views: 6161

Re: Ace of Spades: Battle Builder is 66% off

Ugh, well that's a real turn-off. Well done Jagex, way to fuck it up.

And here I was hoping for an Escapecraft dedicated server where we rebuild our favourite landmarks like the hub as arenas to blow up and chase each other around. Maybe it'll get dedi support in future, who knows.
by haxxorzd00d
10 Oct 2013, 12:13
Forum: Games and Reviews
Topic: Ace of Spades: Battle Builder is 66% off
Replies: 6
Views: 6161

Re: Ace of Spades: Battle Builder is 66% off

Is this the kinda thing we could have a dedicated server for? Maybe we have Escapecraft members build some maps and put them into the rotation if they're good enough?
by haxxorzd00d
10 Oct 2013, 12:08
Forum: Games and Reviews
Topic: Ace of Spades: Battle Builder is 66% off
Replies: 6
Views: 6161

Ace of Spades: Battle Builder is 66% off

So I see Ace of Spades, that promising voxel-based FPS, finally got what it so sorely needed - a level editor!

It's 66% off right now on Steam and I'm thinking about it; is it any good? Anyone else here own it and up for some multiplayer madness?

http://store.steampowered.com/app/224540/
by haxxorzd00d
05 Oct 2013, 02:27
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Carpet block glitch
Replies: 6
Views: 8237

Re: Carpet block glitch

Yeah they changed it in the latest update so you need an iron pickaxe to break it. Don't use your fists, you'll just make a mess.
by haxxorzd00d
01 Oct 2013, 07:46
Forum: Games and Reviews
Topic: Grand Theft Auto Online
Replies: 29
Views: 33974

Re: Grand Theft Auto Online

GTA Online is out now! I'm still looking for anyone playing on PS3 - add me and we'll break some banks together. PSN ID: haxxorzd00d I know that out of the 3 people on Escapecraft that aren't part of the PC master race and actually own a console, most of them have an Xbox, but come on, there must be...
by haxxorzd00d
05 Sep 2013, 10:47
Forum: Games and Reviews
Topic: Grand Theft Auto Online
Replies: 29
Views: 33974

Grand Theft Auto Online

So, GTA V is coming. The online part of it launches on October 1st, and I'm totally ready to party with some friends. The question is, which friends? If you're getting the game, use this thread to post your platform of choice and in-game name, so we can add friends and group up for some mayhem in Lo...
by haxxorzd00d
02 Sep 2013, 10:56
Forum: Games and Reviews
Topic: Xbox One
Replies: 38
Views: 29034

Re: Xbox One

Well, Microshit have had one month to make this more appealing, so I guess I'll necro this thread with my two pence.

Lol. Lololol. Fuckin' lolz. Big fat hairy rofflecopters.

Lolololololololololo *pre-orders PS4*
by haxxorzd00d
02 Sep 2013, 04:03
Forum: Useful Old Stuff
Topic: How are the cupcakes????
Replies: 8
Views: 9106

Re: How are the cupcakes????

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by haxxorzd00d
13 Aug 2013, 03:36
Forum: The Lounge
Topic: Top 3 Favorite Events
Replies: 15
Views: 13669

Re: Top 3 Favorite Events

1. Ver1's infamous "See How Many Ion Cannons We Can Set Off Before The Server Crashes" day.
2. The Great Spleef Tourney of Terra, which the mods totally didn't cheat at.
3. The Escapia Lottery, in which winning 3 times in a row gets you Mod apparently!
by haxxorzd00d
08 Aug 2013, 17:11
Forum: Games and Reviews
Topic: Guns of Icarus Online
Replies: 3
Views: 4005

Re: Guns of Icarus Online


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